Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Austintatious
Explain this to me:

A friend called last night to admit that he is having an affair. Bad.
His wife just had their second baby. Worse.
It's with two women. Unbelievably, horribly stupid.

Your friends are weird.

I still think you should have told him last night to end the affair, stick with his wife and kids, and just suck it up.

My advice was to tell him "You are the least important person in this situation." The most important people are those little girls and his wife.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by drhathaway
As a matter of fact, I just reapplied.

Now, someone tell me about treadmill shoes so that I can work out my lumps and stop being a satirical jealous beeyotch.

Are you planning to run? If so, get actually running shoes. Otherwise, the cross-trainers should be okay as long as they're not too worn out. Rule of thumb: If you wonder if they are worn out, they probably are. You're a lawyer, can't you afford a new pair of shoes??

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Austintatious
Explain this to me:

A friend called last night to admit that he is having an affair. Bad.
His wife just had their second baby. Worse.
It's with two women. Unbelievably, horribly stupid.

Setting aside the obvious stupidity of my friend's situation, why are men enthralled by being with two women?

Austin(One woman at a time is waaaaaaaay more than enough.)tatious

Really, is it more stupid to have a threeway? If the dude's gonna cheat, he may as well shoot the moon. Hell, the extra partner should be a mitigating factor - you know, he wouldn't have cheated but for the opportunity of a THREEWAY.

(I think the gentlemen of the jury, at least, may buy it)

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Austintatious
Setting aside the obvious stupidity of my friend's situation, why are men enthralled by being with two women?

Rest assured that the threesome as more than a sexual affair will fall apart soon enough. If it is just sexual, with absolutely no emotions attached, it may last a while. But in terms of emotional attachment, nothing lasting will form with the threesome (although he may gravitate toward one or the other, or the two women may gravitate toward each other). Do not tell the wife.

Edited to add: And obviously end the affair.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by drhathaway
He apparently always plays an asshole in many movies.

Looks to me like he has a lantern jaw.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by drhathaway
He apparently always plays an asshole in many movies.

I thought he was kind of hapless and endearing in "Ghostbusters."

Ray: Everything was fine, until dickless here cut off the power grid!
Mayor: Is that true?
Venkman: Yes, Your Honor, it's true. This man has no dick.

[blueballs]

Originally posted by Austintatious
Explain this to me:

A friend called last night to admit that he is having an affair. Bad.
His wife just had their second baby. Worse.
It's with two women. Unbelievably, horribly stupid.

Setting aside the obvious stupidity of my friend's situation, why are men enthralled by being with two women?

That's easy, its due to the culture of orgiastic adultery championed by the freaks of Hollyweird.

You don't have to look far to see the example that is set by the role models that the fruits and nuts of the media capital of the world thrust unto us. Take Kobe Bryant for example. He has a slammin hot wife who I'd bet has no problem giving him access to the old pooper, but instead he looks to backdoor some sleazy bellhop.

Although, in fairness, I shouldn't put the downfall of the institution of marriage solely on Kobe's wangdoodling, he's only the latest in a very long line of adultery supporters including Hugh Hefner, Larry Flynt, Bob Guccione, Harry Blackmon, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Bella Abzug, Gloria Steinem, Patty Ireland, Elizabeth Taylor, Roseanne Barr, Bill Clinton and many other free love, no responsibility types who have infected the American culture with the notion that partners are disposable and marraige vows are only as good as the paper on which they are written.

Sad. Its one thing to be single and sow your seeds, but to disrepect a holy union is just plain wrong. At least your friend will provide some work for a divorce attorney.

[Austintatious]

Edited to remove my fucked up quote.

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
I will take that risk. Bc I am an artist.

Although addictions to alcohol, blow, smack and methadone, as well as monthly flare ups of sores, are quite common among ARTISTS...

merely possessing those traits does not necessarily mean you are one.

not7y(maybe if you cut off your ear)S

[drhathaway]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Are you planning to run? If so, get actually running shoes. Otherwise, the cross-trainers should be okay as long as they're not too worn out. Rule of thumb: If you wonder if they are worn out, they probably are. You're a lawyer, can't you afford a new pair of shoes??

I'm planning to walk/jog. No all-out running. I just bought the cross-trainers, haven't worn them yet and thought I would exchange them if some other shoes would be better.

I've never been a runner/jogger/walker, so I didn't know if the shoes I already had would suffice. It doesn't take a lot for me to be convinced to buy new shoes, whether I can afford them or not. Hence the count of eight pairs of athletic shoes already.

Thanks for the advice. Maybe I'll head over to DSW...

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Austintatious
probably slept with the first when his wife was in her last months of hugeness and the other one was just for good measure - she probably wasn't very good looking, but showed some interest and he was ripe for the picking. He's probably just now realized that his "single living days of carousing with the guys" are officially over, and is just trying to recaptu

I'm confused. Did your friend have a threeway or not?

[Austintatious]

He's a total hedonist.

I am not surprised he stepped outside the marriage, though his wife is young and hot. The surprise is that he decided having a rolling menage was the way to go.

This has been going on for months now.

[lactation lover]

Originally posted by Austintatious
probably slept with the first when his wife was in her last months of hugeness and the other one was just for good measure - she probably wasn't very good looking, but showed some interest and he was ripe for the picking. He's probably just now realized that his "single living days of carousing with the guys" are officially over, and is just trying to recaptu

Its beyond me why anyone would cheat on a post-partum wife, I mean why go buy new cows when you can milk the old one for free?!

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by blueballs

Although, in fairness, I shouldn't put the downfall of the institution of marriage solely on Kobe's wangdoodling, he's only the latest in a very long line of adultery supporters including Hugh Hefner, Larry Flynt, Bob Guccione, Harry Blackmon, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Bella Abzug, Gloria Steinem, Patty Ireland, Elizabeth Taylor, Roseanne Barr, Bill Clinton and many other free love, no responsibility types who have infected the American culture with the notion that partners are disposable and marraige vows are only as good as the paper on which they are written.

I thought that Elizabeth Taylor was pro-marriage.

[reba]

Originally posted by lactation lover
bad breast milk joke

hasn't this sock jumped the shark by now? PUh-leeeeze already!