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07-31-2003, 04:51 PM
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spreadin the word
Join Date: Jul 2003
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More J.Lo And Affleck News
Stop me if you've heard this one or tell me if we have all had enough of these two (I'll just ignore you), but "superstar couple" Affleck and Lopez are so distraught at the critical backlash to their movie Gigli that they have vowed never to work together again.
YAY for us!!
The "sexy pair" believe their incredible fame and the gossip surrounding their upcoming marriage doomed the movie to failure before it was released.
Well, I'm soooo sure that's it.
But wait, we will get one more chance to see them "sizzle" on screen together in Jersey Girl, which will be released in February next year.
What a relief. I was starting to panic.
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07-31-2003, 04:53 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Grinchy attitude poll
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
True or false:
The absolute best day of my life lies ahead of me.
The absolute worst day of my life lies ahead of me.
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True
To the oven, now . . .
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07-31-2003, 04:54 PM
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
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More J.Lo And Affleck News
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Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
The "sexy pair" believe their incredible fame and the gossip surrounding their upcoming marriage doomed the movie to failure before it was released.
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And when they've tried so very hard not to get caught up in the publicity mill, too! 
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07-31-2003, 04:54 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Grinchy attitude poll
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
True or false:
The absolute best day of my life lies ahead of me.
The absolute worst day of my life lies ahead of me.*
A(true and true)G
*A compelling argument may be made that for most people, the worst day was the day they were born, in terms of risk, physical and emotional trauma, fear, and a deteriorating standard of living. For most people it will wind up having been more traumatic than their death will be. But let's put that to one side.
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True, I hope. I have had many good days, but believe our aspirations should extend ever upward.
True, I fear. The irrational fear of harm to one's children subsides, but never truly dissipates.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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07-31-2003, 04:56 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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More J.Lo And Affleck News
Quote:
Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
But wait, we will get one more chance to see them "sizzle" on screen together in Jersey Girl, which will be released in February next year.
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J.Lo, Affleck, and Kevin Smith are like an Overrated Trifecta. |
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07-31-2003, 05:01 PM
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spreadin the word
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: I am with you always
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A Plea for Crab Control
PRESTON - A Preston woman was arrested after an alleged fight with her husband on Thursday.
According to police, Sherry Lynn Harrison, 28, and her husband, Alvin J. Harrison Jr., 33 allegedly argued at their home at 5980 Newton Road in Preston. Police said Mrs. Harrison allegedly took a hard-shell crab and stabbed Mr. Harrison in the face with the pointed end of the shell. Mrs. Harrison allegedly bit Mr. Harrison on his right forearm when he attempted to restrain her, said police. Police said Mr. Harrison refused medical treatment for his injuries.
Charlton Heston, newly-elected president of the NCA, could not be reached for comment.
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07-31-2003, 05:12 PM
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spreadin the word
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: I am with you always
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Since I Have Your Attention
And since no one else is posting, I would say your best day is today after you watch this. And provided you have the sense of humor of a 12-year old boy.
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07-31-2003, 05:28 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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London
Or actually anywhere in Europe. What's it going to take for me to move/work there? I'll do anything. I don't need to practice law at all. I'll draw caricatures on the Seine, or paint myself gold and stay completely still in Piccadilly.
All this talk about the best of life being in front is making me antsy, NTTAWWT...
But I've been wanting to do this for years...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-31-2003, 05:33 PM
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Subject to Discipline
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Singing Rnold's campaign theme song
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"The 'Gigli' Is Up"
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
[re: Jennifer (Self) Love Hewitt] I vehemently disagree. I would so give her the gook.
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I'm not saying she's not highly gookable, I'm just saying that she ought to be on the list of celebrities who are NOT as hot as they're purported to be. There's something about her face that just isn't right.
Kind of like the Penelope Cruz analysis ... if you chopped off her head and replaced it with a better looking one, she'd be all that. |
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07-31-2003, 05:41 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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"The 'Gigli' Is Up"
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Originally posted by Puft Daddy
I'm not saying she's not highly gookable,
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when did the common slur for north Vietnamese get turned into a synonym for "depose" or "do the sex to"? Is this of paigow's doing? |
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07-31-2003, 05:41 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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"The 'Gigli' Is Up"
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Originally posted by Puft Daddy
Kind of like the Penelope Cruz analysis ... if you chopped off her head and replaced it with a better looking one, she'd be all that.
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At last someone got my back on that one. Thx Puft, you always were my favorite JLo ex. Except that the dancer guy is pretty hot. No, but it really is you.
SO thinks J Love Hewitt is perfect. Along with Mira S. They are both NMT.*
*for the acronyminally challenged, Not My Type. In this case, they are NMGTBINGNTTAWWT (Not My Girl Type But I'm Not Gay Not That There's Anything Wrong With That). |
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07-31-2003, 05:46 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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"The 'Gigli' Is Up"
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
"Gook", in this sentence, rhymes with "book" and means, well, "jism". I read it over again and alarms started going off in my head...
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In other words, it's pronounced as Gordon Liddy says it, not as John McCain says it.
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07-31-2003, 05:46 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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"The 'Gigli' Is Up"
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
when did the common slur for north Vietnamese get turned into a synonym for "depose" or "do the sex to"? Is this of paigow's doing?
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Rhymes with book, not duke. Actually, the word should be pronounced the former and not the latter. Cook, hook, look, nook, rook, took...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-31-2003, 05:47 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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"The 'Gigli' Is Up"
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Originally posted by Puft Daddy
Kind of like the Penelope Cruz analysis ...
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LISTEN TO TM. LIKE THE MAN SAYS, YOU ARE CRAZY!
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A wee dram a day!
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07-31-2003, 05:49 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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"The 'Gigli' Is Up"
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Puft Daddy
I'm not saying [JLH]'s not highly gookable, I'm just saying that she ought to be on the list of celebrities who are NOT as hot as they're purported to be. There's something about her face that just isn't right.
Kind of like the Penelope Cruz analysis ... if you chopped off her head and replaced it with a better looking one, she'd be all that.
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Hewitt is "cute" with Huge Cans. I don't think anyone is claiming her to be a top 10 hottie - but she most certainly isn't bad.
As for some others being discussed:
1) Bessette Kennedy was a pale, plain, bottle blonde anoxeric twig who looked as if their wasn't a single brain synapse firing. I saw her up close at 2 fundraisers and am still appalled at all the press she gets.
2) Salma Hayek is on my laminated list - so 'nuff said.
3) Penelope Cruz is a hottie. Again, not as much my type, but I can see why people drool over her.
4) Cameron Diaz. Since the Mask, I just don't find her atttractive. Seems like a fun chick to party with.
5) Reese Witherspoon is the epitome of "cute". Not sexy, but cute as hell.
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