Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yeah, but what about his kids?

Edited to add that Flinty partly beat me to it

No, he TOTALLY beat you to it, and captured a POTD to boot. But you've had your fair share of good ones too 'Trane. No shame getting beat to the punch by a flinty Scotsman who could probably use a few bob.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Saying the reason that 'men want to gook two women at once is because of Hollywood' has supplanted your "TV is lousy in 2003" as the supidest-ass post of the year. I note that after this ridiculous blanket statement, your supporting argument actually has nothing at all to do with FMF threesomes, but rather, MF adultery. (Blaming famous people for the prevalence of adultery is also pretty stupid). Bien fait!

The reason men want to bang multiple women at once is because IT FUCKIN ROCKS, not because Hollywood (or more accurately, pornos and contemporary hip hop music) says it's cool. The reason men want to shtup women who are not their wives is a) the thrill of conquest and b) the inherent pleasure of having variety in women outweighs, for many, the costs of not being monogamous.

str("Hollyweird" is not and was never an amusing bon mot)8

1) Why are you yelling at a sock?
2) Maybe you missed the memo, but bang and shtup have been OK'd by the board, but gook is out. Please use gyz, giz, jiz, jyz, jizz, gizz or ghisz (I never did get the official spelling - str8 - you're the spelling guy - let me know what the true spelling of gizz is).

[idle acts]

Episcopal Church Confirms First Openly Gay Bishop:

www.msnbc.com/news/947847.asp?0cv=CA01

[ias_39]

Originally posted by BB

<re shin splints> lift your heels

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore

For 5 cents, this is the advice I get? Thanks Lucy.

sparklehoarse is right re stretching, shoes that suit your over/underpronation &c, and soft surfaces. The biggest thing for my money though is working your way up slowly. It's boring yes, but there it is. One other thing is that you can do some exercises with surgical tubing tying your foot to a table leg to strengthen the muscles on the front of your shin.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
1) Why are you yelling at a sock?
2) Maybe you missed the memo, but bang and shtup have been OK'd by the board, but gook is out. Please use gyz, giz, jiz, jyz, jizz, gizz or ghisz (I never did get the official spelling - str8 - you're the spelling guy - let me know what the true spelling of gizz is).

I think there's a >30% chance that blueballs is not a sock.
And if I wanna use gook, ima use gook. From your list I'd go with jizz (v.) or jism (n.).

[W.W.L.D.]

Larry Flynt's prayer service for the death of Bill O'Reilly.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by idle acts
Episcopal Church Confirms First Openly Gay Bishop:

www.msnbc.com/news/947847.asp?0cv=CA01

that's pretty cool. us Catholics can't even ordain a woman yet...

BHB

[W.W.L.D.]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
ps: I googled that phrase, so I'm down wit it, as the kids say, but, notwithstanding such knowledge, everytime I see it, I think of that Dagney chick.

Am I alone here?

I think of principal Edward R. Rooney, as played by Jeffrey Jones (who has his own little demons with which to deal).

[Atticus Grinch]

German penises 'too small for EU condoms'

Apparently, fifteen really is their limit on schnitzengruben.

[ias_39]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick

with a porn place I wonder if a lawyer would be considered a boring old necessarily evil and not necessarily worthy of receiving fringe benefits.

Less might be able to work it. An ex-accountant for White Zombie, Death Row Records &c, used to party wild with bands. Of course, it didn't end well. Suge Knight allegedly forced the accountant to sign a confession for embezzling millions.

[blueballs]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I think there's a >30% chance that blueballs is not a sock.

Congratulations! That is the first inciteful thing I have seen you post. I am no sock. There may be hope for you yet.

But not without some work and some educating. You are a fool, a fool’s fool in fact, if you don’t think that televisions rampant portrayal of adulterous sex and porno style orgies and the similar real life behavior of the false role models that HollyWEIRD and the media create does not influence the masses.

