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[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
To be fair, she's only making antagonistic assumptions about women. She's very nice to the men.

Other than TM.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Other than TM.

a real man wouldn't have said such hurtful things about a lady.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Other than TM.

Well, the bed makes him practically a girl.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You have got to be fucking kidding me.

May I ask you a question? Why is it that you expect that people on this board should be kind to you when you do nothing but make antagonistic assumptions about so many of us?

When the fuck have you ever been kind to me? Yeah, you personally. The FB Betties have all been [with a few wonderful exceptions hi dtb! hi RT!] have been verrry cliquish and cold to anyone outside of the clique.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
a real man wouldn't have said such hurtful things about a lady.

Maybe I am whiffing here but after what he said to me in person and on board after I should have drop kicked him in G/C like I had the urge to do.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Oh, my. It's like you can see right into my own little corner of hell.

It must be horrible for you, stuck in your huge house, vacationing whenever and wherever you want. Spending all that time with your child must be horrible too. Plus you probably have mirrors in your house, which means your opinion of yourself is most likely realistic. And of course that means you can't possibly be as hot as those of us who grade themselves on how much incidental contact they have with bankers.

Think hard about your life bnb. You've taken some disastrous turns somewhere along the way. If only you could take 10 years off your life, gain some weight, lose some looks and all your money and become totally delusional about your legs and how important your hair is to anyone. But, alas, you're stuck with your sad, pathetic life.

TM

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
When the fuck have you ever been kind to me? Yeah, you personally. The FB Betties have all been [with a few wonderful exceptions hi dtb! hi RT!] have been verrry cliquish and cold to anyone outside of the clique.

I can't believe this is breaking news, but even the "fbetties" who have been "nice" to you off the board probably dislike you and think that your comments towards women in general are inappropriate and misogynistic.

And I'm still waiting for your list of "friends" that keep you posting here. If dtb and RT are on this list, I would love to see posts from them saying that they think that your comments about bnb, myself, RP, GWNC and other females on the board focusing on our age, single status, divorced status, childless status, etc. are appropriate and insightful.

ETA: I know, I know I promised to stop, but people keep fucking quoting her.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by LessinSF
To Whom It Applies;

Did 40 bother you? I am already sick of people asking me whether it feels different, or how I feel about it. I answer - truthfully - that I really don't notice or care because I am mentally arrested at 23 or 25 (and emotionally probably younger), and have a mental physical self-image that is also somewhat outdated, often to my surprise when I see pictures of myself.

But that's the fact. I don't feel that much more decrepit, mature, or wizened. And I expect I will feel the same in another ten years. Is it me? I know that I am unusual (read "freak") in many ways, but still I wonder whether I am that unusual.

And here's my newest example - I was watching the Daily Show "Global Edition" on CNN at a B&B in Ireland where I had a sink in my room, but the toilet in the hall, and Stewart randomly says "Sometimes You Just Have To Pee In The Sink." I was in the common room and could barely prevent myself from not losing it. Because it is so fucking true - and its not just me, its most men, but it doesn't get discussed - so each of us thinks we are the creep, the weirdo, the outlier, when it is actually that we are all stuck with our inner 19-year old who occasionally rises out of the hindbrain and says "Dude, that sink is just the right height, pee, and then run the water and no one in this sound-leaky building will know you did anything other than brush your teeth."

And we get an inner, secret, satisfying thrill from that. I just got away with peeing in the sink. I may be 40 in years, god-knows-what in body, but I am, and will always be, an adolescent in many ways.

LessinSF

I am not 40 yet, but I will be in 2.5 years. I am actually looking forward to it. I'm not sure why. Maybe because I think I won't look 40. Maybe because then I can become a full-fledged cougar and start dating guys that are at least 10 years younger. My bf just turned 31 and it's a little troubling.

I've peed in many a sink. No one wants to have to put on clothes and go down the hall.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
When the fuck have you ever been kind to me? Yeah, you personally. The FB Betties have all been [with a few wonderful exceptions hi dtb! hi RT!] have been verrry cliquish and cold to anyone outside of the clique.

God, you're right. I am such a cunt.

How will I ever live with myself?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Well, the bed makes him practically a girl.

I've already ordered two cases of sweet spotters.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I can't believe this is breaking news, but even the "fbetties" who have been "nice" to you off the board probably dislike you and think that your comments towards women in general are inappropriate and misogynistic.

And I'm still waiting for your list of "friends" that keep you posting here. If dtb and RT are on this list, I would love to see posts from them saying that they think that your comments about bnb, myself, RP, GWNC and other females on the board focusing on our age, single status, divorced status, childless status, etc. are appropriate and insightful.

ETA: I know, I know I promised to stop, but people keep fucking quoting her.

The funny thing is, I know her list of "friends" and they think she's a joke as well.

TM

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I can't believe this is breaking news, but even the "fbetties" who have been "nice" to you off the board probably dislike you and think that your comments towards women in general are inappropriate and misogynistic.

And I'm still waiting for your list of "friends" that keep you posting here. If dtb and RT are on this list, I would love to see posts from them saying that they think that your comments about bnb, myself, RP, GWNC and other females on the board focusing on our age, single status, divorced status, childless status, etc. are appropriate and insightful.

ETA: I know, I know I promised to stop, but people keep fucking quoting her.

I'm pretty sure my posts on the subject are quite the opposite.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Why don't they just fry some and bake some and give you the option of which you want?

TM

You are perhaps the smartest person in the world. Also, they could give us the option of beef-tallow fries and vegetarian fries.

Note to anyone who may be staying at the Parker Meridien in NYC: There is a hole-in-the-wall dump restaurant in there that has the best burgers ever. And I know burgers. You probably all know about this place, but just in case you don't, it is good.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
When the fuck have you ever been kind to me? Yeah, you personally. The FB Betties have all been [with a few wonderful exceptions hi dtb! hi RT!] have been verrry cliquish and cold to anyone outside of the clique.

Yes, it's obvious. I mean, poor Paisley has been continuously shunned by the mean, cold women of the FB since her arrival on the scene a few days ago. I don't know why she'd come back after how horribly she's been treated.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I am very grateful that I am no where near 40. thank fucking god. ugh.

Don't worry, when you get there, it's more like looking out a WTC window and seeing a plane looking too close rather than looking out your truck window and seeing sand barrels.