imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ironweed
You mean Shifty-Style Ball Popping, as it is now (and will forever be) known.

Could somebody please quote this for me so that I can remind this neanderthal jackCanadian that he is still on my ignore list?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Could somebody please quote this for me so that I can remind this neanderthal jackCanadian that he is still on my ignore list?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I met a guy a few nights ago, and as any good net-savvy person does after meeting an interesting person, I googled him. He was good enough to have a webpage entitled www.firstnamelastname.com, complete with a biography and photographs.

It's the easiest cyberstalking I've ever done, saving me all sorts of time. I recommend it.

He's much, much cooler than I am.

Of course, depending on what your IP address says, he probably now knows that you visited his web site and that you were linked to his site from a Google search with his name as the search term. Now, in my opinion, this sort of behavior is perfectly acceptable in this day and age, but some disagree.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Could somebody please quote this for me so that I can remind this neanderthal jackCanadian that he is still on my ignore list?
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Is this knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing moron still oppressing the board with his boorish behavior? Putting him on my ignore list was the best decision I ever made on these boards.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ironweed
But Clamato, that we got. Thanks a million.

Speaking of Canadian things you can't get here, there's a certain brand of cigarettes I'm partial to that has been steadily disappearing from the bodegas around town. I get different explanations, none satisfactory. Is there some kind of Canadian version of cheapcigarrettes.com where I can order them by the illicit truckload?

I no longer smoke so I don't know. I imagine that you could get them from the Kahenake (sp?) reserve if they have an internet site. I am going to Canada on president's day (aka back day) and would be happy to bring you back the legal limit (I think that is a couple of cartons). PM me the brand.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Speaking of tsunami victims, I saw snipets of a story on the news this morning about a parody song played on HOT 97 in NYC with some interesting lyrics:

There was a time
When the sun was shining bright
So I went down to the beach to catch me a tan
Then the next thing I knew
A wave 20 feet high came and washed your whole country away
And all at once you could hear all the screaming Chinks
And no one was safe from the wave
There were Africans drowning
Little Chinamen swept way
You could hear God laughing "Swim You bitches, swim"
[Chorus]
So now you're screwed, it's a tsunami
You better run and better kiss your ass away
Go find your mommy
I just saw her float by, a tree right through her head, and now your children will be sold child slavery

Repercussions: http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/0...eut/index.html

[NotFromHere]

NO. Your kids can't watch lesbians on PBS and that's final.

The not-yet-aired episode of “Postcards From Buster” shows the title character, an animated bunny named Buster, on a trip to Vermont — a state known for recognizing same-sex civil unions. The episode features two lesbian couples, although the focus is on farm life and maple sugaring.

Education Secretary Margaret Spellings said the “Sugartime!” episode does not fulfill the intent Congress had in mind for programming. By law, she said, any funded shows must give top attention to “research-based educational objectives, content and materials.”

With her letter, Spellings has made criticism of the publicly funded program’s depiction of the gay lifestyle one of her first acts as secretary. She began on Monday, replacing Rod Paige as President Bush’s education chief.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Repercussions: http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/0...eut/index.html

"according to publicist Lizzie Grubman..." I will never take this woman seriously. I'm a little in awe, though, that people still hire her.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
"according to publicist Lizzie Grubman..." I will never take this woman seriously. I'm a little in awe, though, that people still hire her.

Apparently some people believe the maxim that there's no such thing as bad publicity.

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Putting him on my ignore list was the best decision I ever made on these boards.

The best decision you ever made was to retire. You should have stuck with it and spared us all the pitiful spectacle of a once-mediocre mind slowly declining into spasms of knee-jerk foppishness and pantywaistism.




P.S. - paigow was going to post a gay joke but now she won't.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
A google search of my given name turns up this gem,

Um, I know I'm normally considered to be paranoid, but do you really want this post to be here?

(Or, I've whiffed, and don't know it yet.)

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by bilmore
Um, I know I'm normally considered to be paranoid, but do you really want this post to be here?

(Or, I've whiffed, and don't know it yet.)

I can't imagine that anybody cares enough to reverse-google me, but to calm your fears, I'll excise the original post. Okay?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Repercussions: http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/0...eut/index.html

Good. They fucking sucked anyway. I can't believe they replaced Sway with these morons. "Smackfest" was funny for about 46 seconds.

TM

[bilmore]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I can't imagine that anybody cares enough to reverse-google me, but to calm your fears, I'll excise the original post. Okay?

It's okay. I'm calm.

I've just watched lots of people out themselves over the years. It's never pretty.

[bill killer]

I would've expected a somewhat racier focus than farming and sugar maples from a show called "Sugartime" featuring two lesbian couples.

Originally posted by NotFromHere
NO. Your kids can't watch lesbians on PBS and that's final.

The not-yet-aired episode of “Postcards From Buster” shows the title character, an animated bunny named Buster, on a trip to Vermont — a state known for recognizing same-sex civil unions. The episode features two lesbian couples, although the focus is on farm life and maple sugaring.

Education Secretary Margaret Spellings said the “Sugartime!” episode does not fulfill the intent Congress had in mind for programming. By law, she said, any funded shows must give top attention to “research-based educational objectives, content and materials.”

With her letter, Spellings has made criticism of the publicly funded program’s depiction of the gay lifestyle one of her first acts as secretary. She began on Monday, replacing Rod Paige as President Bush’s education chief.