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Old 06-17-2005, 04:54 PM   #1726
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Usually cute kid stars grow up ugly. This is not the best picture, but I was shocked to learn last night that Tina Yothers (Jennifer from "Family Ties") turned out this well:

She looks like that hideous Osbourne troll. What is it, Kelly?
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Old 06-17-2005, 04:55 PM   #1727
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A good list, but it needed:

Wonder Woman's Invisible Plane
A Sandworm from Dune
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
I would also have added Captain Nemo's "Nautilus"; Speedracer's Mach 1; "The Nebucadnezzar"; The BMW m5 and the Audi s8 from "Ronin" (best car chase ever, IMHO).
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Old 06-17-2005, 04:56 PM   #1728
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Which of the top 50 on-screen rides would you pick?

I would go wither with Manny's Caddy from Scarface or Jenna Jameson.

spree: completely work safe
Lt. Marion Cobretti’s Mercury in Cobra

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Old 06-17-2005, 04:57 PM   #1729
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Speaking of Catholics, this article on giving up masturbation is hysterical. I had no idea that there wasn't a support community for people trying to quit.



I wouldn't be of much help.
From that same article:

"Now, the sensible person who is trying to give up masturbation would alter their behavior so as to decrease the temptation. But to mew, that just seems like cheating. So, I still do my daily rounds of internet porn. I start off at www.extrabigboobs.com (still the best in terms of quality and variety, in my opinion), then I swing over to alt.stories.erotica.tiffany-amber-thiessen to see if kellyluvr03 has posted anything new, then wrap things up over at www.galaxy-of-terror.com to see what’s up in the world of tentacle rape. Tempting, sure, but it’s better than being left wondering what I’m missing out on."

spree: I have not clicked on the links, but I would guess that they are NOT work safe.
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Old 06-17-2005, 04:58 PM   #1730
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I recently had a discussion with a friend of mine about this. Does anyone know a television show that had it's best season after the third year? We are both hard core fans of a variety of shows (Buffy, X-Files, Alias, Simpsons, etc.), and we couldn't think of a single television show that got better as the run went on.
X-Files got better, actually, once they moved on to the alien conspiracy shows, which wasn't until their second or third season.

Seinfeld got better - the first couple seasons were often stilted and slow and the characters undeveloped.

And, speaking of this, I found that "Trio" channel on cable that is playing reruns of Letterman's first seasons - while I was still in high school and not watching him yet. Fucking hilarious.
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Old 06-17-2005, 04:58 PM   #1731
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Speaking of Catholics, this article on giving up masturbation is hysterical. I had no idea that there wasn't a support community for people trying to quit.



I wouldn't be of much help.
This killed me:

"All I have to look forward to is what will most likely be a quick, ham-fueled jerk-off session on Easter Sunday. And that seems fundamentally unjust."

Nothing is better than a sacred occasion jerk. You need to get the lead out on those solemn occasions (funerals, weddings, interviews, holidays), so you can cope level-headely with the horribly boring ceremonies you will attend.
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Dude, if you get married in the Catholic Cult, they make you go to all sorts of meeting about fucking run by priests. Trust me.... I had to do it. When they had some disgusting slob and his hideous wife preach about the "rhythm method" form of birth control, it was all I could do not to stand up and start throwing chairs and screaming "What the fuck is the matter with you backward jackasses?"
Ahh, Pre-Cana. Ours was in a church basement in Brooklyn with about fifty other couples (we opted for the one-day course rather than the full week retreat, as tempting as it sounded). All I took away from it was (1) 90% of the couples there had met in a bar, and (2) Jesus wants you to tell your prospective spouse about your $50,000 worth of credit card debt/drug addiction/STDs before you march up to the altar. Sound enough as far as I was concerned, and they didn't talk about the Sex.
 
Old 06-17-2005, 05:04 PM   #1733
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Lt. Marion Cobretti’s Mercury in Cobra

Screw that.

This one is the shit.



And the commentary with it says it all:

"I’m not much of a Trekkie, but the even I have to admit the transporter is fucking dope. Yeah, so it doesn’t make a lot of sense, but let’s not get into some retarded debate about it. Nerds."
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Old 06-17-2005, 05:05 PM   #1734
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Your slow march to becoming to wacky liberal is nearly complete.

Please post us a review of the Ani DiFranco show after the weekend.
How are things at Omega House? You've been quiet lately.
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We're almost finished fucking your girlfriends.

But come on over afterwards - we've got an import keg.
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Screw that.

This one is the shit.



And the commentary with it says it all:

"I’m not much of a Trekkie, but the even I have to admit the transporter is fucking dope. Yeah, so it doesn’t make a lot of sense, but let’s not get into some retarded debate about it. Nerds."
Where's the Shaggin' Wagon from Dumb & Dumber?

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How are things at Omega House? You've been quiet lately.
Check out the NWA quiz. Good stuff.
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Old 06-17-2005, 05:14 PM   #1738
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We're almost finished fucking your girlfriends.

But come on over afterwards - we've got an import keg.
Nonsense. I have the telescope set up. You're jerking off to National Review again. "Ohhhh, Mitt Romney... they could set a clock to your haircut..."
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Who do the wacky conservatives listen to?

I mean, besides Ted Nugent, mainstream country, and Lawrence Welk.
Is it possible to suck worse than Ted Nugent? I'm struggling to think of any 70s arena rock worse than him. I know there must be something, but its hard... He's really, really awful.
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Nonsense. I have the telescope set up. You're jerking off to National Review again. "Ohhhh, Mitt Romney... they could set a clock to your haircut..."
That's the Gamma House, asshat.
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