Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That is a non-story. At least in the athlete-fucking world,* girls will generally do anything to be with an athlete. That is the norm.

Since I will continue to rely on this board for all of my Kobe-related knowledge, and refuse to read news articles about anal tearing, can anyone explain this: I had heard that the DNA evidence that linked Kobe to the crime scene and forced him finally to admit he had engaged at least in consensual Slot B sex was not semen (as per usual case), but rather her blood on his shirt.

If this is the case, I think Kobe's got a long uphill battle on reasonable doubt. I've never gotten a woman's blood on any part of me during my long career in consensual sex, barring the occasional menstruation mishap, much less on my shirt. I've heard she was showing signs of a beating.

All of which is to say, ninja, please. This dude is toast.*

*I also thought OJ was toast, so YMMV.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sgtclub
My favorite is "playing with the little man in the canoe."

burning the little melting ferret

edit: spelling

[bilmore]

Originally posted by AngryMulletMan
MrMullet and I just had a conversation last night about why there are so many names for male masturbation and practically none for female masturbation.

Can anybody explain this?

It stems from the same impulse that leads so many (goofy) men to attach names to their cocks.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Actually, I was in a bar and was chatting to them. My friends (guys) spotted some Mariners and wanted me to go talk to them. So I did. While I was talking I (as happens when I drink) I asked them if they wouldn't happen to have a cigarette (of course they wouldn't DUH, but that didn't occur to me). Jay Buehner's friend said (hand on crotch), "no, but if we go back there (pointing to back of bar), you can smoke this". Seeing how I was strictly a hockey groupie, I smiled politely and said "nice talking to you" and joined my friends.

Really? When a guy says that to you, you really think that's an offer and not a smart ass comment?

[evenodds]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Really? When a guy says that to you, you really think that's an offer and not a smart ass comment?

With athletes, they are almost always serious, since an unfortunately high number of women would immediately reply "sure!"

Even(unfortunate if you are the girlfriend, fortunate if you are the athlete)Odds

[NotFromHere]

The Brits. They're so organized.

LONDON, Aug. 6 — Fueled by the Internet, a rapid rise in public exhibitionism is plaguing Britain’s country parks, turning beauty spots into popular gathering points for thrill-seekers watching each other engage in open-air sex.
THE PHENOMENON, called “dogging,” proliferates Western Europe, but hits Britain’s country parks particularly hard, according to Richard Byrne, an expert in countryside management at Harper Adams College in Newport, about 200 miles northwest of London.
In a survey conducted by Byrne of wardens at Britain’s some 260 country parks, nearly two-thirds of respondents said public exhibitionism was a primary management problem, overtaking the traditional ills of graffiti and poaching.
“A number of park wardens said that dogging was a bigger problem,” Byrne said in an interview. “It is a very organized activity.”
Dogging is an extension of the swinging scene, Byrne said, with the difference that people set up meetings where they can watch people perform sexual acts, and then join in.
“This is more than couples going out for a kiss or a cuddle, or whatever,” he said.
Exactly where the term “dogging” originated is of some dispute. Byrne said the term came from the police, who are told by “doggers” caught in the act that they are “just walking the dog.”
One British Web site, however, says the term hails from the swinging 1970s, and was used to describe voyeurs following, or “dogging,” couples having sex outdoors. Swingers, the site writes, have commandeered the term and given it modern meaning.
Dog days

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Really? When a guy says that to you, you really think that's an offer and not a smart ass comment?

Hard to say. I think he was serious, but who knows. It is not as if no girl has ever given a blow job to an athlete in the back of a bar before. Whole teams have been serviced in bar bathrooms.

Of course if he was not a semi-famous person, I would have thought it was a smart ass comment, nothing more.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Dude, Penske is rarely bitter or nasty.

TM

My post is really about reality TV but TM's post made me laugh.

Anyway, to the point.....

BB4: I missed the first couple weeks of BB4 and have a question. Did David & Amanda do the deed or just fool around? How much did they show on TV vs. what the live feed watchers reported?

Cupid: Lester, you may be right about voter confusion being responsible for Robert hanging around. That and maybe people voting for him for the evil fun of watching Lisa have to keep dating him. She has zero chemistry with Robert, Ken and Scott judging by her body language in the clips they show and her comments to them about their dates. Those guys should hang it up. I wish this show was on several times a week with longer date segments and Laura and Kim making voice over comments ala MST3K.

[W.W.L.D.]

Kevin Costner, no stranger to movie flops, in an obvious attempt to avoid pulling a Gigli with his upcoming cowboy-crap release, claims that Princess Di was to star in the sequel to The Bodyguard.
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Uh, yeah sure, Kevin. Whatever you say.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by AngryMulletMan
She apparently denies masturbating, but I doubt very seriously that she doesn't masturbate. I think that pretty much everybody masturbates, whether they "need" to or not.

MrMullet and I just had a conversation last night about why there are so many names for male masturbation and practically none for female masturbation.

Can anybody explain this? And what I should call it (besides tcb)?

I think it stems from the fact that men talk about it more than women do. There's been a taboo for so long about women and sex and masturbation and so forth that the language to describe masturbation didnt' develop as readily for women.

I remember being a freshman in college and a bunch of the guys being totally shocked that I masturbated and admitted to it.

[W.W.L.D.]

Verizon attempts to spice up its customer services with some intimate connections.

[Fugee]

Those of you who want to wait for Leno, don't read this.






















Ah-nold is running for Gov in the CA recall election.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

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<Arnold running for Governor>

Better run, Gray... Larry Flynt vs. Arianna vs. The Terminator vs. Angelyne vs. a congressman vs. 2-3 hundred other people including some absolute kooks. Feel sorry for Californians having to deal with this, but you can't beat it for sheer entertainment value...

[Shape Shifter]

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
<Arnold running for Governor>

Better run, Gray... Feel sorry for Californians having to deal with this, but the sheer entertainment value is hilarious...

Just heard Gary Coleman is running as well. Hoo boy!

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Just heard Gary Coleman is running as well. Hoo boy!

Oh, come on. He's not even the most qualified vertically challenged African-American former child star!! I'd back Manny Lewis over him any day... Mr. Coleman hung out with a criminal element during his youth.