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[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
since there are several options, slothrop.net, slothrop.us, slothrop.tv etc. likely available, I would not pay a premium.

If only .net were available, but no such luck.

.biz, .tv, .cc and .bz are available, but those all blow.

[Hank Chinaski]

myreallastname.com would costs millions

i love the NYT obits: today--- http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/04/ob...es&oref=slogin

• John Billings, 89, Creator of Contraception Method, Dies
  
  
  By MARGALIT FOX
  Published: April 4, 2007
  John Billings, an Australian physician who more than half a century ago developed a natural contraception method endorsed by the Roman Catholic Church, died Sunday in Melbourne. He was 89 and a lifelong Melbourne resident.
  
  A neurologist by training, Dr. Billings began investigating natural contraception, that is, techniques not relying on devices or drugs that block conception, in 1953, at the request of the Catholic Marriage Guidance Bureau in Melbourne. Working with his wife, Dr. Evelyn Billings, a pediatrician, he created what is now known as the Billings ovulation method, or the Billings method. The method relies on a woman’s ability to sense changes in the amount and texture of her cervical mucus, which help predict ovulation and fertility.
  
  The Billings method is used in more than 100 countries, said Sue Ek, the executive director of the Billings Ovulation Method Association U.S.A., based in St. Cloud, Minn. It is the only government-sanctioned form of natural birth control in China, where it is used by more than four million couples, she said. (The other two approved birth-control methods there are the pill and the intrauterine device, Ms. Ek said.)
  
  Advocates of the Billings method say it is more accurate than earlier natural contraceptive methods, chief among them the rhythm method, in predicting when a woman will be fertile. The rhythm method uses a woman’s menstrual history and the calendar to predict statistically when her next ovulation will take place. But many women have irregular menstrual cycles, Ms. Ek said, making precise prediction difficult.

but here's the best part:

• Besides his wife, the former Evelyn Thomas, whom he married in 1943, Dr. Billings is survived by eight of their nine children,

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
myreallastname.com would costs millions

i love the NYT obits: today--- http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/04/ob...es&oref=slogin

• John Billings, 89, Creator of Contraception Method, Dies
  
  
  By MARGALIT FOX
  Published: April 4, 2007
  John Billings, an Australian physician who more than half a century ago developed a natural contraception method endorsed by the Roman Catholic Church, died Sunday in Melbourne. He was 89 and a lifelong Melbourne resident.
  
  A neurologist by training, Dr. Billings began investigating natural contraception, that is, techniques not relying on devices or drugs that block conception, in 1953, at the request of the Catholic Marriage Guidance Bureau in Melbourne. Working with his wife, Dr. Evelyn Billings, a pediatrician, he created what is now known as the Billings ovulation method, or the Billings method. The method relies on a woman’s ability to sense changes in the amount and texture of her cervical mucus, which help predict ovulation and fertility.
  
  The Billings method is used in more than 100 countries, said Sue Ek, the executive director of the Billings Ovulation Method Association U.S.A., based in St. Cloud, Minn. It is the only government-sanctioned form of natural birth control in China, where it is used by more than four million couples, she said. (The other two approved birth-control methods there are the pill and the intrauterine device, Ms. Ek said.)
  
  Advocates of the Billings method say it is more accurate than earlier natural contraceptive methods, chief among them the rhythm method, in predicting when a woman will be fertile. The rhythm method uses a woman’s menstrual history and the calendar to predict statistically when her next ovulation will take place. But many women have irregular menstrual cycles, Ms. Ek said, making precise prediction difficult.

but here's the best part:

• Besides his wife, the former Evelyn Thomas, whom he married in 1943, Dr. Billings is survived by eight of their nine children,

I'm surprised I never heard of this guy.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm surprised I never heard of this guy.

Why?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Why?

because the kind of cat who knows so much about the insides of a chick's stuff that he can be predicting when not to go is just the kind of crazy cat that Seb would expect would have been in his frat, and would have thrown back some vodka and RedBulls with him in the day, and if he wasn't in his local, at least he'd be in the Frat nationally, and be like a fucking legend?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Why?

Because he had no idea that all that cervical mucus his wife produces could have a beneficial purpose?

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
when the female posters think of this toilet exchange, I want them all to remember I only posted a thoughtful reflection on the passage of time. my original post was poetic, and then Coltrane really dragged it in a bad direction.

False. I was talking about taking a leak the whole time. You brought up no. 2.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Because he had no idea that all that cervical mucus his wife produces could have a beneficial purpose?

TM

Most days on the FB you get tits, ass and television shows. Most people are happy.

Other days you get a lot of soccer posts and about three people are happy.

And rarely, just rarely, you get nothing but cervical mucus and ratemypoop.com. Those are the days Hank and Thurgreed post a lot.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ironweed
Most days on the FB you get tits, ass and television shows. Most people are happy.

Other days you get a lot of soccer posts and about three people are happy.

And rarely, just rarely, you get nothing but cervical mucus and ratemypoop.com. Those are the days Hank and Thurgreed post a lot.

FWIW, www.ratemycervicalmucus.com is available. Ty?

[bold_n_brazen]

This woman applied to be a Denver Broncos cheerleader.

Discuss.

[dtb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen


This woman applied to be a Denver Broncos cheerleader.

Discuss.

Are you saying she's a shoo-in?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen


This woman applied to be a Denver Broncos cheerleader.

Discuss.

Altitude sickness?

Every cheerleader pyramid needs a strong base?

She has more cervical mucus than she knows what to do with?

TM

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
FWIW, www.ratemycervicalmucus.com is available. Ty?

That doesn't have the same ring to it, but thanks.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
This woman applied to be a Denver Broncos cheerleader.

Discuss.

Are you sure it was cheerleader and not mascot?

[andViolins]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen


This woman applied to be a Denver Broncos cheerleader.

Discuss.

Chris Farley (and not Patrick Swayze) is her hero?

aV