More pie - Page 114

greatwhitenorthchick · 09-07-2006, 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why is there Diet Coke in your pussy?

I think you need to go back to that "fashionable pharmacy" for the answer to that question.

patentparanyc · 09-07-2006, 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I was at a wedding at a country club where a friend of mine is a member. The member wasn't at the wedding. I really wanted to shitbox his locker (I couldn't find it).

I'm 31 (not rubbing it in), and I was just talking to someone about my parents and their friends. My conclusion: they are just like me and my friends, except with more free time and money. That's the only difference. The men are 60-yr olds with 19-yr old maturity levels. The women are, of course, no more or less mature than they were at 28.

I am close to your age. And I fully agree. I mean boomers are like frozen in time. fossilized at whatever age they peaked out at.

Shape Shifter · 09-07-2006, 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think you need to go back to that "fashionable pharmacy" for the answer to that question.

Really, I would prefer Diet Coke to geranium-lavender. It's obvious that these products are designed by women to make money off of insecure women. If they really wanted to attract men, there would be a steak-whiskey fragrance.

Sidd Finch · 09-07-2006, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You have got to be fucking kidding me.

May I ask you a question? Why is it that you expect that people on this board should be kind to you when you do nothing but make antagonistic assumptions about so many of us?

Because you should be nice to fat ugly retards.

Retard · 09-07-2006, 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Because you should be nice to fat ugly retards.

Your right.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-07-2006, 02:02 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You all may find this surprising coming from me, but even attempting to make these comparisons is unfair and insulting to paigow. There is such a gaping chasm between the intellectual levels even coltrane's cock couldn't fill it.

2. Paigow may be crazy, but she aint dumb.

patentparanyc · 09-07-2006, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by Retard
Your right.

Stage left, enter sock.

Don't y'all get tired of the same jokes, day after day?

If I don't have to talk to retards then I can place Sidd on ignore then?

Sidd Finch · 09-07-2006, 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
I didn't give a rat's ass about turning 40. It was another birthday. I had my birthday reuben. I went out for a couple martinis. My wife baked me brownies.

On peeing in the sink. Many years ago, National Lampoon ran this bit in their Letters From the Editors:

Dear Sirs:

People may say he's not a gentleman but it's not true. He always takes the dishes out of the sink before he pisses in it.

Yoko Ono

We treated 40 as a landmark birthday, but that was really just an excuse to ditch the kids and take a weekend trip.

I had the best meal of my life on my 40th b-day. In fucking Vegas, of all places.

Retard · 09-07-2006, 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Stage left, enter sock.

Don't y'all get tired of the same jokes, day after day?

If I don't have to talk to retards then I can place Sidd on ignore then?

I never piled one. And you want to ignore me? Posting around here like your Miss Thing and all. the.hand.

taxwonk · 09-07-2006, 02:07 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
We treated 40 as a landmark birthday, but that was really just an excuse to ditch the kids and take a weekend trip.

I had the best meal of my life on my 40th b-day. In fucking Vegas, of all places.

I hope it was followed by a nice, satisfying shit.

Because, after all, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

patentparanyc · 09-07-2006, 02:07 PM

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Originally posted by Retard
I never piled one. And you want to ignore me? Posting around here like your Miss Thing and all. the.hand.

I'm sorry Mr. Retard. sock? I want to ignore Sidd, not you.

Hank Chinaski · 09-07-2006, 02:09 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Yes, it's obvious. I mean, poor Paisley has been continuously shunned by the mean, cold women of the FB since her arrival on the scene a few days ago. I don't know why she'd come back after how horribly she's been treated.

When i first signed on here, I was going to pretend I was a woman, but then I saw how bitchy you all are to women.

patentparanyc · 09-07-2006, 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
When i first signed on here, I was going to pretend I was a woman, but then I saw how bitchy you all are to women.

Thanks Hank. Damn. one poster likened it to a girl on girl mugging.

bold_n_brazen · 09-07-2006, 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
child. high school. ugh. Okay I am throwing in the towel on this one and not responding or getting into the fray on these types of posts because a) they bore me and 2) they are insipid.

Hey RP! We out-insipided the queen of insipidness.

Now we're the insipidest!

Sidd Finch · 09-07-2006, 02:16 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
I hope it was followed by a nice, satisfying shit.

Because, after all, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

It was followed by a the sort of thing one does in Vegas.

You know -- milk, cookies, cartoons, and an encounter with the world's greatest lap dancer. I mean, holy shit.

Plus, you just can't hear the line "Could you give my husband a dance? It's his birthday" enough times, IMHO.