Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Why so angry?

My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't think Prince is shorter than a hobbit. I could be wrong though.

Even if he was, I'd still have sex with him. Not that this is relevant to the discussion at all. I'd even have a three-way with Bn'B (gratuitous man-pleasing reference)

OK, I'm down with the maple flavored slut, but I can't get on board with the little purple man. I used to think he was way sexxxxxy, but now I think he's just ick.

How about you and me and some hot hockey player? They are almost as good as lacrosse players.

(all gratuitous, all the time)

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
People have been saying the same thing for years to Celine Dion.

Are you with everyone's boyfriends? Including Dualit's?

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Not Me
Are you sure that I am not Penske? Actully, I just assume that every one of you are Penske. E/O, Leagle, can you confirm?

That you are not Penske or not_penske? I know you are not Penske, or at least, if you are Penske, you are using something to distort your IP address. On the other hand, I haven't looked to see if you are not_penske. I could check if you want.

But in the end, I have Not a Clue who you are.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by taxwonk
My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus.

Buck up, camper! Only two of those are cause for concern, and both can be remedied with over-the-counter medication and/or proper hygiene.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Are you with everyone's boyfriends? Including Dualit's?

Yes. The Oddman says hi. And not only do I have Dualit's boyfriend, but I have his boyfriend's dumped Asian girlfriend as well. And now, Bn'B and a hockey player and a lacrosse player for good measure.

It's shocking that I even have time to post, but I have to take breaks now and then. Maple-flavored goodness for everyone.

Originally posted by leagleaze
That you are not Penske or not_penske? I know you are not Penske, or at least, if you are Penske, you are using something to distort your IP address. On the other hand, I haven't looked to see if you are not_penske. I could check if you want.

But in the end, I have Not a Clue who you are.

Its new york doll and the IP thing changes bc nyd was unable to secure a steady gig when he graduated law school two years ago. so he always has a different IP address for each of his temp jobs. Which inevitably change bc he is nutso.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by taxwonk
My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus.

If I wasn't already thinking I should go back to my shoe signature line, I would steal this line.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes. The Oddman says hi. And not only do I have Dualit's boyfriend, but I have his boyfriend's dumped Asian girlfriend as well. And now, Bn'B and a hockey player and a lacrosse player for good measure.

It's shocking that I even have time to post, but I have to take breaks now and then. Maple-flavored goodness for everyone.

I think all of those "I"s should be "we"s if you have the oddman. Except maybe the second-to-last one, though if you've got Bn'B then I guess that would be "we" too.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I see NM as skinny skinny skinny, kinda like the character in Cats and Dogs who hadn't had any real food for like five years.

Himmler was the main race baiter and he was skinny. Goring was fat, but less racist
On the other Goring did wear women's underwear.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, Americans wear point collars, which are the uniform or accountants and guidance counselors everywhere. And Americans also tend to wear exclusively white or blue shirts with everything and buy their suits and shirts too big, which makes them look like a middle manager pulling an old suit out of the closet to accept some lifetime service award.

Pink, and Charles Tyrwhitt and some of the other English shirtmakers cut their shirts thin and offer spread collars, which is the only sort of dress shirt that really looks good with a suit (the tab collar is an abomination, the rounded collar is only acceptable if you're an NBA first round draft pick or Deion Sanders and the buttoned down collar is only apporporiately worn casually, sans tie... even if you're a blue blood like Dr. Dean).

Actually, point collars and buttondown collars look just fine on anyone with the confidence to not need the validation of GQ or Esquire. Spread collars are generally a bit too formal for everyday wear, unless they come in garish colors or stripes, in which case they are merely foppish. Brits get a pass on this rule, but only because simply the fact of being Brits makes them foppish by birth.

Spread collars are especially horrid on anybody with a rounder face, as the effect of a spread collar and a wide knot on the tie tends to make the unfortunate soul look like a balloon bobbing on a string.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes. The Oddman says hi. And not only do I have Dualit's boyfriend, but I have his boyfriend's dumped Asian girlfriend as well. And now, Bn'B and a hockey player and a lacrosse player for good measure.

It's shocking that I even have time to post, but I have to take breaks now and then. Maple-flavored goodness for everyone.

I can confirm she is with my boyfriend. Last week he arrived home from NY reeking of syrup, and now he is headed back up there for more abuse.

gwinky, this time not as many bruises, please? I want him to look alright in our holiday photos.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I can confirm she is with my boyfriend. Last week he arrived home from NY reeking of syrup, and now he is headed back up there for more abuse.

gwinky, this time not as many bruises, please? I want him to look alright in our holiday photos.

I would think she'd be cutting him so that he'd have sexy scars for her.

WHOA. It is all clear now.

But he should at least do a sponge-bath on the plane to get rid of the worst of the gwinky maple stickiness.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I can confirm she is with my boyfriend.

She is with my boyfriend too. The coke/crack/pot/heroin whore. And I loved him so.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
purple rain, purple rain

Kiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyy

Puckettttttttttttttttttttttt