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05-18-2005, 02:15 PM
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#1606
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Who likes Britney?
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Fine. I Tivoed and watched Chaotic last night. I was sort of hoping that it might be some sort of unintentionally funny trainwreck. I was only half right. She's an idiot, alright. But she is a ridiculously boring, way too sure she's funny and deep idiot. Neither intentionally nor unintenionally funny. Just stupid and pathetic.
How did Madonna let this thing get on the air? I thought she had Britney's back.
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It was obnoxious. It made both Britney and Kevin look HORRIBLE in every sense. Horrible skin, horrible hair, horrible "sense of humor", horrible "sense of judgment", just horrible. Kevin is one unattractive asshole and Britney is really really stupid with a really really annoying accent. I cannot believe this aired. |
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05-18-2005, 02:15 PM
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#1607
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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The new Lindsey
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Looking at pictures of me "before" (Lindsay and Nicole's "after") makes me feel really sick and sad for them. I bet they think they look great and would argue "but I weigh the same as so and so and no one says anything about HER being anorexic!"
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Would you like an objective opinion? Clothes would probably skew the results, so please refrain. For science. And the health of young women everywhere.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-18-2005, 02:17 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Who likes Math?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
uuuuuggghhhhh did you have to post that huge retouched-to-within-an-inch-of-its-life picture of her face?
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Easy there, girl.
You may want to share some with ABBA. She's too skinny.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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05-18-2005, 02:20 PM
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#1609
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Who likes Math?
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Easy there, girl.
You may want to share some with ABBA. She's too skinny.
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mmmmmmmmmmm.
ETA I want that as my avatar.
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I'm using lipstick again.
Last edited by ltl/fb; 05-18-2005 at 02:23 PM..
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05-18-2005, 02:22 PM
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#1610
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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I bring you these 15 (crash!) 10 Commandments
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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05-18-2005, 02:22 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Who likes Math?
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Or, if you don't want to ask her to do this, just look at this.
STP, no doubt. I'm sure someone beat me to the Walter Scott thing.
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This is the best explanation yet:
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The solution to the problem is yes; the chance of winning the car is doubled when the contestant switches to another door rather than sticking with the original choice.
There are three possible scenarios, all with equal probability (1/3):
- The contestant picks goat number one. Monty picks goat number two. Switching will win the car.
- The contestant picks goat number two. Monty picks goat number one. Switching will win the car.
- The contestant picks the car. Monty picks either of the two goats. Switching will lose.
In the first two scenarios, the contestant wins by switching. The third scenario is the only one where she wins by staying. Since two out of three scenarios win by switching, the odds of winning by switching are 2/3.
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ETA STP
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 05-18-2005 at 02:25 PM..
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05-18-2005, 02:24 PM
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#1612
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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I bring you these 15 (crash!) 10 Commandments
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What are the odds of sebby kissing a girl after she licks his ass?
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Much better. However, if this devolves into a geeky discussion of whether the odds improve or decrease dependant upon the girl picking Listerene from one of the three boxes Carol Merrill has on her cart, it will rain toads in Egypt, dude. |
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05-18-2005, 02:24 PM
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#1613
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Who likes Britney?
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
It was obnoxious. It made both Britney and Kevin look HORRIBLE in every sense. Horrible skin, horrible hair, horrible "sense of humor", horrible "sense of judgment", just horrible. Kevin is one unattractive asshole and Britney is really really stupid with a really really annoying accent. I cannot believe this aired.
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Here was the biggest mistake: Produced by Britney and Kevin
No objective eyes reviewed this thing before it aired? I'm not sure Britney can handle my truth.
I'm just hoping KFed gets a bit of income out of the show so Shar Jackson has something to go after and his photo-op kids finally get some child support. |
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05-18-2005, 02:25 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Who likes Math?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
mmmmmmmmmmm.
ETA I want that as my avatar.
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Are those jimmies or sprinkles on the frosting? |
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05-18-2005, 02:28 PM
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#1615
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Who likes Math?
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Are those jimmies or sprinkles on the frosting?
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I like everyone to be happy, so I had them use 50% jimmies and 50% sprinkles.
You may substitute "spookyfish" for "I" if you like.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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05-18-2005, 02:30 PM
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#1616
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Who likes Math?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I like everyone to be happy, so I had them use 50% jimmies and 50% sprinkles.
You may substitute "spookyfish" for "I" if you like.
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spookyfish is very generous with cake.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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05-18-2005, 02:30 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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I bring you these 15 (crash!) 10 Commandments
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Originally posted by Not Bob
blah blah blah
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Because I live to keep you happy.
Sorry, Not Bob. It was Ashley Judd for a few minutes, then I lost her.
Last edited by greatwhitenorthchick; 05-18-2005 at 02:36 PM..
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05-18-2005, 02:30 PM
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#1618
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Who likes Britney?
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Here was the biggest mistake: Produced by Britney and Kevin
No objective eyes reviewed this thing before it aired? I'm not sure Britney can handle my truth.
I'm just hoping KFed gets a bit of income out of the show so Shar Jackson has something to go after and his photo-op kids finally get some child support.
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I bet Justin is THRILLED he got out of that one. How did this woman become famous? She is decidedly not hot. And don't even get me started on "I have absolutely no redeeming qualities" Federline.
B: "So, what makes it different when you have sex with one girl or with a different girl?"
K: "I don't like you. You are annoying. I don't want to be here. You made me come on tour and leach off of you. Hey, did I tell you I just knocked up my girlfriend Shar? Love is, you know, love. I don't need a certificate to tell me that. "
No, Kevin, you don't. But you do need that certificate to get your hands on Britney's millions. Maybe you aren't as dumb as you seem after all? |
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05-18-2005, 02:31 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Who likes Math?
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Originally posted by bilmore
False use of language. Once one door has been opened, you are faced with a new choice, not merely a continuation of the original. At that point, to stay or to change - both are .5 choices.
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No -- according to the explanation of the paradox, that is exactly wrong. The chances of winning by switching are higher than .5.
And apparently no one on this board has any kinky sex stories to tell today. |
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05-18-2005, 02:36 PM
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#1620
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Who likes Math?
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
No -- according to the explanation of the paradox, that is exactly wrong. The chances of winning by switching are higher than .5.
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Which explanation? (My stats prof gave us the debunk of this word puzzle (that's what it really is) so if you point out which explanation you mean, I'll try to remember which step is the false assumption.) |
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