Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
she has a glass eye.

Does this make a difference to you eyeball lickers?

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
As earlier expressed, the girl is not hot. She is blonde and petite but an utter tool and she has a glass eye. I think she is a virgin.

What does that mean? 4th input? Is she horrifically fat?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Understood, but I maintain that Moonlight Sonata at 2:30 a.m. on perhaps four occasions since January is much better than a loudly barking dog 'round the clock. Did I mention I don't like animals?

Is it upstairs lady's dog? Because if it's not, these are separate issues. She may well have written a not to barking dog person. You are free to write a note to barking dog person.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Understood, but I maintain that Moonlight Sonata at 2:30 a.m. on perhaps four occasions since January is much better than a loudly barking dog 'round the clock. Did I mention I don't like animals?

Copy the nice noise note, change the to/from and slip under the barking puppy's door.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
What does that mean? 4th input? Is she horrifically fat?

No. She is what I usually refer to as a "non-entity" (yes, I know this is unforgiveably rude. Sue me.) There is nothing interesting about her at all and you don't even know she is there until she complains or until her glass eye rolls across the floor. She is not ugly, just very not hot. I would imagine sex disgusts her.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is it upstairs lady's dog? Because if it's not, these are separate issues. She may well have written a not to barking dog person. You are free to write a note to barking dog person.

It's not -- and agreed that this is separate. I should add that this is a fourplex. Four people in the association, including me.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
No. She is what I usually refer to as a "non-entity" (yes, I know this is unforgiveably rude. Sue me.) There is nothing interesting about her at all and you don't even know she is there until she complains or until her glass eye rolls across the floor. She is not ugly, just very not hot. I would imagine sex disgusts her.

Fine. 3 beers and fucking her will be like fucking Heidi Klum.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
No. She is what I usually refer to as a "non-entity" (yes, I know this is unforgiveably rude. Sue me.) There is nothing interesting about her at all and you don't even know she is there until she complains or until her glass eye rolls across the floor. She is not ugly, just very not hot. I would imagine sex disgusts her.

On behalf of nonentities everywhere, I would like to say that we like the sex too. We just aren't bold n' brazen about it.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
It would probably get you kicked out. But that's the real question - why?

Oh, and thanks for Sharper. I hope he's worth it.

*sniff*

He's worth it.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I think that's a good idea if the upstairs neighbor were asking for our advice on how to block out the piano and fucking noises that her downstairs neighbor is making, but I don't think that Abba should suggest to her neighbor that she wear earplugs to block out the fucking noises. I don't think that would be taken kindly even by Ms. Not-Getting-Any-But-Still-Nicey-Nice.

If you live in a condo you should anticipate younger neighbors. If you anticipate younger neighbors you should allot for the possibility of sex. If you allot for the possibility of sex, you should accept the potential for noise- to do otherwise is to wish poor sex on your neighbors, which wouldn't be Christian.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
On behalf of nonentities everywhere, I would like to say that we like the sex too. We just aren't bold n' brazen about it.

Why on earth have you dragged me into this? I never said nonentities didn't like sex. Or that you were a nonentity.

In fact, I suspect you are secretly hot.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Why on earth have you dragged me into this? I never said nonentities didn't like sex. Or that you were a nonentity.

In fact, I suspect you are secretly hot.

I thought you liked being mentioned. I was trying to be nice.

And the best I can achieve is "cute." Well, I get more than that after I've fucked someone, but surface is cute at best.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I thought you liked being mentioned. I was trying to be nice.

Oh.

Well, then...

Thanks.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is it upstairs lady's dog? Because if it's not, these are separate issues. She may well have written a not to barking dog person. You are free to write a note to barking dog person.

She could feed pony trekker 10 beers and send him up to screw the pooch. It would be just like fucking Heidi Klum's dog.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Fine. 3 beers and fucking her will be like fucking Heidi Klum.

He is not fucking her. End of story. I would not fuck someone who would also fuck her. I have standards.