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06-17-2005, 04:30 PM
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WWJD?
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Which of the top 50 on-screen rides would you pick?
I would go wither with Manny's Caddy from Scarface or Jenna Jameson.
spree: completely work safe
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I would definitely go for the Night Court:
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06-17-2005, 04:31 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
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two more lists
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06-17-2005, 04:36 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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WWJD?
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Which of the top 50 on-screen rides would you pick?
I would go wither with Manny's Caddy from Scarface or Jenna Jameson.
spree: completely work safe
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I'll tell you which one I wouldn't pick -- Apollo 13, wayyy overrated by this guy at #6. I don't think there was anything on that badboy that DID work. Fuckers had to McGyver their way home by slingshotting around the fucking moon. There's a short, but very good book about the flight that predated the movie. I read it for a class called "Organizational Disasters" -- anyway, it's a good read.
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06-17-2005, 04:36 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Everything I Need to Know I Learn on VH-1.
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Usually cute kid stars grow up ugly. This is not the best picture, but I was shocked to learn last night that Tina Yothers (Jennifer from "Family Ties") turned out this well:
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She looks like a non-drug-addled Courtney Love (with dark hair).
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06-17-2005, 04:37 PM
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WWJD?
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Good point on 2, although on 1 the rules are clear. But would the Scarab outrank the Countach? Or Tubbs' caddy?
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You know, those fuckers cheated. They said 1 show/1 ride, but then include both the Back to the Future car and the Libyans' van, because one is from each of two movies? Well, fuck that, because the Starwars trilogy deserves at least three entries, with Death Star, Millenium Falcon, and either an At-At Walker, Luke's Landspeeder, or one of those airmotorbike deals they used on Endor.
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06-17-2005, 04:37 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Things that suck
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Who knows? I still can't figure out why its called missionary. Was it the position most often used by missionaries to rape "savage" women?
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Your slow march to becoming to wacky liberal is nearly complete.
Please post us a review of the Ani DiFranco show after the weekend.
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06-17-2005, 04:38 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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WWJD?
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Good point on 2, although on 1 the rules are clear. But would the Scarab outrank the Countach? Or Tubbs' caddy?
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The Back to the Future series got more than one entry...
I would have wanted the Scarab over the others, usefullness be damned.
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06-17-2005, 04:39 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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WWJD?
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Which of the top 50 on-screen rides would you pick?
I would go wither with Manny's Caddy from Scarface or Jenna Jameson.
spree: completely work safe
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I didn't need to scroll past number 46: Fred Sanford's truck:
Now THAT is a fly ride.
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06-17-2005, 04:43 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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WWJD?
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You know, those fuckers cheated. They said 1 show/1 ride, but then include both the Back to the Future car and the Libyans' van, because one is from each of two movies? Well, fuck that, because the Starwars trilogy deserves at least three entries, with Death Star, Millenium Falcon, and either an At-At Walker, Luke's Landspeeder, or one of those airmotorbike deals they used on Endor.
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The Millennium Falcon should be from either A New Hope or Return of the Jedi. A working hyperdrive is essential.
(yes, I know, geek)
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-17-2005, 04:44 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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From the "Top 50 Ways to Get Fired" (url above):
- Insist your coworkers smell your chair, repeatedly saying that it smells like sex. Constantly comment about how hard it is to concentrate with the sweet smell of sex in the air.
*Having an erection the whole time really sells this one.
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06-17-2005, 04:46 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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I am 32 flavors, and then some.
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Your slow march to becoming to wacky liberal is nearly complete.
Please post us a review of the Ani DiFranco show after the weekend.
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Who do the wacky conservatives listen to?
I mean, besides Ted Nugent, mainstream country, and Lawrence Welk.
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06-17-2005, 04:48 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
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I am 32 flavors, and then some.
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Not Bob
Who do the wacky conservatives listen to?
I mean, besides Ted Nugent, mainstream country, and Lawrence Welk.
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Dunno. Ask a wacky conservative.
The non-wacky ones are currently listening to Christopher O'Riley's Radiohead re-works.
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06-17-2005, 04:50 PM
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Things that suck
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
The missionaries told the savages that they should have sex with the man on top, facing each other, because that was the way Jesus intended people to fuck.
I think the reasoning was that animals do it from behind, and of course the man should be in the superior position.
Why anyone would let a (supposedly) celibate priest tell them how to fuck is beyond me.
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Dude, if you get married in the Catholic Cult, they make you go to all sorts of meeting about fucking run by priests. Trust me.... I had to do it. When they had some disgusting slob and his hideous wife preach about the "rhythm method" form of birth control, it was all I could do not to stand up and start throwing chairs and screaming "What the fuck is the matter with you backward jackasses?"
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06-17-2005, 04:50 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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WWJD?
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Which of the top 50 on-screen rides would you pick?
I would go wither with Manny's Caddy from Scarface or Jenna Jameson.
spree: completely work safe
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A good list, but it needed:
Wonder Woman's Invisible Plane
A Sandworm from Dune
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
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Boogers!
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06-17-2005, 04:52 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Things that suck
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, if you get married in the Catholic Cult, they make you go to all sorts of meeting about fucking run by priests. Trust me.... I had to do it. When they had some disgusting slob and his hideous wife preach about the "rhythm method" form of birth control, it was all I could do not to stand up and start throwing chairs and screaming "What the fuck is the matter with you backward jackasses?"
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Speaking of Catholics, this article on giving up masturbation is hysterical. I had no idea that there wasn't a support community for people trying to quit.
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there’s the lack of commiseration. This is mostly because the subject isn’t really appropriate to talk about, and also because when I do mention it to those in my inner circle, I’m met with one of three responses: Shock (“Ugh! Gross! Why did you tell me that?”), Awe (“Really? Dude, that’s nuts. I’d go crazy if I tried that.”), and Derision (“You won’t make it.” Gee, thanks a lot, Martone. What did you give up, tact?). Also, no one I've encountered has a story about their own experience doing the same thing. Whenever I hear someone say that they're giving up smoking, there's always at least one person in the room to talk about how they did it, or how their uncle did it, or some other person. Not so in my case.
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I wouldn't be of much help.
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