Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Aha! It all becomes clear now. You are the smoke-smelling, slightly perfumed guy who thinks that the fabric softener smell will cover up the smoke smell, but is wrong.

If it was socially acceptable, I would drape myself in fabric softener.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
But it is so accurate. Obviously, man-pleasing pays off.

What I dont get is how this thing is so right on except when it comes to my neighborhood. My neighborhood should be called something like "Downward Castro" or "Unwealthy Gays" or "Bitchy Queens with part-time jobs". Apparently there is no recognizable gay category. Not even High Gays.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
What I dont get is how this thing is so right on except when it comes to my neighborhood. My neighborhood should be called something like "Downward Castro" or "Unwealthy Gays" or "Bitchy Queens with part-time jobs". Apparently there is no recognizable gay category. Not even High Gays.

Bohemian.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
But it is so accurate. Obviously, man-pleasing pays off.

I just hope I don't live in a house where someone describes one of the rooms as a "great room" as a sub for "family room"...




More Palladia!!

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
What I dont get is how this thing is so right on except when it comes to my neighborhood. My neighborhood should be called something like "Downward Castro" or "Unwealthy Gays" or "Bitchy Queens with part-time jobs". Apparently there is no recognizable gay category. Not even High Gays.

Mental Institutions have their own zip codes? Who knew.

According to mine, I unknowingly live in the middle of the Barrio. Oh well. Arriba La Raza !!!!

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Bohemian.

I hardly think bald men jogging topless in teensy running shorts qualify as "bohemian". Ditto the sisty year old fake baker dragging around the lhaso apso in the burberry coat.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
We are the Other L Word. How about a little solidarity, sister?

You are trying to fool me with your devil's forked tongue, oh yes, I know your kind. But you can't fool me. You want me to think we have solidarity but we don't, because you are evil. Evil. You are the chosen of Satan, doomed to an eternity in hell. And yet, you are proud of your sinful ways and surely being proud is a sin itself.

You make me want to get an American flag and trample on it to prove how evil you are. You make me want to create a monument that reads "All Lizards Go To Hell" and put it on every bit of public property on which people have put the 10 Commandments.

Your kind makes me sick. They should pass a Constitutional amendment invoking the death penalty for the likes of you.

If you don't reform and right quick, you will burn in eternal hellfire, screaming, screaming how you should have listened to Leagl.

Amen brothers and sisters. Amen!

[Flinty_McFlint]

What the fuck?

69 Carny Sideshow

Carny Sideshow is home to America's fifth-class citizens, misfits, rejects and losers who couldn't even headline the main stage of your typical back alley carnival. That's right, even the Bearded Lady and Orzo the Flatulence Artist get more respect than the inhabitants of this segment. Most residents would move, if not for the cage, and the screams of little children whenever they venture out.

Lifestyle Traits
1. Eat own waste
2. Poor dental hygiene
3. Addicted to porn
4. Vote Republican
5. Spend disposable income on delousing products

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by leagleaze
You are trying to fool me with your devil's forked tongue, oh yes, I know your kind. But you can't fool me. You want me to think we have solidarity but we don't, because you are evil. Evil. You are the chosen of Satan, doomed to an eternity in hell. And yet, you are proud of your sinful ways and surely being proud is a sin itself.

You make me want to get an American flag and trample on it to prove how evil you are. You make me want to create a monument that reads "All Lizards Go To Hell" and put it on every bit of public property on which people have put the 10 Commandments.

Your kind makes me sick. They should pass a Constitutional amendment invoking the death penalty for the likes of you.

If you don't reform and right quick, you will burn in eternal hellfire, screaming, screaming how you should have listened to Leagl.

Amen brothers and sisters. Amen!

Is it May yet?

TM

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by leagleaze
You are trying to fool me with your devil's forked tongue, oh yes, I know your kind. But you can't fool me. You want me to think we have solidarity but we don't, because you are evil. Evil. You are the chosen of Satan, doomed to an eternity in hell. And yet, you are proud of your sinful ways and surely being proud is a sin itself.

You make me want to get an American flag and trample on it to prove how evil you are. You make me want to create a monument that reads "All Lizards Go To Hell" and put it on every bit of public property on which people have put the 10 Commandments.

Your kind makes me sick. They should pass a Constitutional amendment invoking the death penalty for the likes of you.

If you don't reform and right quick, you will burn in eternal hellfire, screaming, screaming how you should have listened to Leagl.

Amen brothers and sisters. Amen!

What's your take on polygamy?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
What I dont get is how this thing is so right on except when it comes to my neighborhood. My neighborhood should be called something like "Downward Castro" or "Unwealthy Gays" or "Bitchy Queens with part-time jobs". Apparently there is no recognizable gay category. Not even High Gays.

the category of your neighborhood and my neighborhood and other extremely gay neighborhoods I plugged in to check out is all the whatchamacallit bohemian. Therefore, that means "gay." They just don't want to say "gay" and upset the middle-management marketers, or put Bush on the line by making it obvious he is sending campaign materials into such neighborhoods which are offensive to god and man.

I am so, so sorry that they are not using terminology you would prefer to describe the category, but "Bohemian Mix" = gay. Gay gay gay. Homosexual. Either go work for whoever writes teh descriptions and work to change the paradigm from within, or get over it.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
But it is so accurate. Obviously, man-pleasing pays off.

Y'all are just jealous of my recreational parks, golf courses and upscale malls.

And my great room. Can't forget the great room. Or the jacuzzi tub. Or the steam shower. The 3 car garage. The climate controlled closet for wine storage. And the media room.

Life is good. Life is good.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What's your take on polygamy?

You know, I don't really have one. But ask Not Me. I'm sure "she'll" be happy to express an opinion on the subject.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
How did I know this one would be yours?

My zip:
16 Bohemian Mix
07 Money & Brains
04 Young Digerati
31 Urban Achievers
59 Urban Elders

My childhood zip (am I just more urban now, or downwardly mobile?):
10 Second City Elite
12 Brite Lites, Li'l City
13 Upward Bound
03 Movers & Shakers
01 Upper Crust

Shut up and kiss me.....

[AnotherSarcasticSock]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Y'all are just jealous of my recreational parks, golf courses and upscale malls.

And my great room. Can't forget the great room. Or the jacuzzi tub. Or the steam shower. The 3 car garage. The climate controlled closet for wine storage. And the media room.

Life is good. Life is good.

Are you the one who is retired? If so, I'm jealous of that.