Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03 - Page 1097

ThrashersFan · 08-01-2003, 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Do these people also believe in the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny?

Are you trying to be funny? Shit.

Tyrone Slothrop · 08-01-2003, 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
When he was a puppy, he used to eat his own shit, too. That doesn't mean those things are good for him.

This is usually a sign of trouble in the digestive system -- i.e., the food is not being fully digested -- and therefore a reason to seek help from a vet. It is not something healthy dogs do.

mmm3587 · 08-01-2003, 06:17 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
This is usually a sign of trouble in the digestive system -- i.e., the food is not being fully digested -- and therefore a reason to seek help from a vet. It is not something healthy dogs do.

Yeah, I know. I quickly did the preventative stuff, he stopped doing it after a week, and it's never happened again.

dtb · 08-01-2003, 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Question - at what age should you stop wearing ankle bracelets and toe rings? Meaning - at what point does it look pathetic - like I'm trying to look young but I'm obviously not.

My answer? Whenever you finish school (whether that be college, high-school, wha'evah).** And that's just with the toe rings. On college girl hippie chicks that plf favors, they can look sort of cool, I suppose.

The best answer for the ankle bracelet is -- DON'T EVER START!!! It never looks good.

(And funny that you should ask, because there was a woman at a department "cake celebration" for someone's birthday wearing one, and I couldn't take my eyes off it -- thinking EEEEEEEW the whole time.)

**Perhaps this is a corollary to Chris Rock's (at least I think it was Chris Rock) maxim re: Ebonics. viz. "There are two ways of talking... the way if you want to get a job, and the other way.

Atticus Grinch · 08-01-2003, 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
It is not something healthy dogs do.

Board motto!

NotFromHere · 08-01-2003, 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
My answer? Whenever you finish school (whether that be college, high-school, wha'evah).** And that's just with the toe rings. On college girl hippie chicks that plf favors, they can look sort of cool, I suppose.

The best answer for the ankle bracelet is -- DON'T EVER START!!! It never looks good.

(And funny that you should ask, because there was a woman at a department "cake celebration" for someone's birthday wearing one, and I couldn't take my eyes off it -- thinking EEEEEEEW the whole time.)

OK, can we send out that memo now? And can we send that out with the no black socks and dress shoes with shorts memo?

Edited to add - was she wearing pointy pointy shoes?

mmm3587 · 08-01-2003, 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hmm. I like to fuck, eat and sleep. Perhaps I should quit my job on the basis that it is inhumane for me to work. Or stop going to the gym because people have dropped dead from running.

I think you could be on to something here.

I totally encourage you to fuck, eat and sleep. Even do two at the same time. I'm just saying that the "dogs love it" justification doesn't hold water as a basis for dog-sledding for me because dogs are the kind of animals which do things they're bred and trained to do, even if those things aren't good for them. So are humans, but I think the level of intelligence and self-sufficiency of adult humans compared to adult dogs make the difference.

In the grand scheme of things, I consider dog-sledding to be more morally defensible than, say, cockfighting, dogfighting or doing TF in the ass, but it still strikes me (as the other activities do) as something that people are doing to the detriment of the animals or fans involved.

mmm

Atticus Grinch · 08-01-2003, 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
Only in repressed societies like ours.
:shame:

It amuses me no end that American women of every political stripe talk about Islamic dress traditions as being repressive to women, because a culture is backward if its modesty codes apply to anything more than three inches to either side of the pudendum, buttcrack and nipples.

To these women I say: I free you from the oppression of shirts! Cast off your bonds! You have nothing to lose but your pants, and the world to gain!

Sidd Finch · 08-01-2003, 06:30 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
In the grand scheme of things, I consider dog-sledding to be more morally defensible than, say, cockfighting, dogfighting or doing TF in the ass

Perhaps I missed something here, but what's immoral about doing TF in the ass?

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

evenodds · 08-01-2003, 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Board motto!

Grinch, email me your suggestions. You do not expect me to actually read your posts, right?

Edited to add: we have a new board motto.

leagleaze · 08-01-2003, 06:32 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc

-balt(did she call you a fornicator? that's my favorite)assoc

No, but I did hear something about child molesting. I didn't have the camera on then, unfortunately. I also just learned Phelps (of godhatesfags.com) will be coming to the burg soon.

Leagl, thanks everyone for the advice here and in PM, Eaze

Sidd Finch · 08-01-2003, 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
To these women I say: I free you from the oppression of shirts! Cast off your bonds! You have nothing to lose but your pants, and the world to gain!

No no no no no no no.

Having spent some time in Berkeley during the "naked craze" -- when the infamous "naked guy" was on TV a lot, and lots of Berkeley counterculture types were boldly following the lead of a 19 year old University student -- I can say with conviction that the people prone to accept your invitation are never, ever the people who should. Rather, they are the people clothes were invented to cover.

FB Breasticle Day was a notable, and historic, exception to this rule.

Sidd(damn, that was a good day)Finch

mmm3587 · 08-01-2003, 06:36 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Perhaps I missed something here, but what's immoral about doing TF in the ass?

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

It's the same as dog-sledding: she may have been bred and trained to like it (even if she doesn't know it yet), but she doesn't really know what's best for her. After all, she's drinking six Bud Ices a night.

Not to suggest that I have any ill-will towards TF, or anything. I just like that banging her in the rear is such a big part of the meta-game.

Hate the meta-game, not the meta-player.

idle acts · 08-01-2003, 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
-balt(did she call you a fornicator? that's my favorite)assoc

A religious nut (holding the obligatory sign - you know the one) once called me a "homo-ette" at an AidsWalk here. The group of friends with me burst out laughing in his face and several of my friends picked it up and used it as a nickname for awhile.

leagleaze · 08-01-2003, 06:38 PM

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Originally posted by idle acts
A religious nut (holding the obligatory sign - you know the one) once called me a "homo-ette" at an AidsWalk here. The group of friends with me burst out laughing in his face and several of my friends picked it up and used it as a nickname for awhile.

That's wonderful!

By the way, we can do an FB breasticle day again, if you want. I can do a passworded board that only specific people can see, and we have the bandwith for it.