Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
This is turning into a Director's Cut, Holiday Edition pile-on.

Give the kid a break.

Stay out of it, furball.

ETA and having read what rp quoted, he's also self-contradictory. Jesus. Aggressive is within the bounds of propriety, and abusive is not. Behavior that would be judged abusive in a women may be termed merely aggressive in a man. Therefore, the lines for men and women ARE different.

What a fucking moron.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You are correct that we hot, smart, funny women are hard to come by, but we are easy to come on. Sometimes a little too easy, unfortunately, because we get you all wound up and most of the way there without even realizing it.

That's why a short refractory period is good.

Alex, in exchange for full payment of some medical bills and an extra kicker just for fun, I have agreed not to disclose anything about the sizes of SS or Coltrane. That, and I'm terrified of their girlfriends, so I have no clue.

When you get home from a typical date do you have more food stains or semen stains on your dress?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by mmm3587
Ok, I call this truce off. What points are you making in your head? Share them with me. Just say them. I've responded to everything you've said. You're pissed I said her face is haggard? Fine, but you're a hypocrite for being pissed about that and not about other objectification. You're pissed I said there are different behaviour lines for men and women? Fine, say that, but it's just how it is. And you're just naive if you don't believe that.

FWIW, I think you're more annoying when your avatar has a penis.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It was better than nothing over the course of a long-distance relationship. He liked it when I spoke Spanish to him. I felt like Otto in A Fish Called Wanda on some occassions.

"No me llamas estupido!"

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
When you get home from a typical date do you have more food stains or semen stains on your dress?

If I'm feeling indulgent of an "I'm a porn star!!" mood, the semen stains are on the headboard, wall and bedside table.

Or the dresser across the room.

Depending.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If I'm feeling indulgent of an "I'm a porn star!!" mood, the semen stains are on the headboard, wall and bedside table.

Or the dresser across the room.

Depending.

What about the mirrored bathroom walls?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Gattigap
What about the mirrored bathroom walls?

I don't like my mirrors soiled. Those get cleaned before t/he/y leave/s.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
"Another Alonzo Mourning comeback? What's the over/under on how many kidneys 'Zo will go through in his lifetime? 8? 10? I mean honestly, how many sick kids out there need a kidney and this guy is going through them like Nelly goes through Cristal."

Maybe the thing driving the Mourning-to-the-Raptors/Carter-to-the-Nets trade is that Mourning needs Canadian medical benefits to get the next several kidneys?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Maybe the thing driving the Mourning-to-the-Raptors/Carter-to-the-Nets trade is that Mourning needs Canadian medical benefits to get the next several kidneys?

You can get kidneys from Canada over the internet these days. No need to travel.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You can get kidneys from Canada over the internet these days. No need to travel.

I guess Alonzo Mourning probably has enough $$$ that he doesn't need to have Canadian taxpayers pay for his kidneys.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb

Coltrane.

I didn't pick up on this before. My horse-cock thanks you. Well, my young male horse-cock thanks you.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I didn't pick up on this before. My horse-cock thanks you. Well, my young male horse-cock thanks you.

Stop teasing. You know the gf required us to get mutual restraining orders as part of the settlement.

[mmm3587]

Further, when you say there's an "appropriate line" for women in the workplace, you imply that there are different appropriate lines for women and men. We both know that there aren't. The line is between aggressive and abusive. The difference is that women are often perceived as having crossed that line earlier than men are -- by both men and women. As a result, they have to be more careful about it because they won't get the same results men would get.

My original statement was "If only Jen had been competent enough in social interaction to see how abrasive she was and how she fucked herself by attacking people when she could have just refuted their points. That was what killed her, I think. Wherever the line for appropriate behaviour and cadence for women in business falls, she fell on the "bitch" side of it. If she were a guy and that abrasive, people would still dislike her."

I'm not endorsing the fact that there are different behaviour standards for men and women; I'm just pointing it out. I think that her gender was irrelevant* in the way that things worked out for her; she definitely crossed the line into abrasive and she would have done so had she acted that way and were a man. Do I think it sucks that the lines are in different places for men and women? Yeah, I do. But she wasn't close to the line; she was way past it. I liked her and I hoped that she would win, mostly because she seemed intelligent and hard-working and I think that she deserved it. And because I think she was treated kind of harshly with all the "you're just a lawyer; you don't know anything about business; you're just a service provider" comments.

We could certainly have an interesting and spirited discussion about which behaviours are appropriate and inappropriate for men and women, and whether consider a person's gender in determining the appropriateness of behaviour is desirable. I didn't think it was relevant because I thought her attitude was beyond the pale, even though I think that she still should have won.

But there's no colorable argument you can make that I am saying that I think that male and female behaviours should be treated and evaluated differently. I think that they _are_, in practice, treated and evaluated differently, but I don't think that mattered here. She was in the wrong under any reasonable person's view, regardless of gender. Trump weighted that heavily, and it was part of what killed her. Maybe that was because Trump can take abrasive and aggressive from a man but not a woman, I don't know. But don't try to turn this into what I feel about women.

* It didn't impact anything. Or pound anything.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Stay out of it, furball.

ETA and having read what rp quoted, he's also self-contradictory. Jesus. Aggressive is within the bounds of propriety, and abusive is not. Behavior that would be judged abusive in a women may be termed merely aggressive in a man. Therefore, the lines for men and women ARE different.

What a fucking moron.

Phone sex was fun in my mid-teens. Haven't done it much since then, and I don't think it's anything I'd seek out specifically.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by mmm3587
Does phone sex = saying stuff like "I am putting my penis inside you" or does phone sex = any masturbation on the phone or does phone sex = talking about what "I would do if I were there."

I don't really have a script, though if you need a step-by-step to start out I'm sure we (the creative power of this board) could come up with one for you. It usually starts off with "what are you wearing/what are you doing/where are you" and then creativity sort of takes over. You sort of have to listen to the other person and figure out through their reactions if what you're saying turns them on.

Having had real sex with the person helps, but isn't a prerequisite if you're suitably creative. (This may be a stretch for some people.) Having a sexy voice helps considerably. I've been known to, er, accentuate certain aspects of my accent when I find that they turn someone on. Most of the time one person is the giver and the other's the receiver, because it's sort of hard to concentrate on your orgasm and the other person's orgasm at the same time without their actually being there. Being turned on by someone else's being turned on is a significant advantage in that regard. It's also helpful if that person is loud. Silence kills phone sex (though it is not unusual for someone to drop the phone), because you have no idea if what you're saying is working or if you're sounding like a complete idiot. Intonation is also key. You have to sound like you're into it too, or else it doesn't work. Simply reading from the script (if you need a script) will get you nowhere, though in LDRs, sometimes you have to fake it (this is the one area where guys and girls are on equal footing on the faking issue) in phone sex too.

Always thank the other person after you've come.

As with other sex, I've never paid for phone sex, so I don't know how that works, though I've talked with several phone sex operators who make their jobs sound very amusing/interesting.