More pie - Page 113

ThurgreedMarshall · 09-07-2006, 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You made my pussy spit diet coke again.

That's an improvement. Usually I make them shrivel up and slam shut.

TM

robustpuppy · 09-07-2006, 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That's an improvement. Usually I make them shrivel up and slam shut.

TM

Would you two take it off board already? You're making the rest of us sick.

ThurgreedMarshall · 09-07-2006, 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Would you two take it off board already? You're making the rest of us sick.

See?

TM

bold_n_brazen · 09-07-2006, 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
See?

TM

She's just jealous because you won't tell her she's pretty.

robustpuppy · 09-07-2006, 01:43 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
See?

TM

BTW, how did you make google do that?

robustpuppy · 09-07-2006, 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
She's just jealous because you won't tell her she's pretty.

He won't say it in front of you because he says you're insecure.

bold_n_brazen · 09-07-2006, 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
He won't say it in front of you because he says you're insecure.

You have pretty hair.

(God, I'm already tired of this. *sigh*)

patentparanyc · 09-07-2006, 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
He won't say it in front of you because he says you're insecure.

Ya think? duh

robustpuppy · 09-07-2006, 01:49 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
(God, I'm already tired of this. *sigh*)

You started it!

patentparanyc · 09-07-2006, 01:50 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You started it!

child. high school. ugh. Okay I am throwing in the towel on this one and not responding or getting into the fray on these types of posts because a) they bore me and 2) they are insipid.

ThurgreedMarshall · 09-07-2006, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
BTW, how did you make google do that?

They read this board.

TM

Shape Shifter · 09-07-2006, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You made my pussy spit diet coke again.

Why is there Diet Coke in your pussy?

robustpuppy · 09-07-2006, 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
child. high school. ugh. Okay I am throwing in the towel on this one and not responding or getting into the fray on these types of posts because a) they bore me and 2) they are insipid.

You are so good. You make me want to be a better woman. I am not going to respond either.

robustpuppy · 09-07-2006, 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why is there Diet Coke in your pussy?

Because TM doesn't drink coffee.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-07-2006, 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
To Whom It Applies;

Did 40 bother you? I am already sick of people asking me whether it feels different, or how I feel about it. I answer - truthfully - that I really don't notice or care because I am mentally arrested at 23 or 25 (and emotionally probably younger), and have a mental physical self-image that is also somewhat outdated, often to my surprise when I see pictures of myself.

But that's the fact. I don't feel that much more decrepit, mature, or wizened. And I expect I will feel the same in another ten years. Is it me? I know that I am unusual (read "freak") in many ways, but still I wonder whether I am that unusual.

And here's my newest example - I was watching the Daily Show "Global Edition" on CNN at a B&B in Ireland where I had a sink in my room, but the toilet in the hall, and Stewart randomly says "Sometimes You Just Have To Pee In The Sink." I was in the common room and could barely prevent myself from not losing it. Because it is so fucking true - and its not just me, its most men, but it doesn't get discussed - so each of us thinks we are the creep, the weirdo, the outlier, when it is actually that we are all stuck with our inner 19-year old who occasionally rises out of the hindbrain and says "Dude, that sink is just the right height, pee, and then run the water and no one in this sound-leaky building will know you did anything other than brush your teeth."

And we get an inner, secret, satisfying thrill from that. I just got away with peeing in the sink. I may be 40 in years, god-knows-what in body, but I am, and will always be, an adolescent in many ways.

LessinSF

I was at a wedding at a country club where a friend of mine is a member. The member wasn't at the wedding. I really wanted to shitbox his locker (I couldn't find it).

I'm 31 (not rubbing it in), and I was just talking to someone about my parents and their friends. My conclusion: they are just like me and my friends, except with more free time and money. That's the only difference. The men are 60-yr olds with 19-yr old maturity levels. The women are, of course, no more or less mature than they were at 28.

ETA: we'll be 19 until we die.