Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by blueballs
freaks of Hollyweird.

fruits and nuts slammin hot wife old pooper sleazy bellhop.
Kobe's wangdoodling
marraige vows

Next time, please write in English. And your buddy Hill was on Leno last night - didja see her?

[NotFromHere]

Who knew Pandas were sleazy?

LOS ANGELES, Aug 5 — Bai Yun, a giant panda on loan to the San Diego Zoo from China, is expected to deliver twins sometime this month, zoo officials said Monday. Because panda pregnancies can vary in length by as much as three months, zookeepers don’t know exactly when the babies will be born — or who their father is.


Panda sluts

I can say this because I don't think that sexual harassment panda cruises this board.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Austintatious
He's a total hedonist.

I am not surprised he stepped outside the marriage, though his wife is young and hot. The surprise is that he decided having a rolling menage was the way to go.

This has been going on for months now.

So, fyi, fwiw, if you search "rolling menage" on Google, there do not appear to be any work-appropriate websites that come up. nttawwt. Well, the IT folks might think so, but I don't.

That said, I don't know what a "rolling menage" is.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Really, is it more stupid to have a threeway? If the dude's gonna cheat, he may as well shoot the moon. Hell, the extra partner should be a mitigating factor - you know, he wouldn't have cheated but for the opportunity of a THREEWAY.

(I think the gentlemen of the jury, at least, may buy it)

Absolutely. The second girl just might JUSTIFY it. "But honey, it was THREE-WAY! Do you know how long I've wanted that? Are you trying to prevent me from reaching my dreams?"

[Austintatious]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
That said, I don't know what a "rolling menage" is.

By "rolling menage," I meant that he is having an on-going menage with these two chicks from work.

He is such a dumbass.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by evenodds
Your friends are weird.

I still think you should have told him last night to end the affair, stick with his wife and kids, and just suck it up.

My advice was to tell him "You are the least important person in this situation." The most important people are those little girls and his wife.

Which little girls are you referring to? Because depending on your answer, I either agree wholeheartedly or vehemently disagree.

Flinty

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Austintatious
By "rolling menage," I meant that he is having an on-going menage with these two chicks from work.

He is such a dumbass.

Au contraire. He is positively reptilian.

The work thing is a little much, though. It's one thing to fish in the company pond. But when you reach the limit, you've got to catch and release.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Austintatious
By "rolling menage," I meant that he is having an on-going menage with these two chicks from work.

He is such a dumbass.

Over and above anything else, your friend is a dumbass for having an ongoing menage with two chicks from work. I don't think that is particularly bright, unless he works in a place where three-ways with co-workers are common and unlikely to cause work-related problems.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
1. I don't think (and never said that) Americans are hyper-sensitive.

No, that was me.

The whole point about the "piss taking" thing is that it ISN'T done just among friends and family - it may be done by casual acquaintances and virtual strangers in the pub, or your mortal enemy in the workplace, and the victim is fully expected to suck it up and take it like a man and smile like they like it. It's not really about insults or name calling, it is completely about making jokes at someone else's expense to their face and seeing if you can draw blood. If it doesn't actually hurt, you lose. If the vic can brazen it out with a good face on it, they win.

Actually, I want to take a moment to lament the fading of the great NYC tradition of copping attitude. Used to be the city's official sport, though most NYers would only engage in it if they thought you were another NYer, knowing outlanders didn't get it. Since the 11th, only about twice have I heard strangers get into some good old fashioned attitude-flinging name-calling. It's like everyone's afraid we're going to scare the fucking tourists. It's what they came to see, people!! Alas for the time when a 300 pound black woman sitting on a 115 pound man on the subway (sat right the hell on him, we thought he was dead, he actually had to be pulled out from under her by the people next to them 'cause she wasn't getting up again) grumbling about how "you stand UP when a lady needs a seat, you stand UP" barely rated a special mention.

2. I do not see British behaviour as some kind of model of behaviour to be emulated. Did you see them when Diana died - there is a lot of repressed emotion over there just dying for an outlet.

Actually, I think that was primarily an example of the british succumbing to US-style Jerry-Springer hysteria. Someone commented at the time that any American in London must have felt like the crack pusher in the school yard.

There are good things to be said about American culture - and sometimes good things to be said about having a stiff upper lip.

True, true. Give me plumbing and a sense of humor, dental care and tea 'n McVitties at 4.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by evenodds


My advice was to tell him "You are the least important person in this situation." The most important people are those little girls and his wife.

Yeah, but what about his kids?

Edited to add that Flinty partly beat me to it

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Over and above anything else, your friend is a dumbass for having an ongoing menage with two chicks from work. I don't think that is particularly bright, unless he works in a place where three-ways with co-workers are common and unlikely to cause work-related problems.

Hey it happens on Cinemax all the time. "I'd like to see how well you work with my secretary."

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Which little girls are you referring to? Because depending on your answer, I either agree wholeheartedly or vehemently disagree.

Flinty

I know that Austin's friend has two daughters. I was referring to those little girls, who should be the only consideration.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
... unless he works in a place where three-ways with co-workers are common and unlikely to cause work-related problems.

In-house at Vivid. Now that is my dream job, followed closely by in-house at Private, Extreme and for Suze.com, not necessarily in that order

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by evenodds
I know that Austin's friend has two daughters. I was referring to those little girls, who should be the only consideration.

Flinty, the sarcasm switch must be in the "up" position for those who are sarcasmically challenged.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by LessinSF
In-house at Vivid. Now that is my dream job, followed closely by in-house at Private, Extreme and for Suze.com, not necessarily in that order

Do you think that is the case? I know people that worked in house at tobacco companies and were literally showered with cigarettes, but with a porn place I wonder if a lawyer would be considered a boring old necessarily evil and not necessarily worthy of receiving fringe benefits. I am not sure why I'm under this impression.

This is not to imply in any way that Lester is a boring old necessarily evil (although it can take him up to 2 hours to tell one story - but that does not make him boring, or old.).