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12-16-2003, 02:34 PM
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#1636
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I got it
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No. Latroy Hawkins was traded to the Cubs.
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Actually he left voluntarily as a free agent. |
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12-16-2003, 02:35 PM
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#1637
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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I got it
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
A coke whore is classier because crack is whack.
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Plus, crack killed Pookie and I was a poor white trash Pookie.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-16-2003, 02:35 PM
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#1638
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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I got it
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I say! Brilliant Old Chap!
Hasta la vista baby!
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Word.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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12-16-2003, 02:36 PM
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#1639
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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I got it
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
OK, but not all fat people are race-baiting pieces of shit, right?...I'm fearing I'm not just declasse and fat, but also a race-baiter.
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I don't know. I need more information. Are you really, really white? And if so, do you need something to eat five minutes after Tiger Woods is done with you?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm thinking the Venn diagram is one small circle almost entirely contained within a much larger circle.
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That's no Venn diagram. That's Starr Jones sitting in Not Me's lap.
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12-16-2003, 02:37 PM
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#1640
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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I got it
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Actually he left voluntarily as a free agent.
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Yes yes. Of course. Either way, he's gone, which gives me some relief as a Sox fan...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-16-2003, 02:38 PM
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#1641
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
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hockey rumour
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I post here as a last resort.
Has anyone heard about the trade rumors involving Darcy Tucker going to the mighty ducks (nooooooooooooo!!!) and Jarome Iginla going to the Leafs (yess!!)? It's buzzing about but I can find no discussion of it in print. It's like someone is trying to make me very sad and then sort of happy.
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I can only speak for myself in saying that I read something about this somewhere today and therefore it must be true.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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12-16-2003, 02:40 PM
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#1642
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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I got it
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
No, honey, it's not bad. It's good. Mmmmm, yeah. Really, really good, yeah, good, oh, unh, yeah, yes, that's good!
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I am so happy to have pleased you.
Of course, my pleasing you was in no way intended to please any man. |
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12-16-2003, 02:40 PM
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#1643
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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I got it
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yes yes. Of course. Either way, he's gone, which gives me some relief as a Sox fan...
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But now the Cubs have him, so you still have to face him in the crosstown series and listen to the drunken frat boys brag about him... |
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12-16-2003, 02:41 PM
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#1644
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I got it
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
No, honey, it's not bad. It's good. Mmmmm, yeah. Really, really good, yeah, good, oh, unh, yeah, yes, that's good!
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that was hawt. |
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12-16-2003, 02:41 PM
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#1645
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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I got it
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I don't know. I need more information. Are you really, really white? And if so, do you need something to eat five minutes after Tiger Woods is done with you?
That's no Venn diagram. That's Starr Jones sitting in Not Me's lap.
TM
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I am pretty damn white. Didn't spend much time outdoors this year. Tiger likes it when I have something to eat five minutes after he thinks he's done with me. He may be related to paigow's camel.
Please hurry with the answer to my classiness question as I need to know whether I am required to remedy my paleness in Jamaica or if I have wider (so to speak) options.
FWIW, I see NM as skinny skinny skinny, kinda like the character in Cats and Dogs who hadn't had any real food for like five years. |
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12-16-2003, 02:43 PM
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#1646
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I got it
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
There are black people in Minnesota?
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There is a significant Hindu American popu;lation, most of whom work with Bilmore and they feel no need to integrate into the American way. They insist on using their little foreign terms to say Hi to middle aged white men who wouldnt know a yoga mat if John Blayesdow came flying into their office on one like he was on a magic carpet ride. |
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12-16-2003, 02:45 PM
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#1647
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The strangest bit of the whole thing was the daughter's lawyer's explanation that "Well, she never out him even when he was a segregationist, because they had an understanding that he was just doing that for his job." I'm not sure what to think of an arrangement that bizarre.
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Raped at 16? Took the secret to her grave? Daughter waited to spill until after Thurmond died? Talk about discreet. I'd bet that Rush Limbaugh is wishing he'd gotten his maid from the same service. |
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12-16-2003, 02:46 PM
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#1648
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WacKtose Intolerant
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I got it
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
There is a significant Hindu American popu;lation, most of whom work with Bilmore and they feel no need to integrate into the American way. They insist on using their little foreign terms to say Hi to middle aged white men who wouldnt know a yoga mat if John Blayesdow came flying into their office on one like he was on a magic carpet ride.
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Maybe Bilmore's a hindu.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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12-16-2003, 02:47 PM
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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I got it
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
FWIW, I see NM as skinny skinny skinny, kinda like the character in Cats and Dogs who hadn't had any real food for like five years.
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Hmmm. I just see NM as having a penis.
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12-16-2003, 02:47 PM
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#1650
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Location: Flyover land
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I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Raped at 16? Took the secret to her grave? Daughter waited to spill until after Thurmond died? Talk about discreet. I'd bet that Rush Limbaugh is wishing he'd gotten his maid from the same service.
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I know I'm going to regret furthering this, but I had not read that the woman was raped? |
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