A Black Hole of Happiness

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
can you watch the porn on an iPhone?

Maybe if you have a midget fetish.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by John Phoenix
That's why I've stuck with Verizon. Sure, the latest phone they have to offer is some new fangled gadget the call the "RAZR," but at least the reception is good.

I like Verizon. I get reception in the train tunnel and in my fairly rural area where my hubby who has Nextel his service drops in places. "it's the network" really is true

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Maybe if you have a midget fetish.

I don't have independent confirmation, but I was told that at the recent party for corporate planners to show off a brand new Dallas based boutique hotel here in Houston, midgets in sombreros were walking around the party offering snacks. There were chips in the brims of the sombreros and salsa was balanced on the top of the hat.

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am curious why he is apparently eager to court favor with the women on the board, most of whom I think are in their 30s. Or is he sucking up to his wife, probably also in her 30s?

I have close to 2 friends in real life, so I don't need to curry favor. I'm just pontificating

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Maybe if you have a midget fetish.

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/en...ory.phtml#2380

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am curious why he is apparently eager to court favor with the women on the board, most of whom I think are in their 30s.

and now the snarky response . . .

Did the "keep themselves in shape" requirement of c) make you unhappy?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I think I'm becoming a curmudgeon. This phone doesn't interest me at all. I read books on trains/planes, so I don't need movies (and how many good movies are made each year? Two?). I'm on the web enough at work, so I don't need additional intrawebs. I'm already a blackberry addict, so I don't need anything more addictive.

Plus, AT&T is fucking horrible. The absolute worst. Have fun with EDGE.

GET OFF MY LAWN!

You know what it needs? Teleportation. I'd be all over it if it had a teleportation feature.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You know what it needs? Teleportation. I'd be all over it if it had a teleportation feature.

Or if it could dispense fresh sushi.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
Mrs. Robinson? Did I miss something and you're old? I was under the mistaken impression that you were the perfect decade for a woman (30s).

That said, perhaps we can open a debate about what the best age for woman is.

I vote 30s because a) it is damn near impossible to carry on a conversation with a woman of less than 28 without realizing that they were in a single digit age when I graduated high school, b) generally speaking, women in their 30s are more interested in sex and actually know what they want, c) I generally like the physical appearance of women in their 30s who keep themselves in shape (it's easier to tell who is going to let themselves go, because people who are inclined that way will already show evidence).

That said, I'm clearly more interested in their personalities and brain and am not attempting to objectify women. Further, I realize that this is all an academic debate and the real attraction to me is that people under 30 call me "Sir" which makes me feel old.

Lets see if I can kill the board.

Age is just a number. You have to look for the one quality that really and truly matters, which is a complete lack of self respect.



eta---low standards also works too.

[SlaveNoMore]

Replaced_Texan
I live in a weird, weird state.

Emphasis mine.

There's a picture of the elephant on the site. It's quite an elephant.

Do ya'll have the giant inflatable rat at union picket lines?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Do ya'll have the giant inflatable rat at union picket lines?

Union? What's a union?

[SlaveNoMore]

J. Fred Muggs
I have close to 2 friends in real life, so I don't need to curry favor. I'm just pontificating

You would have had more, had you not constantly blown off every gathering to which you were invited.

[John Phoenix]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
You would have had more, had you not constantly blown off every gathering to which you were invited.

Parenthood does a remarkably good job at crimping one's social style.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Age is just a number. You have to look for the one quality that really and truly matters, which is a complete lack of self respect.



eta---low standards also works too.

Is there anything more exquisite than a beautiful woman in her early 30s with serious self esteem issues?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Union? What's a union?

That joke almost makes me tear up.