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Alex_de_Large · 05-09-2005, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I thought that was a Paigow post. Furthering my theory that Hank posts like the Princess when he has that particular avatar.

Google taught me that Busta Rhymes incorporated my pill song into one of his songs at some point. I think I need to check that out (though I'm not sure why someone would tinker with perfection).

"Dangerous" - Best. Video. Ever.

Paddle Mybuttocks · 05-09-2005, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by Spank Myasski
Yes, but pleese get the name right. It's Whack Mybuttski. And Paddle Mybuttocks.

Where whack? There is an order of progression here, like the train schedule for T's sister.

sebastian_dangerfield · 05-09-2005, 04:59 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
and NFH didn't tell us? I am guessing she went the "Lowered Standard " route.

She is like, really self absorbed and like unaware in this article.

And I thought her dad produced "House of Mrith" so she could have a role in a parker posey flick?

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/08/ar...tml?oref=login

Its actually brialliant. They compliment each other perfectly. Parker brings the talent, looks and charisma. Tori brings everything else.

robustpuppy · 05-09-2005, 05:00 PM

Because last night I had a dream with Tom Cruise in it, and today you all are talking about tiny gay characters and disturbingly powerful organizations.

05-09-2005, 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Jesus, that was a weak post, even for you. If you don't score some points soon, we're going to have to relegate you back to Infirm.

All the joy went out of it when I realized I wasn't entertaining paigow anymore. What's the use? I suppose I should start watching reality television or fucking the Keebler elves or something.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 05-09-2005, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
For the last time, SPONGEBOB IS NOT A GAY!!!

Squidward, on the other hand, is totally gay.

ETA: GWNC has my proxy on all things SpongeBob related. Thank you Gwink.

Replaced_Texan · 05-09-2005, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
It's because he's not openly gay - like Spongebob.
I'm surprised you forgot the Rice Krispies guys. Totally gay.

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05-09-2005, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
What rock were you under for the 6 weeks that her wedding photos made the cheesey magazine circuit? Alas I never saw the cellulite pics.

I am not sure which rock I was under, but I can probably narrow it down to three. What's the deal with Mr. Spelling? Struggling actor? Backup dancer? Plastic surgery male nurse?

Reminds me of a not quite story my ex told me. his sister was a friend of a friend of Ms. Spelling. one time a group went out to dinner at I think House of Blues. Tori got smashed and started crying that nobody loved her for her.

I wonder if Paris Hilton faces the same inner struggles?

Replaced_Texan · 05-09-2005, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I remember seeing an animated smurfette gangbang SWFlash vid making its way about the Interweb a few years ago...

I think the Transformers gang-bangs are the most disturbing of the animated porn. Though, Tinkerbell fisting Alice is not an image that will ever be thoroughly scrubbed from my mind, no matter how much I try.

05-09-2005, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
All the joy went out of it when I realized I wasn't entertaining paigow anymore. What's the use? I suppose I should start watching reality television or fucking the Keebler elves or something.

In the lawtalkres race to the bottom, I think you rank a post or two ahead of plf. I am not sure if that means you suck more or are better, but I am sure its very important to you bc of your man-love/hate relationship. I of course place a distant eighth. My art has only succumbed to hatred recently.

How is your gamblingaholic friend? Did he clean up and pay yhou back? Have you heard from him again?

and MR, how is the Rude Baby Fat? I would like to commend the Rude Fat on being the last woman to actually land the man first. No small feat for a Fat, much less a Rude One. I guess things are different in the Midwest. On the coast, you bust your ass, starve yourself, get fake tits, and you still haev to resort to the condom with the holes punched in it. And the real estate is totally out of whack. Hmmm.

bold_n_brazen · 05-09-2005, 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
As I have mentioned on numerous occasions in the past, I am totally not gay, despite the spin classes, tight pants, blah blah blah.

I must confess with respect to the Rice Krispies guys, however, that I do have a certain fondness for the way their tight little asses feel when I slide in my writhing love anaconda.

I read the first line as "I am not totally gay" rather than as it was written. Which is odd, because I love the Flower.

05-09-2005, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I read the first line as "I am not totally gay" rather than as it was written. Which is odd, because I love the Flower.

Why are you in denial?

notcasesensitive · 05-09-2005, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am not sure which rock I was under, but I can probably narrow it down to three. What's the deal with Mr. Spelling? Struggling actor? Backup dancer? Plastic surgery male nurse?

Reminds me of a not quite story my ex told me. his sister was a friend of a friend of Ms. Spelling. one time a group went out to dinner at I think House of Blues. Tori got smashed and started crying that nobody loved her for her.

I wonder if Paris Hilton faces the same inner struggles?

Actor/writer, looks a bit like David Schwimmer:

Received a good review for the off-broadway play that he co-wrote/starred in, but that was a few years ago. Interestingly (or not) his play was about settling or not settling for Ms Right Now. Perhaps the dad with oodles of money pushes her over the line to Ms Forever Or So We'd Like To Believe.

bold_n_brazen · 05-09-2005, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why are you in denial?

All my friends are there.

05-09-2005, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Actor/writer, looks a bit like David Schwimmer:

Received a good review for the off-broadway play that he co-wrote/starred in, but that was a few years ago. Interestingly (or not) his play was about settling or not settling for Ms Right Now. Perhaps the dad with oodles of money pushes her over the line to Ms Forever Or So We'd Like To Believe.

Two thoughts

1) Kudos for her going Jew. That's her best bet for a longer an dmore financially sound marriage. At least he wont be with the strippers in vegas blopwing off her not hard earned cash.

2) Is it me, or does she look like Lucille One with a bleach job?

i predict a sebby post on how he wants to bang that horseface.