Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by blueballs
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Speaking of embarrassments, anyone else see where the makers of Nutella chocolate spread have dropped Kobe Bryant because of the rape thing?

(1) Isn't Nutella Italian?

(2) Didn't they invent mistresses and general man-whoring?

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
(1) Isn't Nutella Italian?

(2) Didn't they invent mistresses and general man-whoring?

You are Italian, cutie, you tell me. I am available for mistressing if you are over six feet tall and have the curly black man leg hair under controk. And you leave the short shorts in chicago with Jesus.

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
thats good bc I am developing a girlcrush on you.

Keep your hands off my Muffin...

and of course you know that my immigrants comment is tounge in cheek...

...you xenophobe.

not7yS

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That is why it's so great being both Canadian and an immigrant. No one ever makes fun of us.

Isn't it time for you to go feed the border chickens?

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I didnt know the subaru outback came in desert.

Ooh you wound me with your lesbian stereotypes


Edited to say there is in fact a lesbian with whom I work who drives a subaru outback. It seems like a nice enough car I guess, but I don't get the attraction.

The lesbian car of the 90s was the Saab. I'm not really sure what it is now though. Do you know Idle?

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Keep your hands off my Muffin...

Perhaps we can do a double bill with the SD blowjob show. You and me compete for Abba. Except that I dont like the muff. I may have to default on that one- thanks for remeinding me of it. Plus she probably washes it with Suave,.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
(1) Isn't Nutella Italian?

(2) Didn't they invent mistresses and general man-whoring?

I think Nutella probably dropped him b/c of the adultery + rape charge. I very very much doubt that Nutella would drop him if it just came out that he cheated on his wife. It shouldn't work that way - i.e. lose endorsements just because of allegations, but it would be naive to think that it wouldn't happen.

[blueballs]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
(1) Isn't Nutella Italian?

(2) Didn't they invent mistresses and general man-whoring?

Sponsorship's can be tenuous and given and taken at the whims of brand managers and corporations, despite those manager's sexual proclivities.

I'm sure Kobe and his agent knew this. Anything that reflects badly upon the brand is a death sentence for the athlete cum product shill. Bottom line is that if he had kept his willy out of the girl's nutella, he wouldn't be in this situation.

On the other hand, Krusty the Klown bounced back from being charged with robbing the Quik-E-Mart, so there's still hope for Kobe.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
My favorite retort to "it keeps my kid safe" is "I hope your kid is permanently traumatized when your rEEEEEEEdiculously large vehicle hits the normal sedan the kid's best friend is in, and the best friend is squished into roadkill in front of your kid."

Will you two shut the fuck up about it already?

Thurgreed(get a PM room already)Marshall

[NotFromHere]

OK, bumper stickers is one thing, arson is another.

$20 million fire tied to eco-militants. SAN DIEGO, Aug. 4 — Dozens of investigators on Monday were probing a $20 million arson that appears to be the work of the Earth Liberation Front. If front activists are responsible, it would be the costliest attack ever by environmental extremists. THE FIRE early Friday leveled a 200-unit condominium complex that was under construction in what had been a scenic canyon with nearby wetlands.
A 12-foot hand-painted banner found on the scene read: “If you build it — we will burn it — the ELF’s are mad.”
The San Diego Union-Tribune newspaper reported it had received an e-mail from the ELF claiming responsibility.
burn

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by blueballs
athlete cum product

I'm not buying this. I don't care who endorses it.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Anything that reflects badly upon the brand is a death sentence for the athlete cum product shill.

How familiar with athlete cum products do you have to be before you qualify as an athlete cum product shill? It sounds like an interesting career choice.


edited to note that Coltrane sucks because he got there before I did.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Will you two shut the fuck up about it already?

Thurgreed(get a PM room already)Marshall

Oh, go drive your SUV over your kid's best friend (remember to reverse over and back -- see Houston dentist's wife for technique) and shut the fuck up yourself. And I already have a premenstrual room, thank you very much.

I cant decide between that Slimfast (oh yes you can can yes you can can) or the one with the Journey song. They almost make me want to get Tivo except that would mean I wuld be a ultra tv watching sloth (natch, francis)

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Perhaps we can do a double bill with the SD blowjob show. You and me compete for Abba. Except that I dont like the muff. I may have to default on that one- thanks for remeinding me of it. Plus she probably washes it with Suave,.

I am flattered by the crush. However, two things:

1. ABBA is all caps. Thank you.
2. I do not have a muff. I have had varying designs over the years (from schoolgirl to two-finger strip to Hitler), but have been sans muff for the past five or so years. Wouldn't want any troubles with the tongue ring getting caught you know.