It's all about me

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Just a warning: Pre-ELR, I dumped someone for pulling this shit too often. Well, and because he had a teenie weenie.

Sequels may be stupider* than I am. SD's wife appears to be.


*aka more tolerant

You are quite literal today.

I do my share. The only thing I refuse to do is squeegy the shower...but only b/c it's fucking ridiculous.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The best example of true love I've ever experienced is letting someone sleep in my bed three hours after I've caught her chewing on my favorite pair of shoes.

RT, you know I love you, but you're beginning to sound a bit like the "All I Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten" guy.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
No, he didn't fuck her, she really was that annoying.

I guess he does respect you enough not to fuck your wife. Ba-dum-dum.

What's the opposite of the milk of human kindness? Because I seem to be full of that this morning.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by dtb
You mean, as opposed to the way Forrest Gump pronounces it? Especially when he's standing in for Ving Rames (that's not you spell that, is it?) in Pulp Fiction, to wit: "I am going to get medieval on your buttocks."

Exactly. But'-ux. Emphasis on the first syllable.

OK. This, I don't get.

Perhaps you are not a "real" woman. Do your pants fit inside your mouth?

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[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Re: party, absolutely. Because I'd never mock Coltrane.

And your exceptions are eating the belly rule. I think you just hate the chick, but don't want to accept this because you fucked her and it wasn't at the time a hate-fuck, and so you are trying to believe it is her mannerisms and not her. It is not. You fucked someone stupid and obnoxious, and you probably did both before and after her, and you will again, perhaps even tonight.

Perhaps you should find a therapist if you can't accept all of this.

No guy will ever regret fucking an annoying, stupid and obnoxious girl as long as she's hot.

Let's not be silly.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The only thing I refuse to do is squeegy the shower...but only b/c it's fucking ridiculous.

Agreed. That's why you have someone come in and clean it once a week.

Unless you got black tile. Black shiny surfaces look awful if not polished.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
RT, you know I love you, but you're beginning to sound a bit like the "All I Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten" guy.

*phew* I was expecting a series of mocking posts about the patheticness of my love life.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
*phew* I was expecting a series of mocking posts about the patheticness of my love life.

Bestiality may be sick and perverted, but it's not pathetic. Don't worry.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by dtb
my GWNK and I are of one mind on all things

For those of you who get gwnc and dtb mixed up on occasion (and, heck, who doesn't?), here is a list of differences between the two. Feel free to print it out for future use.

gwnc: Canadian
dtb: Not Canadian

gwnc: belly dancer
dtb: trapeeeeeeeeeze artiste

gwnc: Miss Best Legs Toronto
dtb: huuuuuuuuge tracts of land whilest pregnant

gwnc: has Mathew Barneby on laminated list
dtb: has Mathew McConawhatshisname on laminated list

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Re: party, absolutely. Because I'd never mock Coltrane.

And your exceptions are eating the belly rule. I think you just hate the chick, but don't want to accept this because you fucked her and it wasn't at the time a hate-fuck, and so you are trying to believe it is her mannerisms and not her. It is not. You fucked someone stupid and obnoxious, and you probably did both before and after her, and you will again, perhaps even tonight.

Perhaps you should find a therapist if you can't accept all of this.

Yezzzz, exactly. And you're just angry because you're fat and have the personality of a librarian.

No, I never even came close to fucking her. The very thought makes me nauseous. She was one of those chicks who, while you talk to her, you think "Damn, it must be absolute hell to wake up next to something this fucked up... I mean, she's a bag of cats like I've never seen... She must realize her prattling about her latest blown relationship is unbearably boring... And the self-confidence building drivel about how 'I'll be better without him' shtick is so pathetic... Like I even give a shit... God, why did my buddy on floor 14 have to get involved with this idiot... Perhaps if I fart she'll leave my office... Please, someone, fucking call me... Anyone... Is there anybody out there?"

I have to make an exception for belly dancing. No option.

I have fucked many stupid and obnoxious people, as, I'm sure you have. But I will not do so tonight, unless of course, I masturbate, which I have no plans to do.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
ineptitude and utter ignorance of traditional female household duties will prevent you from ever having to do them again.

That's rich. You keeping thinking that.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I have fucked many stupid and obnoxious people, as, I'm sure you have. But I will not do so tonight, unless of course, I masturbate, which I have no plans to do.

You schedule your self-love sessions? How quaint.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
No, he didn't fuck her, she really was that annoying.

Well, at least she didn't cry in your office and scream at the other female associates when they tried to change the subject...

... or when they nailed her boyfriend.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You schedule your self-love sessions? How quaint.

I get a manicure to make myself feel attractive first. I'm not some cheap whore.