The New And Improved Fashion Board

[Spanky]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
No, you are stupid. Didn't you read TM's posts?

I just reviewed it. I didn't use the word Stupid once. TM used the word a lot but I was referring to my post. So when I said I didn't use the word once in that particular post I was correct.

Am I missing something here? If he calls me stupid does that make my argument less persuasive or cogent if I don't call him stupid back? Does that make me stupid if I decide to stop the name calling?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Okay, since no one else asked, I have to: What qualifies as a pretty vagina?

Vaginas generally I feel are not "pretty" by nature. the labia and folds can look kinda wrinkly and odd but apparantly some are fuglier than most.

One of the girls at work told me MAC has a spray that sets makeup has anyone used this??

And does mineral makeup work?>

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do you like hippies (the very active, non-stoner kind)? I will be visiting hippies.

I love hippies!

Oh, wait. "Non-stoner kind"??? Non-stoner hippies? What kind of fucked up country is Sweden that they have non-stoner hippies? I'm cool with the very active thing. They don't need to be like the Brad Pitt character in True Romance, sitting on a couch and smoking from a honey bear bong all day. But can't they have a few tokes before they go climbing up their mountain or before going on the cross country skiing expedition or whatever very active hippies do in Sweden?

Anyhoo, you work on this little problem and then maybe . . . maybe . . . I'll be joining you in Sweden to visit your very active hippie friends.

[nononono]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Vaginas generally I feel are not "pretty" by nature. the labia and folds can look kinda wrinkly and odd but apparantly some are fuglier than most.

Dissent. But really, I was going to say something about Georgia O'Keefe and stumbled upon this in my google search (the caption is the thing): (sfw)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/solea/15813227/

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Vaginas generally I feel are not "pretty" by nature. the labia and folds can look kinda wrinkly and odd but apparantly some are fuglier than most.

One of the girls at work told me MAC has a spray that sets makeup has anyone used this??

And does mineral makeup work?>

If you don't feel your vagina is pretty by nature, no amount of makeup is going to help.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by nononono
Dissent. But really, I was going to say something about Georgia O'Keefe and stumbled upon this in my google search (the caption is the thing): (sfw)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/solea/15813227/

Part of what makes Georgia O'Keefe's massive vaginas beautiful are the colors. I think more vaginas should have those bright, clear pastel colors. What do people like to use to paint vaginas?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Part of what makes Georgia O'Keefe's massive vaginas beautiful are the colors. I think more vaginas should have those bright, clear pastel colors. What do people like to use to paint vaginas?

MAC makeup. They have beautiful pastels.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I love hippies!

Oh, wait. "Non-stoner kind"??? Non-stoner hippies? What kind of fucked up country is Sweden that they have non-stoner hippies? I'm cool with the very active thing. They don't need to be like the Brad Pitt character in True Romance, sitting on a couch and smoking from a honey bear bong all day. But can't they have a few tokes before they go climbing up their mountain or before going on the cross country skiing expedition or whatever very active hippies do in Sweden?

Anyhoo, you work on this little problem and then maybe . . . maybe . . . I'll be joining you in Sweden to visit your very active hippie freinds.

Jeez, what are you, stupid? I said they weren't stoners. I never said they didn't enjoy the occasional toke. What kind of fucked up state is Minnesota where they don't know the difference b/w "stoner" and "casual pot smoker"? Did you have vaginal ejaculate in your eyes when you posted this?

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
If you don't feel your vagina is pretty by nature, no amount of makeup is going to help.

What about plastic surgery?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
If you don't feel your vagina is pretty by nature, no amount of makeup is going to help.

I suppose she could skip over the makeup part and go directly to bleaching her asshole.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
What about plastic surgery?

they have vaginal rejuvination here in NY. swear to god, tightening and labia resculpturing.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
they have vaginal rejuvination here in NY. swear to god, tightening and labia resculpturing.

Oh my god, I thought Sparklehorse was just making that crazy shit up!! I've got to move to a higher-octane city so I can keep on top of these things.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
2. I am thinking of subsribing to The Week, which summarizes the stories that appeared in other periodicals over the course of, you guessed it, a week. The sad thing is that I want to do this to improve my awareness of current events.

My in laws' On Demand was not working on the Friday after Thanksgiving, so I watched Dateline. When did Dateline become all about wife-murdering husbands with secret online sex lives, and people who die on cruises?

Actually, you caught Dateline on one of the rare occasions when they weren't all about trolling for child molesters online and then confronting them in a face-to-face when they show up for a "playdate."

One of their trappees recently killed himself rather than surrender to police. A prosecutor in Texas, I believe. Now, don't get me wrong, I have no pity or sympathy for those who would prey on children, and perhaps the suicide did the state a favor by saving the cost of a trial and lifelong imprisonment. But it really gets quite tiresome as television "journalism."

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Jeez, what are you, stupid? I said they weren't stoners. I never said they didn't enjoy the occasional toke. What kind of fucked up state is Minnesota where they don't know the difference b/w "stoner" and "casual pot smoker"? Did you have vaginal ejaculate in your eyes when you posted this?

Actually, I did have vaginal discharge squirting in my eyes at the very moment I posted. ABBA is on a bit of an E binge. But although the eyefuls of vaginal release (in combination with the loud moaning and enthusiastic licking of my penis) tended to be a bit distracting, I do not use this as an excuse. I should have paid more attention to your post and read your words more carefully. I did not, and to the extent my carelessness will have have a negative prospective effect on the Board's Newber retention and attraction efforts, I guess that is something I am going to have to live with for the rest of my life.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
If folks squirt on E, then yes, of course.

Why are guys so big on this?

This relates to rp's thing about the guy thinking he was a god, but he wasn't.