Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[drhathaway]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
If you dont get the joke, I cant help you. I dont do smilies. If I have to rely on emoticons, then my work is too cryptic, too dephic or it just is over the head of some. I will take that risk. Bc I am an artist.

I know you don't do smilies. I know your work is too cryptic. I know your work is too dephic (?). I know your work is just over the head of some. Hence my (sarcastic) point about the smilies. Guess I should have used the winking one. If I used them.

:brick: And now I do. See what you've pushed me to?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
Well here is a downer, the news broke a month ago that she had sex with Justin Timberlake.

Edit: Shape Shifter was first, but mine was more informative.

Cry me a river.

[drhathaway]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Dr. Hathaway, are you wearing makeup?

As a matter of fact, I just reapplied.

Now, someone tell me about treadmill shoes so that I can work out my lumps and stop being a satirical jealous beeyotch.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by drhathaway
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/7350/

And I note that yours is particularly original.

I was confused too. Doesn't that picture (of the same actor who played Professor Hathaway in Real Genius) come from the Die Hard movies?? Same guy played that asshole Geraldo-wannabe Thornburg, right??

[W.W.L.D.]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Cry me a river.

Is this satire, parody, wit, mockery, sarcasm, word-play . . . or, is this, uh . . . because there has been a bit of confusion lately . . .

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
Now you can stop living in doubt and denial. I signed you up to recieve the newsletter from here.*

Mexican folklore tells us that each sitcom character dies not once, but three times. Once, when the series is cancelled. Twice, when USA drops it in syndication. And three times, when the last piece of fan fiction is posted on the web.

Tony Micelli, you were too beautiful for this world.

[Austintatious]

Explain this to me:

A friend called last night to admit that he is having an affair. Bad.
His wife just had their second baby. Worse.
It's with two women. Unbelievably, horribly stupid.

Setting aside the obvious stupidity of my friend's situation, why are men enthralled by being with two women?

Austin(One woman at a time is waaaaaaaay more than enough.)tatious

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Austintatious

Setting aside the obvious stupidity of my friend's situation, why are men enthralled by being with two women?

You have to ask? To quote the famously annoying, locally-produced chewing gum ad slogan: "Double your pleasure, double your fun..."

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Austintatious
Explain this to me:
His wife just had their second baby. Worse.
It's with two women.

I think Leagl will need to explain this one.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Austintatious
Explain this to me:

A friend called last night to admit that he is having an affair. Bad.
His wife just had their second baby. Worse.
It's with two women. Unbelievably, horribly stupid.

Setting aside the obvious stupidity of my friend's situation, why are men enthralled by being with two women?

Austin(One woman at a time is waaaaaaaay more than enough.)tatious

classic case of second baby syndrome. this guy's afraid that he'll never get any booty again - probably slept with the first when his wife was in her last months of hugeness and the other one was just for good measure - she probably wasn't very good looking, but showed some interest and he was ripe for the picking. He's probably just now realized that his "single living days of carousing with the guys" are officially over, and is just trying to recapture his younger days.

It was either have an affair, or buy a Porsche because now he'll be forever stuck with the minivan.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Austintatious
Setting aside the obvious stupidity of my friend's situation, why are men enthralled by being with two women?

'Cuz then you're not the only target?

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive

And I don't know what WWLD's reference means, because as far as I know he always plays someone named "Tony".

IIRC, on the "I Love the 80's" VH-1 series segment on "Who's the Boss", Marilu Henner said she and other "Taxi" alums used to kid Danza that every character's name he played was named "Tony" because he was so stupid that he wouldn't answer to any other name...

[drhathaway]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
I was confused too. Doesn't that picture (of the same actor who played Professor Hathaway in Real Genius) come from the Die Hard movies?? Same guy played that asshole Geraldo-wannabe Thornburg, right??

He apparently always plays an asshole in many movies.
Website with list of 28 movies he's in
Not sure which movie it's from, but I pulled the picture from here . It was the best one I could find when I signed up.

I apologize both for the confusion and for having the worst avatar.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by Fugee
Lumpy? Huh? You have have succumbed to the lollipopization of the entertainment world. I you think that is lumpy, no wonder most Hollywood women are starving themselves.

It's not that I think she has a bad body -- in fact I think she has a hot body. My comment had more to do with the airbrushing than her; I should have made that clearer.

But your are right, I am undoubtedly affected by the insanity of our culture with regard to women's weight. I resist but am not immune by any stretch.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I think Leagl will need to explain this one.

Hem hem:

Men want to be with two women, because I quote, "Two women together are fucking hot dude."