A frolic in Cambodia

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Alright. We have one grammar Timmy. That's enough. I don't care what the fucking board motto is, correcting grammar when proper grammar isn't necessary is not and will never be cool. We get it; you're a grammar dork. It realllllllly bothers you when it's not applied correctly. Too bad. Get over your fucking OCD, or at least limit it to law-related documents.

Anyone have any prediction as to how this post is responded? Yeah, me too.

What did my post have to do with grammar?

In other words, you missed the point, as you often do.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Alright. We have one grammar Timmy. That's enough. I don't care what the fucking board motto is, correcting grammar when proper grammar isn't necessary is not and will never be cool. We get it; you're a grammar dork. It realllllllly bothers you when it's not applied correctly. Too bad. Get over your fucking OCD, or at least limit it to law-related documents.

Anyone have any prediction as to how this post is responded? Yeah, me too.

Really now, people. Must we have both a "reaaaaaaaally" and a "reallllllly" in these posts? If you can't write well enough to make your point without these kinds of sloppy, slang emphatics, maybe you should spend some more time with Mr. White and Mr. Strunk.

Clearly not White & Case material, either of you.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Anyone have any prediction as to how this post is responded? Yeah, me too.

I, for one, do not. Because it appears to be missing a preposition, I'm waiting for PLF to diagram it.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
What did my post have to do with grammar?

In other words, you missed the point, as you often do.

OK, he made my original point, but I amend to say that only dtb and rp will notice it (and certainly Hank will not).

Compliments to you. Really.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
What did my post have to do with grammar?

In other words, you missed the point, as you often do.

I know I don't say this very often, but you're beautiful when you're condescending.

Oh, and adorable when you don't realize you've been set up.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I know I don't say this very often, but you're beautiful when you're condescending.

It's like we're made for each other.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Oh, and adorable when you don't realize you've been set up.

Wow, that G3 really knows how to push my buttons.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I, for one, do not. Because it appears to be missing a preposition, I'm waiting for PLF to diagram it.

I'm too busy trying to figure out who the fucking Zutons are. Something about skiffle from Liverpool. Did you know that Liverpudlians are known as Scousers? Me neither? Until this afternoon . . .

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
"So they still control the House, Senate, and Oval Office? Well, at least we still have the smug, condescending attitude that cost us the election in the first place."

I would object to others stealing sig lines from The Onion.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Alright. We have one grammar Timmy. That's enough. I don't care what the fucking board motto is, correcting grammar when proper grammar isn't necessary is not and will never be cool. We get it; you're a grammar dork. It realllllllly bothers you when it's not applied correctly. Too bad. Get over your fucking OCD, or at least limit it to law-related documents.

Anyone have any prediction as to how this post is responded? Yeah, me too.

It's actually a fucking and cooking board.

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Has there ever been a thread about dumb firm policies?

Does "No, we're not closing the office today, because if we do the terrorists will have won" count as a "policy," if it was in effect only on 9/11/2001?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
No, but I do know it's rude to greet, speak to, or acknowledge the existence of someone while they're urinating --- a bit of etiquette trivia I really wish any of my past or present coworkers knew.

Guys, try this --- when you're standing at the urinal, pretend it's a private moment. Then, you can say "hey" when you're both washing your hands. This is an excellent way to narrow your social circle to people who wash their hands after micturition.

You may engage in urination conversation.

You may not, repeat, may not talk to someone while they are in a stall. And for God's sake, if you're in the stall, give everyone a courtesy flush. Do not expose me to those sounds. I don't need that.

And don't carry the newspaper to the toilet. Advertising "I'm taking a shit" to the secretaries is pretty atrocious.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Really now, people. Must we have both a "reaaaaaaaally" and a "reallllllly" in these posts? If you can't write well enough to make your point without these kinds of sloppy, slang emphatics, maybe you should spend some more time with Mr. White and Mr. Strunk.

Clearly not White & Case material, either of you.

Really.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Wow, that G3 really knows how to push my buttons.

I deem you robustpaigow. But you're cuter when you're bitter.*

*not holding back on the compliments, because damnit, people need to hear them!

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I promised my Mom I'd never talk to a man while he was touching his dick. I guess I'll never succeed in this biz.

I made my mother the same promise.

This is only one of many promises that I have made the woman that I have broken.

I think I'd be happiest if almost every man I know was touching his dick while I was talking to him.