Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Fugee
WWLD is a woman? (For all I knew it was another Penske sock.)

And what makes you think it is not?

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Good question (although I feel like there are plenty of lesbians with good taste to whom I can't apply stupid, common stereotypes and frankly don't even know they're lesbians).

Here's another (not necessarily for you): Why did that lesbian who was working out next to me at the gym the other day have a full mustache? She bleached it, but it was Goose Gossage thick. She wasn't fooling anyone, but maybe she wasn't trying to. I don't get it.

TM

Just bc she is hairy don't make her gay. I have a friend who has a full on dark mustache who is straight. I know this bc I know her boyfriend of nine years, who she lives with. I have gotten to the point where I dont have to avert my eyes when talking to her nor do I stare at it, but Bitch, Please, do something about that. How does one tell her?

[bilmore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Just bc she is hairy don't make her gay. I have a friend who has a full on dark mustache who is straight. I know this bc I know her boyfriend of nine years, who she lives with. I have gotten to the point where I dont have to avert my eyes when talking to her nor do I stare at it, but Bitch, Please, do something about that. How does one tell her?

Anonymously send her a tin of mustache wax.

[SlaveNoMore]

Puft Daddy
Edited to add that Tara Reid would rank very high on my plastic-covered list of people I'd most like to visit a strip club with.

The only reason I could ever envision wanting Tara Reid around is if your sources are dry and you need a few extra pager numbers.

not7yS

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
This guy is a fucking jingoist jerkoff.

Stop being so PC, you hyper-sensitive, uptight shrew.

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Stop being so PC, you hyper-sensitive, uptight shrew.

This is pretty much your worst post ever.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by bilmore
Anonymously send her a tin of mustache wax.

I hate to tell you this but that was my idea, which I started to post and then bagged because I got distracted by a phone call and upon reflection did not see any real entertainment value in such a post, notwithstanding that, as a practical solution, I think it is a good one.

LOL!

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This is pretty much your worst post ever.

Concur, its sad to see a legend on the backside of his career.

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
My father would still like to believe that his baby girl, the mother of his only grandchild, is yet unsullied.

Same here - even as we discussed shopping for cribs this weekend...

-TL :angel:

Edited to add - oooh looky I have 300 posts. I think that means I need to do some real work now if I want to get paid.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by TexLex


Edited to add - oooh looky I have 300 posts.

Me too. Ironic, no?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Me too [300 posts]. Ironic, no?

So how many is it if you include your socks? Wait, let me guess, have you given up socking?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by leagleaze
No clue, I know some straight women who do the same thing. A friend (straight) told me she always bleaches instead of waxing or shaving because she is afraid it will come in darker or thicker if she does that.

My view is it might come in darker or thicker, but you keep removing it so who cares. If you have thick hair all over your face and it is blonde, it is still thick hair all over your face. Of course I also read recently that it doesn't come in darker or thicker, it just looks/feels that way due to the way it grows in, i.e. stubbly. But if you let it keep growing it would end up like it was before.

I've often wondered that - why women with heavy dark moustaches bleach when a depilatory is just as easy to use and gets rid of the whole mess?
Waxing (and tweezing) results in the hair coming in thinner than before. Same with electrolysis (right Pensk?). Shaving - you are right - only feels stubbly because of the blunt edge on the hair (feel against the grain on leg hair).

FWIW, I have never shaved my toes and do not have pubes on my knees.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Same with electrolysis (right Pensk?).

I've only shaved. FWIW, fyi, for the record.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by bilmore
See, context is key. Being a presumptuous evil insensitive rich-capitalist bastard, it's the very fact that there are millions of people suffering and miserable all over the world that MAKES it a good morning for me!

Context is key, Bilmore, but you have it all wrong. Your uttering the words "good morning" are offensive because you are a white capitalist male, and therefor your demand that the morning be good is backed with implied violence intended to force others into placid and smiling accpetance of your hegemony, and further an imperialist attempt to force others to adopt your social constructs and to rape, pillage and suppress all other forms of expression and communication, thereby ensuring your cultural domination of the masses. The only significant context for your utterances is your inherently offensive white maleness. Your every utterance can be presumed offensive. Duh.

Another example: One (too frequently) hears that inviting a woman to weddings alone is offensive and ridicules her singleness, thus calling attention to her presumed inadequacy and further taunting her by rubbing her nose in the fact that someone else has paired off in a socially-condoned manner. It is apparently insulting to presume that single women might want to celebrate others' happiness rather than take the events as a commentary on themselves. However, context is everything: inviting the same woman to a wedding shower with the possibility of bringing a companion would be construed the same way because it is nearly impossible to get dates to go to such things but others might show up in couples, so it again implicitly denigrate her singleness. Not to mention those insensitive couples who hold hands and smile at each other in public - that's just unnecessary bitchiness.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Bleaching facial hair

This is like tying a sweater around your waist to disguise your fat butt. Draws attention to the fact that you are aware of the problem, but have not taken steps to properly address it.