A simple but useful analogy is found with the correlation of TV and violence. I pose the rhetorical question, does Television’s portrayal of violence as entertainment in fact spawn more violent behavior? The answer is that studies clearly show that children who watch violent TV become more aggressive adults. Res ipsa loquiter!

I find interesting and almost humorous, in a pathetic way, how someone as purportedly edumacated and sophisticated as you claim to be wants you to deny these findings that TV incites, encourages, and stimulates undesirable behavior in society. Even more elementary, think about TV ad….., now we all know TV ads influence all of us to do things we otherwise would not. So if violent shows beget violent people and TV ads beget compliant consumers, what does not ring logical about TV sex=real life promiscuity.

Jesus man, even the 8 year old kid I mentor in the “Big Brother” program can figure this correlation out and I don’t even think his foster family has cable.

Going one step further from cable TV to your obvious porno fetishes, do you realize that it has been shown that brain chemistry and function are adversely altered by exposure to adult orientated material. Certainly, Austin’s pal is easy proof of what the obsession with pornostyle polyamory can do and how rapidly it can spiral out of control destroying the lives of innocent spouses and children. Your problem is you want to argue that the peculiar lust in your groins is more important than the innocent morality and safety of others. That is certainly selfish, but I guess that's what the hedonists in Hollywood want us to believe is the right thing to do. People for the American Way.

Other than ESPN, FoxNews and Dennis Miller.....and maybe American Movie Classics, I'll take a good book anyday. Heck, I’d take a bad book over most of what the “Entertainment industry” has to offer.

[blueballs]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
German penises 'too small for EU condoms'

Apparently, fifteen really is their limit on schnitzengruben.

Hardly a day goes by that I don't get at least a couple of spam e-mails for Penile enlargement. Usually they have titles like "Don’t Spare the Rod, Spoil Your Lover”, “U Want the Magic Stick?” “Get Hog Wilde!”

Now first off, some of us have the opposite problem that we get spammed about and actually need shrinkage pills, but more to the point, this stuff is really bothersome. Why not just send it to the Germans. It reminds me that many years ago, back in the days of Prodigy, I got my first porn spam email, coincidentally for stay-hard cream. So I responded to the sender and asked him to not send me anymore. He sent me back an apology and stopped sending me stuff. The Internet was different back then. But again, it shows the result of how low the mass media and adult entertainment industries have pused the bars of decency.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Do you think that is the case? I know people that worked in house at tobacco companies and were literally showered with cigarettes, but with a porn place I wonder if a lawyer would be considered a boring old necessarily evil and not necessarily worthy of receiving fringe benefits. ........

My EX-brother-in-law (may he rot in hell) used to work at a porn place. He wasn't a lawyer, but I can tell you that the fringe benefits are quite lucrative if you are into those sorts of things.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by idle acts
Episcopal Church Confirms First Openly Gay Bishop:

www.msnbc.com/news/947847.asp?0cv=CA01

Awesome! The fucking-Catholics are so behind.

Anne
pun intended

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Awesome! The fucking-Catholics are so behind.

Anne
pun intended

Did you see what the so called inappropriate conduct was? The guy claimed that the bishop harassed him because he touched him on the shoulder and on the back, and has since refused to file a formal complaint and said he regretted using the word harassment. This was in public and nothing was said that was inappropriate, and he conceded others could have seen it as perfectly normal. He just wanted to defame him in private apparently as soon as it became public he had to tell the truth.

The other accusation was that web site for a gay and lesbian youth support group with which he had been involved in the past had a link to a porn site. There was not only no such link, but he wasn't involved in the web site anyway.

What a stupid effort to drag the man down.

I have long since learned that if these so called moral people can't win their way fairly, they will do whatever it takes to win all the same. In a pa town in which a gay rights ordinance was passed a recall effort was attempted. They couldn't get enough signatures for the recall, and further, when the recall signatures they did get were reviewed it turned out many of them were forged.

Some christians. They should be ashamed of themselves.