More pie

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You all may find this surprising coming from me, but even attempting to make these comparisons is unfair and insulting to paigow. There is such a gaping chasm between the intellectual levels even coltrane's cock couldn't fill it.

Paigow was nuts, althought about 50% of it was contrived. Paigow was also one of the 5 funniest people here.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Sorry to break up the early morning bashing, but Paris was arrested for DUI. Wow, that took longer than I would have thought.

which is why a Lions assistant defensive line coach driving drunk AND NAKED was a much more newsworthy post.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Paigow was nuts, althought about 50% of it was contrived. Paigow was also one of the 5 funniest people here.

Thank you Hank! Thank you for being my friend.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Thank you Hank! Thank you for being my friend.

at first I thought you were a woman, but since other women were nice to you I figured out you're just femmy.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
at first I thought you were a woman, but since other women were nice to you I figured out you're just femmy.

Is this the virtual equivalent of offering me a straw?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
It was followed by a the sort of thing one does in Vegas.

You know -- milk, cookies, cartoons, and an encounter with the world's greatest lap dancer. I mean, holy shit.

Plus, you just can't hear the line "Could you give my husband a dance? It's his birthday" enough times, IMHO.

I'd imagine not. But then, I have to imagine because I will most definitely go to my grave without ever hearing it.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
When i first signed on here, I was going to pretend I was a woman, but then I saw how bitchy you all are to women.

I remember when Ann Elk used to post here. So many women were soooo mean to her. No wonder she doesn't post here anymore.

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Because you should be nice to fat ugly retards.

You look nice today Sidd.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I'd imagine not. But then, I have to imagine because I will most definitely go to my grave without ever hearing it.

You would think in Vegas you could find someone who'd say that for $50.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I remember when Ann Elk used to post here. So many women were soooo mean to her. No wonder she doesn't post here anymore.

They were mean to her because she's a paralegal, not because she's female.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I remember when Ann Elk used to post here. So many women were soooo mean to her. No wonder she doesn't post here anymore.

good memory.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
They were mean to her because she's a paralegal, not because she's female.

I take back what I said the other day about PPNYC making the biggest whiff, original definition.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Thank you Hank! Thank you for being my friend.

Hank, in honor of your new status as one of the Golden Girls, please do a Bea Arthur avatar. pretty please.

Is that Bea Arthur? It looks a little too coiffed. In any event, thank you!

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hank, in honor of your new status as one of the Golden Girls, please do a Bea Arthur avatar. pretty please.

Why was everyone mean to Thrashers Fan [sniff]?

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Paigow can't even type. What is your comparison? her JD?

My secretary can (theoretically) type like a motherfucker, but that doesn't make her smart. I assume you're a good Bates stamper also and likely get the "sign here" tabs in the right place 90% of the time.