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Did you just call me Coltrane? · 07-31-2003, 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by Puft Daddy
I'm not saying she's not highly gookable, I'm just saying that she ought to be on the list of celebrities who are NOT as hot as they're purported to be. There's something about her face that just isn't right.

Kind of like the Penelope Cruz analysis ... if you chopped off her head and replaced it with a better looking one, she'd be all that.

Both J.Love and Penelope are in my Top 10.

Probably every girl in my Top 10 is a brunette.

Good thing I'm dating a blonde...

SlaveNoMore · 07-31-2003, 05:53 PM

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Did you just call me Coltrane?
Probably every girl in my Top 10 is a brunette.

Good thing I'm dating a blonde...

Funny how that always happens, isn't it?

not7y(then again, I'm not her type either)S

ABBAKiss · 07-31-2003, 05:53 PM

Bitch please. I never envisioned myself saying this, but Puff Daddy deserves more respect than they give him.

I think I will follow Frederick's lead next time I'm in court. "Huh? Whuh? Naw, man, I's jus sucking my thumb, man. No disrepect. I just think my argument was pretty good man. Fuck what you think. I ain't here to have you tell me my argument sucks."

Bitch please.

NotFromHere · 07-31-2003, 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
when did the common slur for north Vietnamese get turned into a synonym for "depose" or "do the sex to"? Is this of paigow's doing?

Gook - is pronounce like book. Not like duke (please see Madeleine Khan playing Pat Nixon in Saturday Night Live) and is a slur on all asian cultures, not just North Vietnamese. "All Chinese are gooks but not all gooks are Chinese."

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 07-31-2003, 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
... NMT.*

*for the acronyminally challenged, Not My Type. In this case, they are NMGTBINGNTTAWWT (Not My Girl Type But I'm Not Gay Not That There's Anything Wrong With That).

For the achronymically challenged, try this site:

Words, words, words

I've set it to explain the meaning of "WWLD".

LessinSF · 07-31-2003, 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
And since no one else is posting ....

Reality TV Shows

Big Brother Best Line Ever Award goes to Jack the FBI guy for referring to Dana as having "the sex appeal of a buzzard's crotch." Paigs, Alison may have a big, flat nose, but I'd fuck you before I would touch Dana.

Cupid - Continued to be entertaining as it entered the American Idol phase of the competition. They edited the dates well to show who clicked and who didn't and there was a lot of humor. Laura continues to be a better and funnier bitch than Simon ever was. I am curious how the live dumping will work, though. Whichevre guy America picked to not move on has to know because he won't go on a date this week, unless they sent him and her on one without telling them it is futile.

Paradise Hotel - Is improving as the original cast members are slowly removed. They had become very cliquey and are reacting viscerally to their removal as if they had some right to stay. I want someone to punch Amy now almost as much as someone needs to punch Toni. The group now is split pretty evenly between new and old and that is making for a lot of fighting and court intrique. That said, I still don't know what the fuck they have offered these people to make them want to be the last couple reclining poolside at the end of the summer. They fight for it, they cry about it, but it looks boring and repetitive to me.

Late Night Talkshows:

Leno - How come Roseanne is still a fat cow if she had the stomach surgery? Correspondingly, do the FB moral judges feel the same way about such surgery as they do about implants?

Dave - This week has been deja vu all over again from Charlies Angels Full Throttle, but for American Wedding. Monday night Dave had Jason Biggs on. Tuesday was Eugene Levy. LAst night was Sean William Scott. Does CBS own the studio releasing the movie? Is the studio paying CBS? I don't get it. Dave looks like a shill and for what?

Your correspondent in boxers drinking red wine on the couch,
LessinSF

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 07-31-2003, 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Hewitt is "cute" with Huge Cans. I don't think anyone is claiming her to be a top 10 hottie - but she most certainly isn't bad.

As for some others being discussed:

1) Bessette Kennedy was a pale, plain, bottle blonde anoxeric twig who looked as if their wasn't a single brain synapse firing. I saw her up close at 2 fundraisers and am still appalled at all the press she gets.

2) Salma Hayek is on my laminated list - so 'nuff said.

3) Penelope Cruz is a hottie. Again, not as much my type, but I can see why people drool over her.

4) Cameron Diaz. Since the Mask, I just don't find her atttractive. Seems like a fun chick to party with.

5) Reese Witherspoon is the epitome of "cute". Not sexy, but cute as hell.

not7yS

So which one do you want to be the mother of your child and your soulmate forevermore?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 07-31-2003, 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF

Late Night Talkshows:

Leno - ... Correspondingly, do the FB moral judges feel the same way about such surgery as they do about implants?

Yes.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 07-31-2003, 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Gook - is pronounce like book. Not like duke (please see Madeleine Khan playing Pat Nixon in Saturday Night Live) and is a slur on all asian cultures, not just North Vietnamese. "All Chinese are gooks but not all gooks are Chinese."

Not true. It's only a slur when it's pronounced like duke. Saying it's a slur when pronounced like book is like saying the word dyke is always a slur, when it clearly has more than one meaning...

bilmore · 07-31-2003, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
True or false:

The absolute best day of my life lies ahead of me.

The absolute worst day of my life lies ahead of me.*

True and True.

- every day just gets better.

- and then i die.

NotFromHere · 07-31-2003, 06:05 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
For the achronymically challenged, try this site:

Words, words, words

I've set it to explain the meaning of "WWLD".

I'd like to think that means Linus of Snoopy fame, but it probably refers to Linus Torvalds.

purse junkie · 07-31-2003, 06:06 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Reality TV Shows

Leno - How come Roseanne is still a fat cow if she had the stomach surgery? Correspondingly, do the FB moral judges feel the same way about such surgery as they do about implants?

Your correspondent in boxers drinking red wine on the couch,
LessinSF

Yes. It's fucking sick to mutilate a clinically healthy stomach because the patient's having a mental health issue about controlling their eating. It's like cutting off your hand so you don't use it to shoot anybody, instead of figuring out how to prevent or control the desire to kill in the first place. I'd mandate hard-core therapy (talk and drug, if warranted) first and then allow only if this was still the only alternative to serious weight-related health problems or death (which I understand it is for some people).

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-31-2003, 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
She looks fine there, but almost anyone can take a good picture. She has looked flat out bad in more than one movie that I have seen (Blow and some godawful one about a chef who makes magic concoctions or something). Her face suffers from SJP syndrome - not attractive at all from certain angles.

IMNSHO.

Edited to add that if I liked women (NTTAWWT), I would be all over most gorgeous latinas, and she, frankly, doesn't qualify.

She doesn't look fine there. She looks fine there. As in H-O-T. And wasn't she supposed to be coked out in Blow? Did you think Michelle Pfeiffer looked hot in Scarface?

As for "Woman on Top," you are sorely mistaken. She looked fantastic in that movie. She most definitely qualifies as a gorgeous latina, although I tend to think of her as a gorgeous woman.

TM

evenodds · 07-31-2003, 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Bitch please. I never envisioned myself saying this, but Puff Daddy deserves more respect than they give him.

I missed this week's episode, but I have to agree. Before this show, I haaaaaaaated Puffy. Now I definitely respect him for the business man he is.

This show is high comedy. (All the kids deserve to be dropped off an island and never heard from again.)

It's my second favorite reality show behind Project Greenlight.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 07-31-2003, 06:11 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Not true. It's only a slur when it's pronounced like duke. Saying it's a slur when pronounced like book is like saying the word dyke is always a slur, when it clearly has more than one meaning...

The analogy would work better if the young Amsterdamer stuck his finger in a dyke (NTTAWWT), not a dike.