It's all about me

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Skeks in the city
I'd guess he's found a new love, either onanism or adultery, and you'll have to win him back.

Dissent. Even impenitent adulterers and compulsive onanists don't refuse when the Mrs. takes a trip downtown. Except Less, when he's savin' it up.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Dissent. Even impenitent adulterers and compulsive onanists don't refuse when the Mrs. takes a trip downtown. Except Less, when he's savin' it up.

So are you saying she's making it up? Or what?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
So are you saying she's making it up? Or what?

Or the whole birthing experience turned him into a gay.

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Or the whole birthing experience turned him into a gay.

Nah, more likely he's telling the truth. Is your baby sleeping through the night yet? I know during those excruciating (in retrospect--at the time I was too tired to notice) months before Magnus figured out he didn't need to wake up 2-3 times/night, we were literally too tired to do much of anything beyond the bare necessities, including have sex more than 1-2 times/month. Also, new parents often feel "touched out" because of the constant contact with the wee one, which may be a contributing factor.

In any case, I think it's too early to panic. Be sure to make weekly dates so you can get out of the house and away from the kid, and at least keep talking to each other even if you're not having sex.

Good luck!

tm

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Read all about 'em

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by tmdiva
Nah, more likely he's telling the truth. Is your baby sleeping through the night yet? I know during those excruciating (in retrospect--at the time I was too tired to notice) months before Magnus figured out he didn't need to wake up 2-3 times/night, we were literally too tired to do much of anything beyond the bare necessities, including have sex more than 1-2 times/month. Also, new parents often feel "touched out" because of the constant contact with the wee one, which may be a contributing factor.

In any case, I think it's too early to panic. Be sure to make weekly dates so you can get out of the house and away from the kid, and at least keep talking to each other even if you're not having sex.

Good luck!

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[the Spartan]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
This will go nicely with my inflatable bride.

Are you saying Slave is full of hot air?

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
But what haven't we done?* Really? And, as an added benefit, some of us don't recall conversations that occurred more than a year ago thanks to all the drugs that were done in the 60s. Damn you for your hippie ways, Mom!


*I'm sure Penske wil have an answer for this, and I await it with baited breath. Unless it's gross. Don't say something gross.

I have two placentas in my freezer. Would three be a crowd? Thoughts?

-the Spartan f/k/a Penske Account b/o/k/a the Spartan

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by FKA ???
The SO turned down a blowjob last night

You do realize that blow is not literally descriptive don't you?

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Read all about 'em

I invented Podium Girl worship. :drool:



eta: although you were a close second Cooter, no offence (I miss the Paigow [sniff])

[Anne Elk]

How the fuck did he do that?! I repeat, how the FUCK did he do that?
I am in awe.

[SlaveNoMore]

Anne Elk
How the fuck did he do that?! I repeat, how the FUCK did he do that?
I am in awe.

Fuck Lance.

Your Sox are about to be eliminated in July. Let's focus on the important things, shall we?

[SlaveNoMore]

Spartan
(I miss the Paigow [sniff])

Query: Does she get perturbed every time you reference her coke problem?

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Fuck Lance.

Your Sox are about to be eliminated in July. Let's focus on the important things, shall we?

I'd fuck Lance. (What's up with all the OLN commentators calling it the Tour day France? Tacky Americans.)

As for the Sox, it's depressing. I've still got three days of cylcing to enjoy, can we talk about them on Monday?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
How the fuck did he do that?! I repeat, how the FUCK did he do that?
I am in awe.

Because he is Fignon and Meryxx and Pantani rolled into one. He's a fucking animal.