The New And Improved Fashion Board

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
they have vaginal rejuvination here in NY. swear to god, tightening and labia resculpturing.

One of the buildings on Sixth is decorated with really big balls.

[nononono]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Part of what makes Georgia O'Keefe's massive vaginas beautiful are the colors. I think more vaginas should have those bright, clear pastel colors. What do people like to use to paint vaginas?

Why, there are all kinds of things, if you use your imagination.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I've been busy with incredibly useless and stultifying meetings for the past day or so and so haven't had a chance to read the Spanky interchange (and I don't think I will). If he's become annoying on a ppnyc level, then I would be sorry that he's over here. If he's not, then I'm still moderately happy, I suppose.

I'd rather read the racism thread five times than do any more legal work.

[nononono]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why are guys so big on this?

This relates to rp's thing about the guy thinking he was a god, but he wasn't.

Because it's not all that common, isn't fakable (unless your non-stinky pee is used as a ruse), has a potentially strong visual/tactile effect and overall feels like something extra-special has been done that makes a woman lose control. Nevermind that it doesn't necessarily correlate directly with the biggest orgasms.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
One of the buildings on Sixth is decorated with really big balls.

The one where they serve crabs and crayfish in the lobby? I've been itching to check that out...

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'd rather read the racism thread five times than do any more legal work.

I would drown myself in a bucket of vaginal discharge before I read the racism thread even once.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The one where they serve crabs and crayfish in the lobby? I've been itching to check that out...

An STD joke? "Itching to check that out"? Is this what passes for humor with you these days? What the fuck has happened to you? Did you stop smoking pot or something?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by nononono
Because it's not all that common, isn't fakable (unless your non-stinky pee is used as a ruse), has a potentially strong visual/tactile effect and overall feels like something extra-special has been done that makes a woman lose control. Nevermind that it doesn't necessarily correlate directly with the biggest orgasms.

Or with one at all.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by nononono
Because it's not all that common, isn't fakable (unless your non-stinky pee is used as a ruse), has a potentially strong visual/tactile effect and overall feels like something extra-special has been done that makes a woman lose control. Nevermind that it doesn't necessarily correlate directly with the biggest orgasms.

I meant to be asking Slave, who is kind of a slut. Or was.

Or at least asking a guy.

I guess I should have phrased differently.

The guy I know who is really into it is not very bright/articulate by the standards of this board. And, to be fair, is younger than I think anyone on here -- so maybe it's partially immaturity.

[nononono]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Or with one at all.

Good point.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Actually, I did have vaginal discharge squirting in my eyes at the very moment I posted. ABBA is on a bit of an E binge. But although the eyefuls of vaginal release (in combination with the loud moaning and enthusiastic licking of my penis) tended to be a bit distracting, I do not use this as an excuse. I should have paid more attention to your post and read your words more carefully. I did not, and to the extent my carelessness will have have a negative prospective effect on the Board's Newber retention and attraction efforts, I guess that is something I am going to have to live with for the rest of my life.

But are you sorry?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I would drown myself in a bucket of vaginal discharge before I read the racism thread even once.

In theory, that's tasty...

But the MSG makes me break out.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
An STD joke? "Itching to check that out"? Is this what passes for humor with you these days? What the fuck has happened to you? Did you stop smoking pot or something?

Warm.

Here's a hint... It's even dumber.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
In theory, that's tasty...

But the MSG makes me break out.

It's Chinese discharge? wtf?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by nononono
I once received a standing ovation for it. God was not involved, however. To my knowledge, anyway.

Nobody likes a showoff, Missy.