Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Here was the biggest mistake: Produced by Britney and Kevin

No objective eyes reviewed this thing before it aired? I'm not sure Britney can handle my truth.

I'm just hoping KFed gets a bit of income out of the show so Shar Jackson has something to go after and his photo-op kids finally get some child support.

Didn't Britney cut him a check for like 3 mil when he married her?

ETA, Shar Jackson assumed a very big risk when she tried to mantrap KFed. Some slimeballs are just too greasy.

Originally posted by sunnybunny
What the hell is wrong with you?

I know you totally related to the Jennifer LOve Hewitt character in Po5 for tryig to get someone to quit driniking. But you see, she actually was sweet and not vindictive in the show, not self absorbed. Oh, and she had tits. But you probably liked the horse face. Made you hungry?

[spookyfish]

I'm just going to throw this out there for anyone who might be more technically proficient than I am.

Why does my launchcast player keep stopping after a few songs, and when I go to restart it, it gives me some Top-40 bullshit instead of my customized station or any one of the "genre" stations I might click on?

[bilmore]

Originally posted by soup sandwich
True, but I do know what card is in my hand (how else could I have flipped 50 non-ace of spade cards over) as well as what card is in your hand, just as Monty knows where the car is.

If you do know what card is in your hand, and it isn't the ace of spades, then the chances that the one remaining card is are 52/52.

The canard in all of these accounts lies in the knowing serial discounting. You no longer have a valid chained probability equation. They are all separate, unconnected scenarios.

Oops. I mean, um, multiple vibrators are good.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I had a dream about you, Not Bob, last night. The details are fuzzy, but I remember being disappointed to learm that Podunkville is really Covington, KY. Bevause to me, Podunkville lies in upstate new york (despite the piggly wiggly thing)

Covington has a sweet Mardi Gras parade.

[soup sandwich]

Originally posted by bilmore
If you do know what card is in your hand, and it isn't the ace of spades, then the chances that the one remaining card is are 52/52.

The canard in all of these accounts lies in the knowing serial discounting. You no longer have a valid chained probability equation. They are all separate, unconnected scenarios.

Oops. I mean, um, multiple vibrators are good.

I think we're talking past each other.

I know which of the 52 is the ace of spades.
You, who does not know which card is the ace of spades, choose a card. Your chances are 1/52 of it being the ace of spades.

I, who knows where the ace of spades is, remove 50 cards and declare that the ace of spades is either your card or the one last face down card.

The odds of your card being the ace of spades remain 1/52. The odds of the other card being the ace of spades is 51/52.

The odds of multiple vibrators being good are 52/52.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Neve did Wild Things with Denise Richards, who looks like a bobble head doll.

You are on fucking crack:

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=denise+richards/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=145e4hj25/EXP=1116528622/*-http%3A//www.timeformovies.com/GallerieFotografiche/Denise%20Richards%20Galley/vario/images/Denise_Richards_327.JPG[/IMG]

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by soup sandwich
The odds of multiple vibrators being good are 52/52.

I think you may actually mean 104/52, assuming, of course, we mean two of the same, as in RT's example.

[soup sandwich]

Originally posted by spookyfish
I think you may actually mean 104/52, assuming of course, we mean two of the same, as in RT's example.

I think we're talking past each other.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

I have a date tonight and my manicure is chipping. Damn. Do men notice these things?

I realize this is an inane question, but it concerns me and my mind has recently turned to mush.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have a date tonight and my manicure is chipping. Damn. Do men notice these things?

I realize this is an inane question, but it concerns me and my mind has recently turned to mush.

It depends. Are you a scratcher?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Entertainment Weekly Review of Chaotic.

Mr Man called this last night. Hopefully she avoids the pedophilia at least.

And after I post this, I will step away from the Britney Spears for the day. Avatar up for grabs! Chef?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Sebby could tell this guy that they're actually the same thing:

Hobo: Shit, I'm jus' tryin' ta get me some pussy and a beef sandwich.

--Union Square

from overheardinnewyork.com

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by spookyfish
It depends. Are you a scratcher?

more of a clawer. But I'm not having sex tonight.

Anyone want to lay odds on my keeping true to this statement?

[dtb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
more of a clawer. But I'm not having sex tonight.

Anyone want to lay odds on my keeping true to this statement?

Heh heh. You said "lay".




ETA: And excellent use of the possessive with a gerund!