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03-02-2005, 05:11 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Since my intelligence or lack thereof is open forum today
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Is the hot plate plugged in?
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Silly fool, plugs would defeat the whole hot plate process.
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03-02-2005, 05:11 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
And she looks good naked.
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Indeed.
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03-02-2005, 05:12 PM
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#1668
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I gotta dissent. I still like tagging my wife. Its a good gig. It's a like a set of old school blade irons. Sure, Pings are nice, but once you've got the swing down with the blades, it doesn't get any better.
And she looks good naked.
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Hey sebby - do you think your wife is hot, because it's not entirely clear from your posts? Thanks.
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03-02-2005, 05:12 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I gotta dissent. I still like tagging my wife. Its a good gig. It's a like a set of old school blade irons. Sure, Pings are nice, but once you've got the swing down with the blades, it doesn't get any better.
And she looks good naked.
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Hell, I am still tagging the ex-Mr. Kiss and he looks good naked. This has no bearing on the fact that I like to fuck other people too. |
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03-02-2005, 05:12 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Since my intelligence or lack thereof is open forum today
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
A felch performed with vibrator assistance.
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Dude, your dictionary is as gummed up as your brain. Check Urbandictionary.com
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03-02-2005, 05:13 PM
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
She doesn't buy
a) that someone would be so whorish as to slip their hand down a veritable stranger's pants, mid date, probably in public.
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Are you kidding? I've received head while standing at the bar. |
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03-02-2005, 05:13 PM
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I gotta dissent. I still like tagging my wife.
And she looks good naked.
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2. Or in a that red crotchless Teddie she likes to wear. |
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03-02-2005, 05:14 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Are you kidding? I've received head while standing at the bar.
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You weren't supposed to tell anybody about this. |
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03-02-2005, 05:14 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Choose your own response!
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I gotta dissent. I still like tagging my wife. Its a good gig. It's a like a set of old school blade irons. Sure, Pings are nice, but once you've got the swing down with the blades, it doesn't get any better.
And she looks good naked.
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(1) Mrs. Dangerfield is like a set of Ben Hogans? You are such a romantic; or
(2) I still like tagging your wife, too.
eta: Tightly wound and Not Fast on the draw. I am a mess -- it's a wonder I haven't kicked it yet.
Last edited by Not Bob; 03-02-2005 at 05:17 PM..
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03-02-2005, 05:15 PM
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#1675
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Since my intelligence or lack thereof is open forum today
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, your dictionary is as gummed up as your brain. Check Urbandictionary.com
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I looked it up and that has to be the most disgusting thing ever.
People actually DO that? Gross.
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03-02-2005, 05:15 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Vocabulary Word For The Day
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Okay, you smarty-pantses might already know this one, but I had to look it up as a result of a personal e-mail today. Fucking Harvard people with their fifty cent words in normal conversation.
erstwhile:
adv.
In the past; at a former time; formerly.
adj.
Former: our erstwhile companions.
Used in a sentence: I'm sorry that I will be dateless, having recently moved out of my own condo (temporarily) while my erstwhile girlfriend finds a new home.
Fucking Harvard people. What is so wrong with ex-girlfriend? Fuck you, Hank.
ncs
HVCC '91, Correspondence Law Degree '95
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I would think they would use "whilst" rather than "while" in the example sentence. Assuming they really really want to sound like DS.
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03-02-2005, 05:16 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by rumpelmints
2. Or in a that red crotchless Teddie she likes to wear.
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Well, she doesn't wear that when we're doing PTs. That thing is expensive.
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03-02-2005, 05:18 PM
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Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It's Ironweed?
Damn.
Who wants to buy some Canadian cigarettes?
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However, reports of my being assigned to an emergency response to a politically-driven investigation are right on the money. Death might be preferable.
But you better not be peddling those ciggies on the street corner when I find you. |
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03-02-2005, 05:18 PM
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Quote:
Originally posted by rumpelmints
2. Or in a that red crotchless Teddie she likes to wear.
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Was this a slip up, or are you still trying to convince yourself that you've retired?
Because nobody else is buying it.
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03-02-2005, 05:21 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Since my intelligence or lack thereof is open forum today
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, your dictionary is as gummed up as your brain. Check Urbandictionary.com
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Can you still do the Hot Plate on demand like when you were a young guy, or do you need to take a pill?
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