Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
What, you didn't get in?

I prefer to slum it.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bilmore
You still think I'm a guy, don't you? Or, are you whiffing on purpose?

No, you're clearly a penguin who has acquired the knowledge and skill to communicate with humans via the World Wide Web, officially making you the most intelligent penquin in the world since:

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
From what you were telling us earlier, i thought this might be you with some of your ideal partners

Don't forget this

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Mom always liked him best.

[Hank Chinaski]

another reason why guys can't get anal off their minds.....

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by bilmore
Mom always liked him best.

Yeah, but that's because you've got a horse nose. Or a penis nose. can't decide which.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
True dat.



Now there's a woman who can bury a nail.

I always like the first chick on the show. Although her follow-up show sucked. I didn't think he deserved to take the good show from her. But I admit that I have no idea as to the ins and outs of what happened to their hosting (or otherwise) arrangement. Robin (I think that is your picture person) has always bugged me. I hate change.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
another reason why guys can't get anal off their minds.....

That's the best thing you've ever posted.

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

[i]Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?


So, what percentage do you guys/gals think?

Drop dead gorgeous - 5%

Really fucking hot - 10%

Exotic (not perfect, but unique in a hot way) - 10%

Great body, bad face - 25%

Great face, bad body - 20%

Average looking (neither hot nor ugly on the whole) - 15%

Unattractive - 7%

Fucked up looking (not really classically 'ugly' - more freakish) - 3%

Classically ugly - 5%

The fucked up thing is I see tons of people who, but for one glaring massive flaw, could be really attractive. Sometimes they get made over and hit the gym and you see them years later and say "Damn, she looks fucking great." This usually doesn't happen for guys. Most guys seem to age into fatness, baldness and slovenliness.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Finally, a topic that allows me to bring the conversation back around to American Idol. Here is my favorite butch babe contestant in American Idol:





She is spunky, but I'm concerned that she might not actually qualify as a "babe." Leagl?

I only know this - she needs to see a dentist and a hairstylist immediately. There's some queer eye for the queer chick needed badly there.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Drop dead gorgeous - 5%

Really fucking hot - 10%

Exotic (not perfect, but unique in a hot way) - 10%

Great body, bad face - 25%

Great face, bad body - 20%

Average looking (neither hot nor ugly on the whole) - 15%

Unattractive - 7%

Fucked up looking (not really classically 'ugly' - more freakish) - 3%

Classically ugly - 5%

The fucked up thing is I see tons of people who, but for one glaring massive flaw, could be really attractive. Sometimes they get made over and hit the gym and you see them years later and say "Damn, she looks fucking great." This usually doesn't happen for guys. Most guys seem to age into fatness, baldness and slovenliness.

50% of unattractiveness comes from being overweight. The girls (and guys for that matter) in South America aren't better looking b/c they're more physically gifted* than the girls here, they're just all relatively thin.

*exception: both the men and women can out-dance us. All of us: whites, blacks, etc. But I think this is more of a cultural thing as well - it's uncool for guys to dance in the U.S. It's very cool in SA.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I would agree. About the short thing (this is the land where a tall woman can feel like a king), and the LA thing. Although for non-plastic beauty, I think NY tops LA (not too sure about how the rest of the country compares since I have not been to too many places in it).

NY chicks are sexier because most them come with brains, but for tone-ness and sheer physical make-your-eye-pop-out-of-your-head hotness, LA wins.

But I still think the slinky European chicks are the hottest. A warm Spring day in Paris made my head turn a hell of a lot more than LA or NYC ever did. Then again, maybe that was just a lucky day...

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
50% of unattractiveness comes from being overweight. The girls (and guys for that matter) in South America aren't better looking b/c they more physically gifted* than the girls here, they're just all relatively thin.

*exception: both the men and women can out-dance us. All of us: whites, blacks, etc. But I think this is more of a cultural thing as well - it's uncool for guys to dance in the U.S. It's very cool in SA.

Dancing isn't cool? Fuck. Please tell my wife. I can't learn steps to save my ass. I can fake some swing dancing and do slow wedding dance bullshit, but when I have to dance apart from my partner, I'm a mess. I default into the white guy shuffle, which just sucks.

If I could have danced, I'm convinced I'd have gotten multiples more ass in my life. Every chick I know thinks its incredibly sexy to have a man who can dance. Hell, just knowing how to spin and dip a chick is usually enough to at least impress a girl a little.

Whatever gets you laid is cool, so anyone who tells you dancing isn't cool has his head up his ass.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
50% of unattractiveness comes from being overweight. The girls (and guys for that matter) in South America aren't better looking b/c they're more physically gifted* than the girls here, they're just all relatively thin.

*exception: both the men and women can out-dance us. All of us: whites, blacks, etc. But I think this is more of a cultural thing as well - it's uncool for guys to dance in the U.S. It's very cool in SA.

Disagree. Maybe some of it is weight, but there is also the latino/latina thing that does (I think) result in all around better looks than many of the people in the US. The melting pot didn't necessarily start us all off with the best looking genes. Of course this could be related to my overall tall/dark/handsome "type" that is non-negotiable.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dancing isn't cool? Fuck. Please tell my wife. I can't learn steps to save my ass. I can fake some swing dancing and do slow wedding dance bullshit, but when I have to dance apart from my partner, I'm a mess. I default into the white guy shuffle, which just sucks.

If I could have danced, I'm convinced I'd have gotten multiples more ass in my life. Every chick I know thinks its incredibly sexy to have a man who can dance. Hell, just knowing how to spin and dip a chick is usually enough to at least impress a girl a little.

Whatever gets you laid is cool, so anyone who tells you dancing isn't cool has his head up his ass.

I didn't say I thought dancing was uncool. Clarification: the majority of American men think that they'll be thought of as dorks by their friends if they dance. Not you. Not me. But Jim Bob and Dale. I'd love to be able to dance like a Latin man.