Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Y'all are just jealous of my recreational parks, golf courses and upscale malls.

And my great room. Can't forget the great room. Or the jacuzzi tub. Or the steam shower. The 3 car garage. The climate controlled closet for wine storage. And the media room.

Life is good. Life is good.

Is the great room adjacent to the vomitorium?

Two vomitoriums?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Two vomitoriums?

You can get that . . . so your roommate can have his own.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is the great room adjacent to the vomitorium?

Two vomitoriums?

If you aren't earning your own paycheck, you gotta have the vomitorium to ensure that you retain your girlish figure so that daddy warbucks doesn't run off with that hot chick rising young executive at work who can discuss things other than babies and imaginary internet friends.

Nothing personal, bnb; the bulimia thing was just begging to be used. But, seriously, be careful in those dressing rooms -- the salespeople might notice your fur.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
the category of your neighborhood and my neighborhood and other extremely gay neighborhoods I plugged in to check out is all the whatchamacallit bohemian. Therefore, that means "gay." They just don't want to say "gay" and upset the middle-management marketers, or put Bush on the line by making it obvious he is sending campaign materials into such neighborhoods which are offensive to god and man.

I am so, so sorry that they are not using terminology you would prefer to describe the category, but "Bohemian Mix" = gay. Gay gay gay. Homosexual. Either go work for whoever writes teh descriptions and work to change the paradigm from within, or get over it.

Then wouldnt the car we drive be Miata or Subaru and not A4? What is the Castro's zip code?

and check out Ptown which is apparently Proletown! The only thing that could possibly be right here is that they "read hot rod".

Red, White & Blues
The residents of Red, White & Blues typically live in exurban towns rapidly morphing into bedroom suburbs. Their streets feature new fast-food restaurants, and locals have recently celebrated the arrival of chains like Wal-Mart, Radio Shack and Payless Shoes. Middle-aged, high school educated and lower-middle class, these folks tend to have solid, blue-collar jobs in manufacturing, milling and construction.

Group: Middle America

CY2002 Statistics:
US Households: 898,091 (0.83%)
US Population: 2,261,041 (0.79%)
Median HH Income: $38,895

Lifestyle Traits
1. Support environmental causes
2. Do drawing and painting
3. Read Hot Rod
4. Watch TVLand
5. Drive a Chevy Tracker

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Then wouldnt the car we drive be Miata or Subaru and not A4? What is the Castro's zip code?

and check out Ptown which is apparently Proletown! The only thing that could possibly be right here is that they "read hot rod".

Red, White & Blues
The residents of Red, White & Blues typically live in exurban towns rapidly morphing into bedroom suburbs. Their streets feature new fast-food restaurants, and locals have recently celebrated the arrival of chains like Wal-Mart, Radio Shack and Payless Shoes. Middle-aged, high school educated and lower-middle class, these folks tend to have solid, blue-collar jobs in manufacturing, milling and construction.

Group: Middle America

CY2002 Statistics:
US Households: 898,091 (0.83%)
US Population: 2,261,041 (0.79%)
Median HH Income: $38,895

Lifestyle Traits
1. Support environmental causes
2. Do drawing and painting
3. Read Hot Rod
4. Watch TVLand
5. Drive a Chevy Tracker

They are probably going with the "permanent resident" demo in Ptown. now, I know this may come as news to you, but there are people who live there year-round. Yes, even in the winter. And those people are not gay so much.

What kind of low-class poor-ass bad-taste gays live in your neighborhood with their miatas etc.? Gays men in TX drive BMWs.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You can get that . . . so your roommate can have his own.

One for Snoopy and one for Prickly Pete.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I believe its what Sebastian said. We simply want to feel superior.

It's kind of ironic that Seb said that, don't ya' think?

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Then wouldnt the car we drive be Miata or Subaru and not A4? What is the Castro's zip code?

Castro

04 Young Digerati
16 Bohemian Mix
07 Money & Brains
31 Urban Achievers
29 American Dreams

Originally posted by ltl/fb
They are probably going with the "permanent resident" demo in Ptown. now, I know this may come as news to you, but there are people who live there year-round. Yes, even in the winter. And those people are not gay so much.

What kind of low-class poor-ass bad-taste gays live in your neighborhood with their miatas etc.? Gays men in TX drive BMWs.

Dude I live in Elder Queens with the High Gays and the Low Blacks. ANd good point on Ptown. The yearrounders on the Cape are about as Red White and Blue as you can get.

Originally posted by leagleaze
Castro

04 Young Digerati
16 Bohemian Mix
07 Money & Brains
31 Urban Achievers
29 American Dreams

Now I havent been to SF in a few yuears, but is this to say that the Dot Com Boom had the would be Bill Gates' displace the gays as the top demographic in the Castro?

Anyone got a zip for the West Village or Chelsea?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If you aren't earning your own paycheck, you gotta have the vomitorium to ensure that you retain your girlish figure so that daddy warbucks doesn't run off with that hot chick rising young executive at work who can discuss things other than babies and imaginary internet friends.

Nothing personal, bnb; the bulimia thing was just begging to be used. But, seriously, be careful in those dressing rooms -- the salespeople might notice your fur.

Bulimia is so 1990. Cosmetic surgery is the new bulimia.

And I'm not sure what fur you're referring to. I, like Abba, am smooth as an asian teenaged hooker.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Now I havent been to SF in a few yuears, but is this to say that the Dot Com Boom had the would be Bill Gates' displace the gays as the top demographic in the Castro?

Have you ever been to the Castro? Most gay people living there (as opposed to tourists seeking Gay Mecca) fit pretty well into those categories.

Or were you expecting to see an item for "likes sex with other men/women" in the demographic?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
And I'm not sure what fur you're referring to. I, like Abba, am smooth as an asian teenaged hooker.

Then how do we tell you apart?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I just hope I don't live in a house where someone describes one of the rooms as a "great room" as a sub for "family room"...




More Palladia!!

Why do builder of new homes:

a) put those high phallic-looking rounded windows on the front of everything;

b) put as many roof peaks as they can on every home; and

c) put brick or fake stone on the fronts of homes and siding on the sides?

If you can afford to buy one of these huge monster homes, why would you skimp on getting brick all around? And why the huge waste of space foyer in the front with the massive palladium windows? What are you ever going to use that space for?

My in laws have a phallus room at the front of their home and its just this huge soaring waste of space. I don't get it.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by paigowprincess


Anyone got a zip for the West Village or Chelsea?

West Village

16 Bohemian Mix
04 Young Digerati
07 Money & Brains
31 Urban Achievers
29 American Dreams


Chelsea

16 Bohemian Mix
04 Young Digerati
07 Money & Brains
31 Urban Achievers
29 American Dreams