Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by bilmore
and stay away from lit windows.

I always thought lit was pretty harmless. Has he gone all whack-job since he stopped posting?

[NotFromHere]

Did anyone watch "101 things to pull out of a human" last night?
I guess it was on FOX (of course) and I heard a story about a mayonaise jar and an ass that makes me a little queasy.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by bridge of love
don't know if the original actors are alive, but a Lance Link Secret Chimp movie would be great

Was that the one on before the Bugaloos or the Banana Splits?

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
All of which begs the question: are there any remaining television franchises that people want to see filmed as feature-length movies, or are we condemned to a bleak future that necessarily will include "Small Wonder II: Electric Boogaloo"?

I'm not saying that rational people want the following made into a movie, but I am surprised to have not yet heard of the filming of (in no particular order):

The Six Million Dollar Man / Bionic Woman
MacGuyver
Flipper (maybe this was done already?)
Bonanza
Wonder Woman
CHiPs
LA Law
Different Strokes
Facts of Life


Shows with solid plot bases that could be made into movies if well done, but for which the public is almost certainly not clamoring:
Eight is Enough (solid plot line for a movie, even if the show sucked)
Hill Street Blues
Cagney & Lacey

[SlaveNoMore]

leagleaze
By the way, we can do an FB breasticle day again, if you want. I can do a passworded board that only specific people can see, and we have the bandwith for it.

Especially now that 7/8s of those that posted are either infrequent or completely MIA posters.

Actually, it would be an excellent idea for a Board fundraiser.

not7y("Donate and see TITS!!!")S

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by baltassoc
Remake possibilities.

MacGyver
Flipper
Bonanza, there were two more reunion movies
CHiPs
LA Law
Facts of Life
Cagney & Lacey (There were a few more movies)


These are all reunion episodes in the last 10 or so years, except the first one. I think I've heard somewhere that they're going to relaunch MacGyver with a new actor.

Edited to add: Yeah, that's right, it's the kid from Gilmore Girls: Young MacGyver

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Actually, it would be an excellent idea for a Board fundraiser.

Shame on you. Breasticle Day is already getting too commercial.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Especially now that 7/8s of those that posted are either infrequent or completely MIA posters.

Actually, it would be an excellent idea for a Board fundraiser.

not7y("Donate and see TITS!!!")S

For those thinking about submitting, we had both male and female submissions (men submitted other body parts), clothed and unclothed (mostly unclothed), and all submissions were completely anonymous to all except Thurgreed, who was in charge of the receiving.

It was a glorious day on the FB.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Ugh, they sell them at every damn street fair/arts and craps fair I have ever been to. Perhaps you don't do the crap fairs. They have them now so that they're elastic pieces of crap, not just rings anymore.

Don't know about the toe-cheese - I've never worn one - I can't imagine anything more uncomfortable.

Nothing says "any guy with a little bit of game can fuck me if they want to" quite like a toe ring.

Except, perhaps, a toe ring and having your cartilege pierced.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by evenodds
For those thinking about submitting, we had both male and female submissions (men submitted other body parts), clothed and unclothed (mostly unclothed), and all submissions were completely anonymous to all except Thurgreed, who was in charge of the receiving.

It was a glorious day on the FB.

[insert cheap shot here]

[Atticus Grinch]

They used to limit their association to deviant acts in out-of-the-way restrooms, highway rest stops and the places in Catholic churches so synonymous with rectal intercourse they are simply called “rectories.” Then, in 1969, a few Nancys pointed their flames at police cars near Stonewall Sodomy Bar in New York City, and even the nelliest of queens suddenly felt empowered. They went on a hissy-fit rampage, trying to convince the whole world it is A-OK to stuff your throbbing appendage into every hungry orifice but the right one.

Link here.

[leagleaze]

If I charge people to see TITS (and other things) am I now a pornographer, or is it ARRRT

Ok here we go: The first Thurgreed honorary breasticle day will be held on Friday, August 15, 2003.

Groundrules:

Well there really aren't any.

You need to email your photos to me at info@lawtalkers.com. I need them by midnight Thursday, August 14.

You will be anonymous to everyone but me.

I will in turn place the photos in a board that will only be accessible to registered people who are regulars.

*Note* I am the final decision maker on who gets access to the board. Yes, I am powerful, deal. If you aren't yet a trusted regular you have until breasticle day to become so recognized. If you are concerned whether you are a trusted regular, you can ask me, and if I say no, you are welcome to ask people to speak for you. Don't take it personally, it is just a matter of some amount of history on the board, this one or the last one.

At a minimum you are going to have to have either had a reasonable number of posts, or be known to us from the last board. And don't start posting just to get a reasonable number of posts, I am talking substantive posts. This is as a member of the fashion board specifically.

If you are a hot lesbian, you are a trusted person. Mainly because, well, I say so, and it is legal to discriminate based on sexuality

*The pictures posted on the board are not to be downloaded unless the person says it is ok, in which case I will note "Ok to download" on the image.*

Breasticle day will last only one day, I will close the board and delete the pictures Friday evening.

Please don't submit anything that would be illegal. I.e. just plain old shots of body parts. Whatever body part you want. No shots with things inserted in anything, thank you very much.

Clothed or unclothed. Male or female. Obviously, you must be over 21 to participate.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Britney Spears is being considered for the role of Daisy Duke in a "Dukes of Hazzard" movie project. Ashton Kucher has expressed interest in the role of Bo. We can, of course, expect the usual de rigeur cameos by the surviving cast members (an elite club that, sadly, no longer includes Denver Pyle and Sorrell Booke).

All of which begs the question: are there any remaining television franchises that people want to see filmed as feature-length movies, or are we condemned to a bleak future that necessarily will include "Small Wonder II: Electric Boogaloo"?

Well, I heard that a major Hollywood studio has in development a black Honeymooners, with Cedric the Entertainer in the Jackie Gleason role. I'm kind of intrigued.

By the way, when I was in college, I edited a publication that did a story about the death of alum Sorrel Burke, and the success of alum Charles S. Dutton. The story was called: "Hogg Dead, Roc Live."

[leagleaze]

I have to make a slight change due to availability of a pain in my ass.

The breasticle day will now be Sept 5 which is the Friday after labor day.

Pictures need to be to me at info@lawtalkers.com by the 4th.


If you have a problem with this date email me and if it is a problem for enough people I'll move it again.

[SlaveNoMore]

Originally posted by evenodds
... all submissions were completely anonymous to all except Thurgreed, who was in charge of the receiving.

or the guy who took most of the pictures. and owned the camera.

not7y(too bad I deleted all of them)S