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01-26-2005, 02:43 PM
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#1621
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Mons Venus
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
A sweeter, fruitier Fresca.
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A valiant effort. I have had Fresca once. Thank you. It's all clear now. |
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01-26-2005, 02:43 PM
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#1622
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Mons Venus
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have never had Red Bull or Zima. Do you have another reference for those of us that aren't so savvy?
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Think two-thirds light beer, one-third lemonade. |
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01-26-2005, 02:46 PM
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#1623
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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And he likes to be known as the angry young man.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I didn't see anything that would describe me on the list. Yay! I'm normal!! (Either that or too boring to mention, but I'm going to go with normal)
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Comparitively, yes.
"Have you ever heard of "decanting"? I work at a hospital in New Orleans. A man came in with multiple urinary infections, and stated that at certain parties, he was a "decanter." He put a catheter in his bladder, drained his urine, replaced it with wine, and then "served" it to guests. I'm calling for a consult.
MD In NO"
http://www.theonionavclub.com/savage...php?issue=4104 (Savage Love)
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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01-26-2005, 02:46 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Mons Venus
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Freaky.
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Wow. Were you guys together and didn't know it?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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01-26-2005, 02:46 PM
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#1625
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Mons Venus
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This sounds fucking disgusting.
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Doesn't matter. The strippers will love it.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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01-26-2005, 02:48 PM
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#1626
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Mons Venus
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Wow. Were you guys together and didn't know it?
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I don't know about RT, but personally I have great compassion for tsunami victims. For example, just last night, a black guy, a jew, the pope, and a tsunami victim walked into the bar . . .
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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01-26-2005, 02:50 PM
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#1627
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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Mons Venus
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Wow. Were you guys together and didn't know it?
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I am sure if they were "together" they knew it. Unless they were doing the sensory deprivation "encounter" thing again.
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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01-26-2005, 02:51 PM
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No Hank For You!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: delaware
Posts: 46
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poll
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Originally posted by cheese grits
Just in case there are dream weavers out there, I had a strange dream [about] actress Rue McLanahan.............[details]
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So, in follow up to my dream of the other night, last night I was watching the Golden Girls on Lifetime and it was the episode where Rue mcClanahan's character, sexpot Blanche Devereaux, has a dream that she is visited by her ex-husband. Also, then alive, now dead actor/singer/congressman Sonny Bono was in the episode.
How weird is that?
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01-26-2005, 02:53 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Mons Venus
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I don't know about RT, but personally I have great compassion for tsunami victims. For example, just last night, a black guy, a jew, the pope, and a tsunami victim walked into the bar . . .
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Speaking of tsunami victims, I saw snipets of a story on the news this morning about a parody song played on HOT 97 in NYC with some interesting lyrics:
There was a time
When the sun was shining bright
So I went down to the beach to catch me a tan
Then the next thing I knew
A wave 20 feet high came and washed your whole country away
And all at once you could hear all the screaming Chinks
And no one was safe from the wave
There were Africans drowning
Little Chinamen swept way
You could hear God laughing "Swim You bitches, swim"
[Chorus]
So now you're screwed, it's a tsunami
You better run and better kiss your ass away
Go find your mommy
I just saw her float by, a tree right through her head, and now your children will be sold child slavery
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01-26-2005, 03:01 PM
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#1630
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Mons Venus
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Speaking of tsunami victims, I saw snipets of a story on the news this morning about a parody song played on HOT 97 in NYC with some interesting lyrics:
There was a time
When the sun was shining bright
So I went down to the beach to catch me a tan
Then the next thing I knew
A wave 20 feet high came and washed your whole country away
And all at once you could hear all the screaming Chinks
And no one was safe from the wave
There were Africans drowning
Little Chinamen swept way
You could hear God laughing "Swim You bitches, swim"
[Chorus]
So now you're screwed, it's a tsunami
You better run and better kiss your ass away
Go find your mommy
I just saw her float by, a tree right through her head, and now your children will be sold child slavery
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That's pretty catchy. Now if they could add something about the World Trade Center, I think it's money.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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01-26-2005, 03:07 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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And he likes to be known as the angry young man.
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Comparitively, yes.
"Have you ever heard of "decanting"? I work at a hospital in New Orleans. A man came in with multiple urinary infections, and stated that at certain parties, he was a "decanter." He put a catheter in his bladder, drained his urine, replaced it with wine, and then "served" it to guests. I'm calling for a consult.
MD In NO"
http://www.theonionavclub.com/savage...php?issue=4104 (Savage Love)
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What a perfect recipe for UTI. I suppose using non-sugar-free Kool-Aid would be even better.
What is ball-popping? I'm not googling that at work. The "access to this site is denied" screen is painfully bright. |
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01-26-2005, 03:10 PM
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#1632
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Idiot or No?
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
A guy like Wonk, you know with more space at the forehead, could probably command even more.
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A guy like Wonk, you know, with dignity, wouldn't really be a market participant.
Take your purple crayon elsewhere, Harold.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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01-26-2005, 03:10 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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And he likes to be known as the angry young man.
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
What a perfect recipe for UTI. I suppose using non-sugar-free Kool-Aid would be even better.
What is ball-popping? I'm not googling that at work. The "access to this site is denied" screen is painfully bright.
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I seem to recall that Sebastian talked about decanting once. It was something about urine and parties, although not golden showers. |
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01-26-2005, 03:11 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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What's a Canadian farm boy to do?
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I didn't see anything that would describe me on the list. Yay! I'm normal!! (Either that or too boring to mention, but I'm going to go with normal)
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Apropos of nothing (hi, Flower!), I heard a rumor from a friend of a friend that Mario Lemieux backed out of attending a big charity golf event in southern California this week in order to go to Toronto for "talks."
About fucking time, Mario. Where's Wayne? |
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01-26-2005, 03:13 PM
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#1635
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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And he likes to be known as the angry young man.
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I seem to recall that Sebastian talked about decanting once. It was something about urine and parties, although not golden showers.
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Oh. The decanting is draining your bladder, refilling it with the desired beverage, and then peeing the beverage into cups/glasses/directly into people's mouths.
Actually, maybe it's yeast infections that I am thinking are encouraged by high sugar levels in urine (or non-urine peeing), and not UTIs.
Anyway, there was another letter about "ball-popping" but no explanation of what this is, other than it is dangerous and can cause sterility and impotence, was given. So I want to know what it is. |
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