Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
And stating FB posters who you would fuck based solely on board persona is similar to stalking: it's cute when the girls do it but creepy when the guys do.

Taxwonk PM'd you too, hunh?

TM

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Taxwonk PM'd you too, hunh?

TM

Fucking amateur. You need better writers, Thurgreed.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
"I'm just having problems, with, like, the idea that I'm only going ot be having sex with one person for thr rest of my life... I mean the other day I'm having a wonderful dinner at the Olive Garden and I'm looking at the hostess and I wonder what kind of panties she's wearing... are they lace, or cotton, or a thong, or some other cool thing I've never even heard of... Wait, we are in our 'safe place' here, aren't we?'"

oooh fah.....madon you don't actually eat at the Olive Garden do you? it's a quote right? It's faux Italian food.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Taxwonk PM'd you too, hunh?

TM

Hank. Something involving bacon. I deleted it immediately.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
oooh fah.....madon you don't actually eat at the Olive Garden do you? it's a quote right? It's faux Italian food.

I'm so very glad that you're back posting again.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
So that leads into the next question: Who on the board would you do, sight unseen, based just on their online personas?

Anne Elk. Or bill killer, though in all fairness that may be an Uma thing.

And maybe Anne is a Mia thing. Hmm. Maybe I have a thing for chicks with three-letter names with "m" in them.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Fucking amateur. You need better writers, Thurgreed.

Who's paying you for the crap you post?

TM

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

I've always had a secret crush on Idle Acts, but between her preferences and my marriage, I don't think it's meant to be.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5270896/

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5270896/

It was not clear to me whether the boner itself was better (e.g., harder, longer lasting) or whether it was just easier to achieve a boner (of whatever quality).

Now I am curious.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It was not clear to me whether the boner itself was better (e.g., harder, longer lasting) or whether it was just easier to achieve a boner (of whatever quality).

Now I am curious.

Well, I surmise this: The fatter you are, the bigger the boner you need if you're on top. But then I imagine fat men probably spend a lot of time on bottom, so this isn't an issue.

[dtb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Do you think that's why he used to fuck a near-dead skeletor who was young enough to be his daughter?

I had someone tell me I look like her the other day -- and was most insulted.

I pointed out that I probably weigh three times as much as she does. There was no dissent on that particular point.

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
He's right. Even Dave Navarro gets out of his car, walks into 7-11, sees some impossibly hot chick and thinks "I'd like to try that, anywhere, behind the dumpster, in the backseat, anywhere..."

Who is this Dave Navarro? And what is his strange obsession with 7-11 dumpsters?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It was not clear to me whether the boner itself was better (e.g., harder, longer lasting) or whether it was just easier to achieve a boner (of whatever quality).

Now I am curious.

Then, lose some weight.

TM

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by dtb
Who is this Dave Navarro? And what is his strange obsession with 7-11 dumpsters?

In some band married to Carmen Electra?