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12-17-2004, 03:54 PM
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#1621
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Shaft(er)!
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Phone sex was fun in my mid-teens. Haven't done it much since then, and I don't think it's anything I'd seek out specifically.
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Yeah, well, maybe those of us in relationships are above engaging in the no-physical-contact sexual stuff. |
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12-17-2004, 03:55 PM
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#1622
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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Apprentice Spoilers
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
[phone sex]
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Which part of the phone are you actually having sex with? |
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12-17-2004, 03:56 PM
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#1623
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I don't really have a script, though if you need a step-by-step to start out I'm sure we (the creative power of this board) could come up with one for you. It usually starts off with "what are you wearing/what are you doing/where are you" and then creativity sort of takes over. You sort of have to listen to the other person and figure out through their reactions if what you're saying turns them on.
Having had real sex with the person helps, but isn't a prerequisite if you're suitably creative. (This may be a stretch for some people.) Having a sexy voice helps considerably. I've been known to, er, accentuate certain aspects of my accent when I find that they turn someone on. Most of the time one person is the giver and the other's the receiver, because it's sort of hard to concentrate on your orgasm and the other person's orgasm at the same time without their actually being there. Being turned on by someone else's being turned on is a significant advantage in that regard. It's also helpful if that person is loud. Silence kills phone sex (though it is not unusual for someone to drop the phone), because you have no idea if what you're saying is working or if you're sounding like a complete idiot. Intonation is also key. You have to sound like you're into it too, or else it doesn't work. Simply reading from the script (if you need a script) will get you nowhere, though in LDRs, sometimes you have to fake it (this is the one area where guys and girls are on equal footing on the faking issue) in phone sex too.
Always thank the other person after you've come.
As with other sex, I've never paid for phone sex, so I don't know how that works, though I've talked with several phone sex operators who make their jobs sound very amusing/interesting.
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2 on everything except I've never talked to an operator.
I'm sorry that you got such a stupid response after answering the query seriously. |
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12-17-2004, 03:58 PM
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#1624
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by mmm3587
Which part of the phone are you actually having sex with?
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This is a dumb question, but in mmmm's defense, this is the first of his posts today that I've been able to both complete and comprehend.
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12-17-2004, 03:58 PM
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#1625
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Some people....
....need to clean out their PM boxes. They are full and they cannot receive messages.
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12-17-2004, 03:59 PM
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#1626
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Shaft(er)!
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Yeah, well, maybe those of us in relationships are above engaging in the no-physical-contact sexual stuff.
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That, and I don't really talk much during sex, other than "oh yeah," "that's good," or "that's cutting off my circulation." I blame my Baptist upbringing.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-17-2004, 03:59 PM
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#1627
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Shaft(er)!
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That, and I don't really talk much during sex, other than "oh yeah," "that's good," or "that's cutting off my circulation." I blame my Baptist upbringing.
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With the right tones, those are sufficient. |
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12-17-2004, 04:00 PM
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#1628
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
2 on everything except I've never talked to an operator.
I'm sorry that you got such a stupid response after answering the query seriously.
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Oh, come on. I'm joking around. I know everyone's piling on and I'm egging it on, but now I can't make stupid jokes without getting jumped on?
Anyway, I was originally just wondering if anyone really does the first person thing. It sounds like the "I'd love to be..." and the "I'm doing to myself..." formats are more popular. For me, too. It sounds weird to keep the fourth wall up and actually say I am doing things, for some reason. |
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12-17-2004, 04:02 PM
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#1629
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Quote:
Originally posted by mmm3587
now I can't make stupid jokes without getting jumped on?
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No. Now scoot. |
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12-17-2004, 04:03 PM
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#1630
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Shaft(er)!
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
With the right tones, those are sufficient.
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2. The guy who liked Spanish didn't speak a word of it.
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12-17-2004, 04:03 PM
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#1631
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Shaft(er)!
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That, and I don't really talk much during sex, other than "oh yeah," "that's good," or "that's cutting off my circulation." I blame my Baptist upbringing.
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What about that day in Church when you came while speaking in tongues?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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12-17-2004, 04:03 PM
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#1632
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
No. Now scoot.
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Not on Friday, anyway.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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12-17-2004, 04:03 PM
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#1633
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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Apprentice Spoilers
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
No. Now scoot.
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Oh, piss off, you grainy cow. |
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12-17-2004, 04:04 PM
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#1634
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Shaft(er)!
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
What about that day in Church when you came while speaking in tongues?
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Doesn't count. I was touched by the Spirit.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-17-2004, 04:04 PM
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#1635
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Quote:
Originally posted by mmm3587
Oh, piss off, you grainy cow.
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Look, brit-boy, go back to your god-forsaken island and SHUT IT. |
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