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Pretty Little Flower · 07-20-2005, 12:20 AM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Ok, PLF, hit me with your obscure yet trendy mix of critically popular, yet non-mainstream stuff.

No.

mmm3587 · 07-20-2005, 12:29 AM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So I'm on an call and the conferencing number has a recorded voice that tells you to "state your name and then press the pound or hash key". Hash key? Is this some cross-border thing? Do other countries call it the hash key? Suddenly I want brownies.

Also, what are these "cell phones" that people are carrying around? Where is the cord? My uncle has a cordless phone, but there is still a big metal antenna and there is a cord 10 feet away!

NotFromHere · 07-20-2005, 03:04 AM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
So, I haven't read if anyone is watching this, but I am bored for a while. A lot of the dudes are making themselves targets. Firefighter dude, Iraqi dude, duck-walking dude, security guard dude. All gone withine the first 8 votes, I think. There are so many women I can't keep up with them all, but I hope that overly belligerent Latina and thick firefighter's friend girl go soon. Hasn't the angry brown girl stereotype been done enough that we can have female minorities in reality shows who aren't pissed off at everyone and shaking their heads around? I hope that a few interesting people will win vetos, vote off the annoying ones, and keep their heads down so that this is interesting in September. I am very bored right now. If I wanted to see meatheads fight about pissing off each other's families, I would go to the HangeeUpee.

OK, spoiler, but I don't know why because no one was voted off.

But come on, didn't you love the fact that "Big Brother" had to step in to keep firefighter dude from beating hell out of Michael? And that Cuban chick was going off on the Iraqi? And "Big Brother" had to step in again?!? I loved it. The voice from the sky. "OK everyone, neutral corners."

Come on, that was family Thanksgiving at it's finest. The fact that Michael kept calling Eric midget, was priceless. If he wasn't going to get voted off before, then he's certainly going for the vote now.
Midget. I loved it. It's like one of the stupid family fights here, only on TV.

Diane_Keaton · 07-20-2005, 03:23 AM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
1. Miles Davis, Birth of the Cool
2. Lyle Lovett, Joshua Judges Ruth
3. Rolling Stones, Sticky Fingers
4. The Clash, London Calling
5. Beatles, Let It Be (Naked)

Yes, I am old. Fuck you all.

1. A compilation of Placido Domingo singing Puccini Operas, with all annoying sopranos cut out in the arias.
2. Gipsy Kings
3. Itzach Perlman violin concertos
4. The Zeppellin album with Ten Years Gone on it.
5. Aretha Franklin/Sing the Blues (old album)

Cause I know you all care.

SlaveNoMore · 07-20-2005, 03:35 AM

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mmm3587
So, I haven't read if anyone is watching this, but I am bored for a while. A lot of the dudes are making themselves targets. Firefighter dude, Iraqi dude, duck-walking dude, security guard dude. All gone withine the first 8 votes, I think. There are so many women I can't keep up with them all, but I hope that overly belligerent Latina and thick firefighter's friend girl go soon. Hasn't the angry brown girl stereotype been done enough that we can have female minorities in reality shows who aren't pissed off at everyone and shaking their heads around? I hope that a few interesting people will win vetos, vote off the annoying ones, and keep their heads down so that this is interesting in September. I am very bored right now. If I wanted to see meatheads fight about pissing off each other's families, I would go to the HangeeUpee.

If this was a carrot dangled to see which was Str8/Arnie was betting, please keep it up, as the "Don't Pass" line looks money whever he shoots.

dtb · 07-20-2005, 10:13 AM

I'm sure one of you (probably more than one of you) saw the article on the front page of the WSJ the other day that talked about some debaucherous bachelor party given for some Fidelity (?) trader. (If you didn't, it was about a debaucherous bachelor party given for some Fidelity (?) trader.)

Anyway, as part of the festivities, the throwers of the party included a dwarf as entertainment. Now, my question for all you pervs is: WT Hell does one do with a dwarf for entertainment?

This is an important question. Please reply promptly!!

Not Bob · 07-20-2005, 10:28 AM

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Originally posted by dtb
I'm sure one of you (probably more than one of you) saw the article on the front page of the WSJ the other day that talked about some debaucherous bachelor party given for some Fidelity (?) trader. (If you didn't, it was about a debaucherous bachelor party given for some Fidelity (?) trader.)

Anyway, as part of the festivities, the throwers of the party included a dwarf as entertainment. Now, my question for all you pervs is: WT Hell does one do with a dwarf for entertainment?

This is an important question. Please reply promptly!!

What theories does your handsome co-worker have about this? (Or are you afraid to ask because he will say "come with me to Prague, and I will show you"?)

dtb · 07-20-2005, 10:35 AM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
What theories does your handsome co-worker have about this? (Or are you afraid to ask because he will say "come with me to Prague, and I will show you"?)

I'm not afraid to ask (OK, I did ask); he doesn't know. All he could think of was dwarf-tossing, but that didn't seem to be in keeping with the "theme" of the party the article described.

(Anyway, how would he show me? I'm not a dwarf. And neither is he. Are dwarves commonplace in Prague or something?)

Although I think he has taken a bit of a shine to me, the Prague thing is out. He's too young. (Oh, and I'm married.) I mean, I'm all for the cougar concept, but he's really young. I could be his, well, his somewhat older sister.

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-20-2005, 10:41 AM

So, Jude law cheats. Okay. Who hasn't? But if you're Jude Law, rich, handsome, charming, why the fuck would you waste one on this?

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-20-2005, 10:48 AM

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Originally posted by dtb
Anyway, as part of the festivities, the throwers of the party included a dwarf as entertainment. Now, my question for all you pervs is: WT Hell does one do with a dwarf for entertainment?

To the amusement of the crowd, he fucks the hookers that even Jude Law wouldn't touch.

TM

J. Fred Muggs · 07-20-2005, 10:49 AM

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Originally posted by dtb
I'm sure one of you (probably more than one of you) saw the article on the front page of the WSJ the other day that talked about some debaucherous bachelor party given for some Fidelity (?) trader. (If you didn't, it was about a debaucherous bachelor party given for some Fidelity (?) trader.)

Anyway, as part of the festivities, the throwers of the party included a dwarf as entertainment. Now, my question for all you pervs is: WT Hell does one do with a dwarf for entertainment?

This is an important question. Please reply promptly!!

Much like monkeys, dwarves are just fun to have around. He could bartend, dance with the whores, etc. It allows the small-penised brokers to relish that they are over 4'11"

Diane_Keaton · 07-20-2005, 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So, Jude law cheats. Okay. Who hasn't? But if you're Jude Law, rich, handsome, charming, why the fuck would you waste one on this?

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

TM

Like its so unusual for rich, handsome, charming actors to do that.

J. Fred Muggs · 07-20-2005, 10:51 AM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So, Jude law cheats. Okay. Who hasn't? But if you're Jude Law, rich, handsome, charming, why the fuck would you waste one on this?

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

TM

I imagine that she is quite a knob-polisher. Just has that look about her.

dtb · 07-20-2005, 10:51 AM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
To the amusement of the crowd, he fucks the hookers that even Jude Law wouldn't touch.

TM

I knew I could count on you. You have always been my favorite.

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-20-2005, 11:08 AM

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Originally posted by dtb
I knew I could count on you. You have always been my favorite.

Thanks, but do you even realize what you've just done?

To keep the peace over here, I have to invite Shifter to my next bachelor party, now.

TM