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04-21-2006, 02:36 PM
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#1651
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Dilemma
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If it were a male boss, would the ejaculation into the coffee routine even have come up (sts)?
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If it were a male boss, I'd have suggested ejaculating in his face. That wouldn't work so much with a female boss, because, you know, chicks dig that kind of thing.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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04-21-2006, 02:38 PM
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#1652
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Dilemma
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I have it on good authority that golden showers are very 2003.
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"Hey Ya" was still on the charts when I administered my last, and I was pushing it then.
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04-21-2006, 02:39 PM
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#1653
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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It's not that I don't like fat people...
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
AoN, Johnny Marr has apparently been living in these parts of late, helping out on the new Modest Mouse album. Don't know if he's gotten any blowjobs while he's been here. I'd guess he has.
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I try, but I can't enjoy the Modest Mouse. Sounds grating to me for some reason.
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04-21-2006, 02:47 PM
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#1654
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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Dilemma
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
"Hey Ya" was still on the charts when I administered my last, and I was pushing it then.
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Administer? Did you put it on your resume? Have you managed and/or overseen numerous donkey punches?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-21-2006, 02:48 PM
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#1655
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Dilemma
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
"Hey Ya" was still on the charts when I administered my last, and I was pushing it then.
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That song still rocks, especially when coupled with video of some of the greatest Celtic goals of all time, which can be found at the current URL address in my signature below.
How much love do I have for all of you, huh? How much? Too much, that's how much. This love is killing me. |
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04-21-2006, 02:49 PM
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#1656
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Cruise's soapbox
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Question: has Cruise's career been permanently damaged by his recent insanity? Or am I giving Americans too much credit?
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1. R. Kelly still has a career. If he can, so can Cruise.
2. Cruise is too big and has too much power. He produces his own movies, so it's not like he's not going to get hired anymore. I guess we'll see what happens with the next Mission Impossible. If it makes $2-300 mil, he's never going to go away.
3. But if he is damaged, who steps in to take his place? Will Smith? Who else has that kind of drawing power?
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04-21-2006, 02:51 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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It's not that I don't like fat people...
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I think we should kill all fat people.
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But how?
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04-21-2006, 02:52 PM
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#1658
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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It's not that I don't like fat people...
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
You might as well start posting on the LWK board, champ.
You're done. See ya.
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Some of us managed to find a second wind.
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04-21-2006, 03:01 PM
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#1659
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Dilemma
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If it were a male boss, would the ejaculation into the coffee routine even have come up (sts)?
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Probably not, but why would this matter? If it's a guy, you'd have to do it secretly and inject into his boston creme donut (that didn't sound right). If it's a woman, she might drink it right in front of you.*
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04-21-2006, 03:10 PM
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#1660
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Cruise's soapbox
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
1. R. Kelly still has a career. If he can, so can Cruise.
2. Cruise is too big and has too much power. He produces his own movies, so it's not like he's not going to get hired anymore. I guess we'll see what happens with the next Mission Impossible. If it makes $2-300 mil, he's never going to go away.
3. But if he is damaged, who steps in to take his place? Will Smith? Who else has that kind of drawing power?
TM
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I agree with you, but I don't agree with the R. Kelly comparison. R. Kelly is a dirtbag. Dirtbags get second chances all of the time. Tom Cruise is certifiably insane.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-21-2006, 03:28 PM
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#1661
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,838
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Cruise's soapbox
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I agree with you, but I don't agree with the R. Kelly comparison. R. Kelly is a dirtbag. Dirtbags get second chances all of the time. Tom Cruise is certifiably insane.
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In happier, more innocent times:
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04-21-2006, 03:30 PM
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#1662
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,120
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I just
want to party all the time,
party all the time,
party all the time.
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Boogers!
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04-21-2006, 03:35 PM
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#1663
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,231
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Cruise's soapbox
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I agree with you, but I don't agree with the R. Kelly comparison. R. Kelly is a dirtbag. Dirtbags get second chances all of the time. Tom Cruise is certifiably insane.
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The test is, who would you rather have a drink with? I'd have a drink with R Kelly.
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04-21-2006, 03:37 PM
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#1664
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Cruise's soapbox
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The test is, who would you rather have a drink with? I'd have a drink with R Kelly.
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But as was discussed earlier, "having a drink" with R. Kelly is soooo 2003. The test gets tricky. |
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04-21-2006, 03:54 PM
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#1665
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Dilemma
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
"Hey Ya" was still on the charts when I administered my last, and I was pushing it then.
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Was this due to the prostatitis?
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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