Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Can't I have a boyfriend and a husband.

yes.

A lot of people collect "vintage" lunchboxes.

sure. but are those people dateable? a lot of people dress up like vulcans or learn Klingon (sorry, ds) and stalk old Star Trek actors too.

He has a wall with them on display.

this is not building his case for normalcy.

Chef has seen them.

so?

I think he uses them in lieu of, and not to hide, porno as he REALLY wanted the Little House on the Prairie, Bionic Woman and Charlie's Angels lunchboxes. Of course, the Munsters is his favorite, i think, so who really knows. Actually, he loves the Land of the Lost Lunchbox a lot too.

he was going to whack off to a LHotP lunchbox? this is so disturbing.

[dtb]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
DTB, dear, doesn't your little book tell you not to end sentences in prepositions?

No, no, no. That is grammar, not punctuation. Besides, there is no rule that says you cannot end a sentence with a preposition. (See? I just did!) It is a convention, not a rule.

Punctuation is even more slippery, as much of it is a matter of taste, as opposed to "right" or "wrong". The Oxford comma, using an apostrophe in the plural form of capitalized abbreviations -- e.g., DVD's, and putting the punctuation mark inside or outside the quotes are all matters of style and preference, not right or wrong.

However, that is not to say that it is some sort of free-for-all. It is never appropriate, for example to put an apostrophe in the word "its" when you are using the possessive form of "it", nor is it ever acceptable to leave it out of "it's" when you mean "it is".

See? Fascinating!

[dtb]

Originally posted by mmm3587
It probably had to do with me, and you felt guilty about all the mind-blowing adulterous sex that was had. It's fine to fantasize about me when we both know it would never happen; I don't have time for another friend of that type in Gotham. Feeling unease and guilt about it is fine, too. It just means that you love your husband and your kids very much, which is a good thing. But you are still allowed to fantasize about our mid-Spring chilly roof deck surrounded by gargoyles stabbing sessions. I will put my hands over your breasts so that they don't get too cold.

Somehow, this sentiment would have been a lot less, um..., unsettling if your avatar were still a picture of that handsome dude.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
so?

I noted the fact that Chef had seen them for the soul purpose that if someone wanted this lunchbox collection explained (either how lame or cool they may be) that there was someone else on this board who could provide non lunchboxcollector's girlfriend feedback on the merits (or lack of) to the collection.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by AnotherSarcasticSock
This one is only 5 questions and is therefore very easy.

http://maddox.xmission.com/personality.html

I love that guy's website. His brand of cynicism makes TM look tame.

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I noted the fact that Chef had seen them for the soul purpose that if someone wanted this lunchbox collection explained (either how lame or cool they may be) that there was someone else on this board who could provide non lunchboxcollector's girlfriend feedback on the merits (or lack of) to the collection.

cite please

[dtb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Come on, man, hand of god. Mexico City.

Uh..., dude? The World Cup was played in Espain in 1982. I was there, man!

(Unless "Mexico City" is meant to refer to something other than the location of a World Cup game; in which case, never mind.)

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
cite please

So anyway, if any of you are holding on to your vintage Kiss lunchbox, please dust it off and ship it to me.

SunnyBunny

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
What is that?

On a related note, my neighbor slipped a note under my door yesterday asking me to kindly not play my flute between the hours of 6:00 and 7:00 am. She is pretty hot. Should I fuck her?

Beat the bitch to death with the flute and dump her body in a swamp in Jersey.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
So anyway, if any of you are holding on to your vintage Kiss lunchbox, please dust it off and ship it to me.

SunnyBunny

I promise to put in on the shelf next to the Bee Gees lunchbox and lovingly dust it from time-to-time.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
he was going to whack off to a LHotP lunchbox? this is so disturbing.

Depends. If its this one, yes.



Dogs and young kids should not be in your materials.

But there are some that are quite erotic, particularly if you can wedge in the vulnerability of a really pretty blind blonde/blue, and imagine that she, being blind, could overlook your physical short-comings, and couldn't see all your lunch box collections, and just, for a few moments, really, really believe she's there.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Depends. If its this one, yes.



Dogs and young kids should not be in your materials.

But there are some that are quite erotic, particularly if you can wedge in the vulnerability of a really pretty blind blonde/blue, and imagine that she, being blind, could overlook your physical short-comings, and couldn't see all your lunch box collections, and just, for a few moments, really, really believe she's there.

Yup. that's it. that's the one. two sides of the same lunchbox.

[dtb]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I noted the fact that Chef had seen them for the soul purpose ...

Oh sunny, sunny, sunny... [Sorry RP, I know the ellipses are totally turning you off, but they are meant to convey a sort of dejected sigh, as if I were saying that bit out loud -- sort of like a stage direction, if you will.]

Soul means (i) that ethereal quality inside each of us that goes to Heaven (or whatever -- you get my drift) or (ii) groovy music from the 70's (see, e.g., Soul Train -- I was always so pissed when that came on, because it meant my Saturday-morning, cartoon-watching marathon was over.)

Sole means "only".

(I don't mean to pick on only you, because lord knows you're not the only offender, but you seem to take my helpful suggestions in stride and in the spirit in which they are intended, so, there it is. I'll stop now. Probably.)

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Yup. that's it. that's the one. two sides of the same lunchbox.

I did not think it was possible, but yep, you folks have done it.

Can we please go back to talking about taxes? That was preferable to this....

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by dtb
Oh sunny, sunny, sunny... [Sorry RP, I know the ellipses are totally turning you off, but they are meant to convey a sort of dejected sigh, as if I were saying that bit out loud -- sort of like a stage direction, if you will.]

Soul means (i) that ethereal quality inside each of us that goes to Heaven (or whatever -- you get my drift) or (ii) groovy music from the 70's (see, e.g., Soul Train -- I was always so pissed when that came on, because it meant my Saturday-morning, cartoon-watching marathon was over.)

Sole means "only".

(I don't mean to pick on only you, because lord knows you're not the only offender, but you seem to take my helpful suggestions in stride and in the spirit in which they are intended, so, there it is. I'll stop now. Probably.)

Very sloppy on my part DTB; i'll try harder to review my message next time. Sorry.