imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Oh. The decanting is draining your bladder, refilling it with the desired beverage, and then peeing the beverage into cups/glasses/directly into people's mouths.

Actually, maybe it's yeast infections that I am thinking are encouraged by high sugar levels in urine (or non-urine peeing), and not UTIs.

Anyway, there was another letter about "ball-popping" but no explanation of what this is, other than it is dangerous and can cause sterility and impotence, was given. So I want to know what it is.

Couldn't you just google the C-3000 instead?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I don't know about RT, but personally I have great compassion for tsunami victims. For example, just last night, a black guy, a jew, the pope, and a tsunami victim walked into the bar . . .

I could give you a punch line, but first you'll have to explain to me how a tsunami victim walks into a bar. Or walks anywhere.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by bilmore
That was all just one person.

One very, very busy person . . .

How do you find the time, with all your kayaking and reading those long Podhoretz articles?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by evenodds
While I would love to flip the pussy, I have decided not to after em explained the use of the anon feature. Such use would have been better explained in the post. I mean, who wouldn't understand that em posted as anon since em stood in the hallways of em's firm proudly displaying em's platinum vip card, which had to be laminated to protect from over use?

Clearly, that is outable.

Why the use of em? Is it likely a woman has a VIP card to this particular strip club, and if she did, would display it proudly? And if she did, she likely wouldn't give a fuck if somebody knew she posted as penske_account?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This sounds fucking disgusting.

Who cares what you think? You're outside the demo, pops.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by taxwonk
How do you find the time, with all your kayaking and reading those long Podhoretz articles?

I outsource most of it. I can't wear plaid at all.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Why the use of em? Is it likely a woman has a VIP card to this particular strip club, and if she did, would display it proudly? And if she did, she likely wouldn't give a fuck if somebody knew she posted as penske_account?

Or ABBAKiss.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Couldn't you just google the C-3000 instead?

That appeared to be offered as a less dangerous alternative to ball-popping. Like, something that might not cause permanent damage. Sooooo, I'm not so interested.

And it would probably hurt my eyes too.

Can't one of you self-employed people research ball-popping?

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Is it fair to ask for booked conventions when making reservations?

Two years in a row, my wife took a kid for a visit to family at the Cherry Hill generic hotel.

first year she came back raving about the convention there. It was somehow tied to Southern Baptists, and featured old black ladies, sans spouses, and mostly wearing really elaborate hats. The hats made all lobby time quite fun.

Next year? It was NAAFA'a annual convention. http://www.naafa.org/

1 don't go near the pool
2 don't expect to eat at restaurant at hotel, or receive delivery anytime soon.

Always ask about conventions, so that you can get the convention rate. Last year a group of friends from law school stayed at the Venetian as part of the conference of independent churches and ministries. In addition to the $50/night discount, we also got a nice welcome package. I highly recommend it. There's a Las Vegas convention web site that tells you who's in town when and staying where.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Hey brother, I need a miracle, are you scalping any Crowes tickets? Someone bought em all offf the fan website before this fan could log on.

Seriously.

Counting Crowes suck. Didn't you listen to Michael Ian Black on 1994 Part Deux?

Seriously tho, I've cut way back on the tickets, and I only stick to LA. And I wouldn't have thought Black Crowes were a hot ticket, so no, I didn't buy any. Just be quick when they go on sale at ticketmaster.com

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I had no idea that Paul Giamatti is former baseball commish Bart Giamatti's son.

Total legacy.
Just kidding; I actually talked to him once at a premiere (Paycheck, not his finest work, blame John Woo) and told him that I thought his dad did great things for the school. He thanked me for saying so and asked me about my years there. Then it was my turn to pee and so I said "see you up at the party."

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Total legacy.
Just kidding; I actually talked to him once at a premiere (Paycheck, not his finest work, blame John Woo) and told him that I thought his dad did great things for the school. He thanked me for saying so and asked me about my years there. Then it was my turn to pee and so I said "see you up at the party."

There's a baseball SCHOOL? Is that like the Naval Academy? Huh. Go figure.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The Coachella Festival has a new website and here are the first few confirmed bands: Rilo Kiley, Bloc Party, the Bravery, Fiery Furnaces, French Kicks, British Sea Power, the Futureheads, M83 and Ambulance LTD. The dates have also been confirmed: April 30th - May 1st.

Launch.com has a video from Rilo Kiley called "The Frug." Anyone know where it's from? It seems to be a movie soundtrack from something really obscure, but it's a great song. Miss Lewis and her voice really do it for me.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
A valiant effort. I have had Fresca once. Thank you. It's all clear now.

Maybe it's like a Grape Crush? I'm trying to think of softdrinks you see routinely in Canada but not in the US. Bright red cream soda?

[dtb]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Bright red cream soda?

Wow. I had blocked out the memory of drinking that abomination in my 8-Mile youth. I do, however, fondly remember Vernor's.