Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
more of a clawer. But I'm not having sex tonight.

Anyone want to lay odds on my keeping true to this statement?

Then, yes. (To both questions).

[robustpuppy]

Jessica Cutler is being sued by one of the multitude:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0517051blog1.html

"At the time of his relationshp with Cutler, Plaintiff did not know that Cutler was simultaneously engaged in sexual relationships with another man, let alone with five other men, and let alone that she was prostituting herself to some of them; and Plaintiff did not know that Cutler was recording the details of her relationship with Plaintiff on a public weblog, making those details available to the public."

That must have been a fun complaint to write.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You are on fucking crack:

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=denise+richards/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=145e4hj25/EXP=1116528622/*-http%3A//www.timeformovies.com/GallerieFotografiche/Denise%20Richards%20Galley/vario/images/Denise_Richards_327.JPG[/IMG]

I am embarrassed to remember this but Chef once described DR's fake TITS as being bad bc they looked like they had 25 pound barbells in them.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Thank you! I don't think he's gay. Not as sure about the metro.

It's only a tiny chip. But annoying.

He won't notice. You will obsess over it however. Unless you just let it go. This is why I don't polish my (finger) nails. They start to peel or crack within 48 hours of a manicure. I have no patience for this.

[dtb]

Originally posted by andViolins
I've broken bread with spooky and that FUCKER never gave me any cake.

Fucker.

Although he did buy the beer once.

aV

Wait a minute. spookyfish is a DUDE? Well, that explains a lot.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
And after I post this, I will step away from the Britney Spears for the day. Avatar up for grabs! Chef?

That iS Britney? She looks like a fifty year old woman. Get her some Restalyne.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
And after I post this, I will step away from the Britney Spears for the day. Avatar up for grabs! Chef?

I see a strange resemblance here to Jodi Foster.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
He won't notice. You will obsess over it however. Unless you just let it go. This is why I don't polish my (finger) nails. They start to peel or crack within 48 hours of a manicure. I have no patience for this.

And can someone explain why a good pedicure can last nearly four weeks without chipping -- just a little growing out? It can't be entirely due to wear and tear on the hands. Plus -- I can't stand the feel of polish on my nails, it feels heavy, and it dries them out.

(Yeah, I know, but it's better than statistics.)

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Who's trying to have an intervention here? Jesus, those things are only for hardcore addicts. You don't fire off one of those just because you saw some show on alcoholism and determined that "Tom's nightly martini is a sign of real trouble ahead."

You are going to love your extramarital fling with the Surfboard Bunny

ETA: I bought a bottle of 3, some club soda and some Roses, had a highball instead of wine, and I feel pretty good today. Now I know the sercret of funtional alcoholism. Yay!

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I see a strange resemblance here to Jodi Foster.

That's because you are the dumbest, and possibly the weirdest.

[pony_trekker]

Lieber Hilfe Schreibtisch:

Stellen Sie bitte aus einer Weise, das Nazispam von meinem Arbeit inbox zu blockieren dar. Ich erhalte 60 ein Tag. Und PS, obwohl Sie mich vom Verwenden meines Macpostkontos verboten haben, das freies Spam bleibt.


Herzlichst

pony_t

[dtb]

A petite woman who gets implants that make her a 34F ?!? Holy crap.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Lieber Hilfe Schreibtisch:

Stellen Sie bitte aus einer Weise, das Nazispam von meinem Arbeit inbox zu blockieren dar. Ich erhalte 60 ein Tag. Und PS, obwohl Sie mich vom Verwenden meines Macpostkontos verboten haben, das freies Spam bleibt.


Herzlichst

pony_t

Glad to know I wasn't the only one getting those, i.e., that it wasn't the German internet porn.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by dtb
A petite woman who gets implants that make her a 34F ?!? Holy crap.

It's a real classic look.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
That's because you are the dumbest, and possibly the weirdest.

Keep it up and someday you'll have a daughter reading to marry Kevin Federline to get away from you.