Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Maybe Bilmore's a hindu.

Whoa, you just blew my mind.

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Originally posted by purse junkie
Hmmm. I just see NM as having a penis.

I guess I should have said I see NM's persona as being skinny skinny skinny etc.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I'd bet that Rush Limbaugh is wishing he'd gotten his maid from the same service.

Maid is soooooo unPC. The proper term is housekeeper.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
They insist on using their little foreign terms to say Hi to middle aged white men who wouldnt know a yoga mat if John Blayesdow came flying into their office on one like he was on a magic carpet ride.

I would recognize a yoga mat, but who's John Blayesdow?

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Originally posted by Not Me
Maid is soooooo unPC. The proper term is housekeeper.

Prole please. One cannot have more than one housekeeper, and I'm betting the Thurmond's housekeeper was much older than 16.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I know I'm going to regret furthering this, but I had not read that the woman was raped?

Mebbe I should have put "statutory" in there somewhere. Or mebbe not. I reckon we'll never know --- S.C. might have had a traditionally Southern age of consent 79 years ago. But I'll bet S.C. also had anti-seduction, anti-fornication and anti-miscegenation laws that were violated, too. The D.S.C. USA might convene a grand jury against the dead black woman.

I think that Bush should give the USA job to the daughter. You know, primogeniture and all --- she's the current USA's big sister and had first right of refusal.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Talk about discreet. I'd bet that Rush Limbaugh is wishing he'd gotten his maid from the same service.

Fuck discreet, I'd be happy with a maid that actually cleaned the fucking house.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am pretty damn white. Didn't spend much time outdoors this year. Tiger likes it when I have something to eat five minutes after he thinks he's done with me. He may be related to paigow's camel.

Please hurry with the answer to my classiness question as I need to know whether I am required to remedy my paleness in Jamaica or if I have wider (so to speak) options.

Okay. You're a paigow-baiting piece of shit. Does that help?

Originally posted by ltl/fb
FWIW, I see NM as skinny skinny skinny, kinda like the character in Cats and Dogs who hadn't had any real food for like five years.

Well, I could be mistaken. But she's either a pathetic, little white troll-guy who is only happy when posting bullshit from the safety of his computer in the basement or a pathetic, huge, fat ass who is never happy, even when posting from the cool comfort provided by the open refrigerator door, next to which her computer conveniently sits.

TM

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
There are black people in Minnesota?

purple rain, purple rain

[idle acts]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I kinda like "here's mud in your eye" except I wanted something more contracted. Is schlante pronounced "shlahn-tay"? The only way to outEnglish someone is to go Scot. also, it reminds me of schlong a little bit. will this convey my point?

Slainte is pronounced (roughly) slahn-cha. (last syllable rhymes with "uh")

But I invented it, and you will have to pay me royalties.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am so happy to have pleased you.

Of course, my pleasing you was in no way intended to please any man.

It's a side benefit. (Thank you.)

Carry on.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ltl/fb

FWIW, I see NM as skinny skinny skinny, kinda like the character in Cats and Dogs who hadn't had any real food for like five years

Originally posted by purse junkie
Hmmm. I just see NM as having a penis.

True dat, but its probably a really really skinny skinny skinny penis, hence Not_Me's real life nickname, pencildick.

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Mebbe I should have put "statutory" in there somewhere. Or mebbe not. I reckon we'll never know --- S.C. might have had a traditionally Southern age of consent 79 years ago. But I'll bet S.C. also had anti-seduction, anti-fornication and anti-miscegenation laws that were violated, too. The D.S.C. USA might convene a grand jury against the dead black woman.

I think that Bush should give the USA job to the daughter. You know, primogeniture and all --- she's the current USA's big sister and had first right of refusal.

Did the anti-miscegenation laws cover intercourse, or just marriage? I am not familiar with anti-seduction laws. I can see where anti-fornication laws would be violated. I would think applicable statutes of limitations would have expired.

I would think one would have to have a law degree to be a USA, but perhaps I am incorrect.

Look, I wouldn't want to admit a relationship to Strom Thurmond when he was alive, or possibly even after he was dead. I wouldn't want the inevitable huge amount of public scrutiny that would revive every time Thurmond did or said anything at all related to anything that might be related to race. Now that he's dead, it will be more of a one-time furor and only revive maybe on anniversaries.

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
purple rain, purple rain

Oh please. He's no more black than Tiger.

Originally posted by bilmore
I would recognize a yoga mat, but who's John Blayesdow?

I thought you would never ask.