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[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
Hope everyone is ahead on their billables...

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where has the word "chillaxing" been all my life?

Or is it just my job that I don't get to chillax much?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Per ticketmaster, there are no cheap tickets left for either night.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/tix/181954896.html

Would you like me to buy it for you too?

[notcasesensitive]

At least this season we can agree that we hate her.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/tix/181954896.html

Would you like me to buy it for you too?

Where's str8 when you need him?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/tix/181954896.html

Would you like me to buy it for you too?

Whikle you're at it, can you pick one up for me, and also a roundtrip flight from Chicago. I'll crash on your couch so you don't need to get me a bungalow at Chateau Marmont. Make sure you have plenty of gin and I'm sure you recall my weakness for good tamales.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive


At least this season we can agree that we hate her.

What the fuck is that?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
My apologies. You are the paragon of calm, and your snottiness the epitome of irony. Clearly, I was not the one joking here.

Leg broke yet?

TM

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Leg broke yet?

TM

Neigh.


(Apologies if I'm missing some 8-year old inside joke.)

[barbaro]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Let me start with this: It's a fucking horse.

I don't give a shit about Barbaro. I don't care if they shoot him in the face. It's sad that the animal broke his leg and might need to be put down. Ok. But that's it. I don't need updates on how he's doing. If he dies, he dies. You can tell me when that happens. "He seems to be doing well." "Wait. No, he has no chance." "Hold on, he's much better!" Shut the fuck up.

Hell, all he's good for now is semen. So send sunny over with some candles, soft music and a couple of sugar cube pasties, have her milk the fucking thing for as much semen as she can carry in her ass, freeze it and then take him* out back behind the shed. Jesus Christ. How much time and energy can every news source in this country waste on that stupid horse?

TM

*(And sunny)

And I don't give a shit about you, but the millions of millions of my fans love me!~! Which is more than you can say. They even have a website for me.

And look at these beautiful souls, who know, that I too, am one of god's great and bee-yoo-tiful creatures,



So Mr. Doubter-know-nothing Thurgreed fool, I leave you with the following rime:

You'd be a fool to reply dat Barbaro's not da man
'cause you know and I know that you know who I am.
A special shot of peace goes out to all my fans, you see.
And a middle hoof goes to you, u punk MC.
'Cause I love it that you so despise me.
You get vexed, I post next, u can't contest me.
I'm just a fly horsey who's living large and very brave.
To heal is remaining, but I'm gaining to avoid the grave.
I'll cum correct in full effect, so get all my mares in check.
And before I hit mare butt the jim must be erect.
You see, my aura's positive I don't respect your junk.
Cuz you're a bully but I ain't yo punk.
Stupidity in sockism, yeah that's what you read.
So just clean up yo act and respect my cred.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
scary photo removed.

At least this season we can agree that we hate her.

Not only do I hate her, she scares me. And she sings like she smokes 4 packs a day. Why the band loves her, I'll never know. She's got a really spastic type of performance that I absolutely hate. Over-the-top. Hate it. I am reminded that JD Fortune's first performance was over-the-top and spastic, but I grew to like him over the weeks, then grew to hate him and then grew to like him again. I was thinking maybe I was too early in my opinion of this one, but I really don't see myself growing to like her in any way. Time will tell.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Neigh.


(Apologies if I'm missing some 8-year old inside joke.)

Please. All my inside jokes are of the 10-year-old variety.

TM

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Not only do I hate her, she scares me. And she sings like she smokes 4 packs a day. Why the band loves her, I'll never know. She's got a really spastic type of performance that I absolutely hate. Over-the-top. Hate it. I am reminded that JD Fortune's first performance was over-the-top and spastic, but I grew to like him over the weeks, then grew to hate him and then grew to like him again. I was thinking maybe I was too early in my opinion of this one, but I really don't see myself growing to like her in any way. Time will tell.

I always hated JD. Then I saw him live. And I still hate him. Actually hate is too strong of a word. I agree that he was the best choice to kareoke INXS songs for the rest of his life. But he totally lacks charisma and sexiness (despite being good looking, he just tries too hard or something). Unlike the guy he is attempting to replace...

The "singers" this season are pretty unimpressive. And most of them lack stage presence, which does not bode well for the future of the "band".

[NotFromHere]

Very often, I am ashamed of my gender.

Washington County sheriff's Sgt. David Thompson told KGW Television of Portland the situation developed after a noise complaint last month by neighbors of Lorna Jeanne Dudash. Checking on the complaint, a deputy knocked on her door, then left.

Thompson said Dudash then called 911, asking that the "cutie pie" deputy return.

"He's the cutest cop I've seen in a long time. I just want to know his name," Dudash told the dispatcher. "Heck, it doesn't come very often a good man comes to your doorstep."

After listening to some more, followed by a bit of silence, the dispatcher asked repeatedly why Dudash needed the deputy to return.

"Honey, I'm just going to be honest with you, OK? I just thought he was cute. I'm 45 years old and I'd just like to meet him again, but I don't know how to go about doing that without calling 911," she said.

"I know this is absolutely not in any way, shape or form an emergency, but if you would give the officer my phone number and ask him to come back would you mind?"

The deputy returned, verified that there was no emergency and arrested her for misusing the 911 system, an offense punishable by a fine of up to several thousand dollars and a year in jail.

She should also be bitch-slapped. Unbelievable. I understand being a 45 year old desperate woman, but calling 911? She should have just had another party and had her neighbors complain. If she had gotten the 200 lb. butch woman cop who beat her with a nightstick, she would have deserved it.
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[dtb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Leg broke yet?

TM

So, did they say he was getting better? All the news stories I found said he was probably in his last few days.

[andViolins]

Originally posted by taxwonk

There's even a surprise ending that actually comes as a surprise. True, it's just a blatant setup for the third installment but so what? I am going to see the third one anyway.

No kidding. When Marty came running down the street right after Doc had sent him back to the future. . .man, that was just crazy!

aV