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06-22-2004, 05:52 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Yeah, I'm sick...but Benadryl ain't gonna help me
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
After last week's discussion on the lottery, I worked up the courage to try it once again. And again I formulated very specific plans - beautiful plans - on how I'd use the money to spend the rest of my life in happiness. And again I did not win the lottery and have nothing to look forward to but more soul-sucking toil during my short, meaningless existence and eventual death.
And now you set me up for this disappointment? Asshole.
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If you win the lottery, I think I love you.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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06-22-2004, 05:54 PM
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#1637
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Bunny Financial Question
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I think I love you.
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I don't know what it is when monkeys do it. Are you throwing virtual shit at me?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-22-2004, 05:54 PM
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#1638
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Bunny Financial Question
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
And stating FB posters who you would fuck based solely on board persona is similar to stalking: it's cute when the girls do it but creepy when the guys do.
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Dissent. It provides (welcome) variety from the norm of someone posting a heavily-retouched picture of someone and having people say "oh man, I'd fuck her/him in a heartbeat!" blah blah blah. |
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06-22-2004, 05:55 PM
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#1639
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Yeah, I'm sick...but Benadryl ain't gonna help me
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Atticus. I'm loading the trinity sessions on my iPod for my next trip to the bay area.
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Fuck spring. God bless hypothetical questions. |
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06-22-2004, 05:56 PM
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#1640
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No Professional Training
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 85
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Yeah, I'm sick...but Benadryl ain't gonna help me
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Only for about an hour.
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Is his girlfriend Chinese? |
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06-22-2004, 05:57 PM
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#1641
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Yeah, I'm sick...but Benadryl ain't gonna help me
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Fuck spring. God bless hypothetical questions.
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Slow down. Remember her Christina Ricci fixation, and rewatch Pumpkin.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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06-22-2004, 05:57 PM
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#1642
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Bunny Financial Question
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't know what it is when monkeys do it. Are you throwing virtual shit at me?
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You mock my entreaties? You wound me sir and/or madam.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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06-22-2004, 06:02 PM
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#1643
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Yeah, I'm sick...but Benadryl ain't gonna help me
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
If you win the lottery, I think I love you.
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If I had better monkeys, I would have won the fucking thing.
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06-22-2004, 06:03 PM
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#1644
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Yeah, I'm sick...but Benadryl ain't gonna help me
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Originally posted by LessinSF
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"I'm just having problems, with, like, the idea that I'm only going ot be having sex with one person for thr rest of my life... I mean the other day I'm having a wonderful dinner at the Olive Garden and I'm looking at the hostess and I wonder what kind of panties she's wearing... are they lace, or cotton, or a thong, or some other cool thing I've never even heard of... Wait, we are in our 'safe place' here, aren't we?'"
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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06-22-2004, 06:04 PM
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#1645
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Yeah, I'm sick...but Benadryl ain't gonna help me
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Slow down. Remember her Christina Ricci fixation, and rewatch Pumpkin.
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Does RT look like Ricci or want to screw her?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-22-2004, 06:11 PM
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#1646
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Yeah, I'm sick...but Benadryl ain't gonna help me
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Thurgreed. And ABBA. Or both, simultaneously.
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Twist my arm.
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06-22-2004, 06:12 PM
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#1647
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Yeah, I'm sick...but Benadryl ain't gonna help me
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
If I had better monkeys, I would have won the fucking thing.
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A poor workman blames his tools. Hey, wait...
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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06-22-2004, 06:14 PM
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#1648
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Yeah, I'm sick...but Benadryl ain't gonna help me
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
"I'm just having problems, with, like, the idea that I'm only going ot be having sex with one person for thr rest of my life... I mean the other day I'm having a wonderful dinner at the Olive Garden and I'm looking at the hostess and I wonder what kind of panties she's wearing... are they lace, or cotton, or a thong, or some other cool thing I've never even heard of... Wait, we are in our 'safe place' here, aren't we?'"
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Cite, please. (This is bugging me.)
eta: Never mind. Atticus tells me what the movie is (Old School), and I've never seen it, so I don't know what my problem is.
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Last edited by Tyrone Slothrop; 06-22-2004 at 06:21 PM..
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06-22-2004, 06:15 PM
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#1649
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: tracking you down
Posts: 103
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Board love
Not Bob and Jack Manfred. (Separately or together - I'll leave that up to them.)
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
So that leads into the next question: Who on the board would you do, sight unseen, based just on their online personas?
Discuss.
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06-22-2004, 06:16 PM
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#1650
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Yeah, I'm sick...but Benadryl ain't gonna help me
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Does RT look like Ricci or want to screw her?
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Neither. I just answered a poll once and have been associated with her ever since. A (blind) friend once said she saw that picture and thought it was me.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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