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01-26-2005, 05:33 PM
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I knew your real motivation for the First Annual Unshaven Ball would soon surface.
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They have never seemed that round to me. Huh. |
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01-26-2005, 05:44 PM
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#1697
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
They have never seemed that round to me. Huh.
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You've only seen overly-popped ones, I guess.
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01-26-2005, 05:47 PM
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#1698
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You've only seen overly-popped ones, I guess.
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I like that explanation for the limp dicks I always seem to be faced with better than alternate explanations that make it my fault they won't perform properly. |
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01-26-2005, 05:48 PM
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#1699
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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I met a guy a few nights ago, and as any good net-savvy person does after meeting an interesting person, I googled him. He was good enough to have a webpage entitled www.firstnamelastname.com, complete with a biography and photographs.
It's the easiest cyberstalking I've ever done, saving me all sorts of time. I recommend it.
He's much, much cooler than I am.
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Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 01-26-2005 at 05:51 PM..
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01-26-2005, 05:50 PM
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#1700
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I met a guy a few nights ago, and as any good net-savvy person does after meeting an interesting person, I googled him. He was good enough to have a webpage entitled www.firstnamelastname.com, complete with a biography and photographs.
It's the easiest cyberstalking I've ever done, saving me all sorts of time.
He's much, much cooler than I am.
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You met Peter Thottam?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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01-26-2005, 05:51 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You met Peter Thottam?
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yes, he's much cooler than I am.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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01-26-2005, 05:52 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I met a guy a few nights ago, and as any good net-savvy person does after meeting an interesting person, I googled him. He was good enough to have a webpage entitled www.firstnamelastname.com, complete with a biography and photographs.
It's the easiest cyberstalking I've ever done, saving me all sorts of time. I recommend it.
He's much, much cooler than I am.
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A google search of my given name turns up this gem,
[Excised to calm Bilmore's fears.]
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01-26-2005, 05:55 PM
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#1703
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I like that explanation for the limp dicks I always seem to be faced with better than alternate explanations that make it my fault they won't perform properly.
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You met Peter Thottam?
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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01-26-2005, 05:56 PM
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You met Peter Thottam?
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If only it were just one guy . . . |
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01-26-2005, 05:56 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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"All around the Mulberry bush . . . ."
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It's used for something other than wrestling? Who knew!
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Apparently, you've never considered the erotic potential of pudding pops.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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01-26-2005, 05:59 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If only it were just one guy . . .
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Wait, you mean you've had "almost-sex" with more than one guy? Slut.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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01-26-2005, 06:00 PM
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#1707
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You met Peter Thottam?
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And raising the question of how Tucker Max gets any at this point. |
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01-26-2005, 06:03 PM
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#1708
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World Ruler
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
yes, he's much cooler than I am.
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Just visited his website for the first time in a long time. Gone are his resume, wedding photos, and leftie conspiracy drivel. Now it's nothing but real estate links.
Oh, and I would have shot from a different angle for the if I were he. He's lost a lot of hair being a change agent.
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01-26-2005, 06:03 PM
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#1709
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I like that explanation for the limp dicks I always seem to be faced with better than alternate explanations that make it my fault they won't perform properly.
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Oh, never mind.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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01-26-2005, 06:07 PM
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#1710
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I met a guy a few nights ago, and as any good net-savvy person does after meeting an interesting person, I googled him. He was good enough to have a webpage entitled www.firstnamelastname.com, complete with a biography and photographs.
It's the easiest cyberstalking I've ever done, saving me all sorts of time. I recommend it.
He's much, much cooler than I am.
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I have a webpage that's www.irllastname.com. It doesn't have photos or much of a biography, but it doesn't really matter, since it doesn't come up on Google and I'm quite sure I'm the only one who's ever seen it.
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