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[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
You were there. You don't remember?

dead to you

If you consider him dead, why would you want him speaking to your hand?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It could eat attorneys like Coltrane for breakfast.

Better than a chocolate mutherfucking croissant?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It could eat attorneys like Coltrane for breakfast.

I taste like apple butter.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Better than a chocolate mutherfucking croissant?

It's a meaty, sausagey accompaniment. I don't know if we are talking salami or vienna sausage.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I taste like apple butter.

duh, cream fraiche get it right kiddo.

or accompanied by a lovely chianti and some fava beans.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ah, the annual FB Vagina dentata discussion is back. Where is that person who started that conversation way back when (I forget who it was)?

can't that be a thread title? that would rock.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

It's made of sock monkeys.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's a meaty, sausagey accompaniment. I don't know if we are talking salami or vienna sausage.

We definitely know it's not Jimmy Dean sausage. Coltrane hates Americans.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Probably.

Quick story you guys might enjoy. Went to a party at [name redacted] on Saturday night. About 20 people. Half of us went to some random bar, the other half went to this upscale place [in New York City] called Marquee. Anyways, these two pretty girls who were visiting from Texas went to Marquee.

So [Sunday] morning, my friend calls me and says "Do you know some guy named Matt Line Hart?" I laugh and say yeah and don't bother to correct her. She says, well he was at Marquee last night, and hit on one of the girls from texas all night, danced with her, and then was so drunk he groped her ... she turned around and slapped him, and left.

I said yea yea, i doubt it even though it kinda made sense that he would be in an upscale club getting trashed after losing the heisman. i told her i'd believe the story when i saw pictures.

wellll, here they are

So, you moonlight writing for Deadspin?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
We definitely know it's not Jimmy Dean sausage. Coltrane hates Americans.

chorizo, then.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
We definitely know it's not Jimmy Dean sausage. Coltrane hates Americans.

I prefer snausages.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I prefer snausages.

That almost made me spit out my espresso. funny boy.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Beyonce is looking really hot these days. I don't have a picture. NFH?

A very good friend of mine is one of her managers. Do you need an introduction?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
They definitely have mcdonalds in addition to burger king. I don't know that I've ever seen an airport Wendy's.

I like the appetizer sampler at TGI Fridays.

Houston Hobby has a Wendy's, right across from the Pappasitos. I'm pretty sure that there's a Wendy's on the north side of Terminal C at IAH, but it's a hell of a walk if your flight is in the new terminal.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
A very good friend of mine is one of her managers. Do you need an introduction?

wasn't the manager at that recent party you posted about at the mansion? have you seen her in person [B?] is she beyootiful? she's gorgeous.