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Did you just call me Coltrane? · 04-21-2006, 12:59 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
You might as well start posting on the LWK board, champ.

You're done. See ya.

I'll just re-post Sebbyisms circa 2001. That should cover it.

ltl/fb · 04-21-2006, 01:05 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'll just re-post Sebbyisms circa 2001. That should cover it.

Actually, if you are Sebby delayed, then we have like 2 years of increasingly offensive obnoxiousness to look forward to.

ETA Can you get Sequels pregnant early? That whole process really mellowed Sebby out. He's tolerable nearly all the time, and sometimes even fun now.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 04-21-2006, 01:15 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Actually, if you are Sebby delayed, then we have like 2 years of increasingly offensive obnoxiousness to look forward to.

ETA Can you get Sequels pregnant early? That whole process really mellowed Sebby out. He's tolerable nearly all the time, and sometimes even fun now.

I am downright giddy with anticipation for my increased obnoxiousness. Hence, suck my fat one, fatty.

greatwhitenorthchick · 04-21-2006, 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I am downright giddy with anticipation for my increased obnoxiousness. Hence, suck my fat one, fatty.

Actually, the way I see it, Sebby mellowed soon after he got married. Not that I have studied the issue closely or anything,* but I think he went more back to the Sebby of old shortly after he revealed the impending arrival of the fruit of his loins. Now he's a mix of ranty and mellow. So do with that piece of info what you will.

*because I am too busy living my faboo life of cocktails, cock-teasing and cocksucking, of course.

Shape Shifter · 04-21-2006, 01:28 PM

I just went into my boss's office to give notice. Things were going very well until it came time for me to shit on her desk. Unfortunately, she had to take a phone call, and I didn't feel like holding things in, and now I'm feeling rather empty. What should I do?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 04-21-2006, 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I just went into my boss's office to give notice. Things were going very well until it came time for me to shit on her desk. Unfortunately, she had to take a phone call, and I didn't feel like holding things in, and now I'm feeling rather empty. What should I do?

It doesn't really have the same effect if you squeeze out a tiny rabbit turd, does it?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 04-21-2006, 01:33 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick

*because I am too busy living my faboo life of cocktails, cock-teasing and cocksucking, of course.

What about cockfighting with Little Jerry Seinfeld?

SlaveNoMore · 04-21-2006, 01:39 PM

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greatwhitenorthchick
cock-teasing and cocksucking

Aren't these mutually exclusive?

ltl/fb · 04-21-2006, 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Aren't these mutually exclusive?

You can tease one and suck another.

greatwhitenorthchick · 04-21-2006, 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You can tease one and suck another.

exactly.

04-21-2006, 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I just went into my boss's office to give notice. Things were going very well until it came time for me to shit on her desk. Unfortunately, she had to take a phone call, and I didn't feel like holding things in, and now I'm feeling rather empty. What should I do?

Golden shower?

Shape Shifter · 04-21-2006, 01:46 PM

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Golden shower?

I have it on good authority that golden showers are very 2003.

taxwonk · 04-21-2006, 01:47 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Actually, the way I see it, Sebby mellowed soon after he got married. Not that I have studied the issue closely or anything,* but I think he went more back to the Sebby of old shortly after he revealed the impending arrival of the fruit of his loins. Now he's a mix of ranty and mellow. So do with that piece of info what you will.

*because I am too busy living my faboo life of cocktails, cock-teasing and cocksucking, of course.

I'd rather just become part of your faboo life. Even the teasing would be a welcome change of pace.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 04-21-2006, 01:50 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
Golden shower?

Somehow seems too festive, but I suppose it could work. Or wait until she goes to the rest room, then ejaculate in her coffee.

04-21-2006, 01:54 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Actually, the way I see it, Sebby mellowed soon after he got married. Not that I have studied the issue closely or anything,* but I think he went more back to the Sebby of old shortly after he revealed the impending arrival of the fruit of his loins. Now he's a mix of ranty and mellow. So do with that piece of info what you will.

*because I am too busy living my faboo life of cocktails, cock-teasing and cocksucking, of course.

Please. You are so totally re-foldering and cross-indexing your complete collection of Sebby posts by date and ranty-ness as we speak. During big important meetings, when you should be taking notes, you write "Gwinky Dangerfield" over and over in big puffy letters on your legal pad (the dots on the i's are little hearts). You've got the grass you scraped from under his lawnmower suspended in a little chunk of plastic on your desk and everyone thinks it's a deal toy, even though it only says "Sebby Sweet Sebby" on it. You're going back to grad school just so you can write a thesis called "Dis/Association: Reclaiming Sebby For A Post-Modern Internet Community."

Pull yourself together already.